Chapter 290: Despicable Artifact Spirit! (1 update)
Chapter 290 of "Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique" kicks off revealing secrets: "Laughter?"The Wind and Thunder Spirit saw a group of young warriors laugh until they bent... Keep reading!
"Laughter?"The Wind and Thunder Spirit saw a group of young warriors laugh until they bent backwards and forward and lewdly picked his nose.
Being a Spiritual Body, the Wind and Thunder Spirit logically shouldn’t have been able to pick anything, but it deliberately rolled up clusters of blue, pill-like things and threw them into the mouths of those young talents.
"Yuck..."
The Martial Artists clutched their throats one by one, coughing and vomiting violently as if they really had eaten "nose boogers."
"You!"
Du Shaoling, Jun Moxie, and several other leading students from the various academies glared fiercely at the Wind and Thunder Spirit, wishing they could smash it to smithereens with a single slap.
Especially Chu Bingyun, who trembled with rage as a woman of stunning beauty who had just "eaten" something so disgusting!
However, seeing the Wind and Thunder Spirit’s slap-worthy face, they ultimately took a deep breath: Hold it in!
The Wind and Thunder Spirit, they couldn’t afford to mess with!
Ling Feng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thankful that he hadn’t laughed earlier. Of course, Lee Bufan with his icy expression probably didn’t even know what laughter was.
However, Ye Nanfeng, that guy had been laughing merrily just a moment ago, and now he was throwing up incessantly.
The Wind and Thunder Spirit looked down at the young talents before him with disdain, saying lazily, "You people, every single one of you is trash."
He was the Artifact Spirit of a Holy Artifact that had been passed down from the Ancient Times and naturally looked down on these ordinary talents, "Don’t be unsatisfied, if any of you can make it past the Ninth Layer, I’ll eat your boogers!"
"Do you mean it?" Young Master Du’s eyes sparkled.
"Tricking you? I can’t afford to lose face," the Wind and Thunder Spirit continued picking his nose, "What, fancy a bet?"
"Let’s bet, who’s afraid of who?"
Du Shaoling had an almost fanatical confidence in his own Talent, having heard that over a hundred years earlier, someone from Heavenly Position Academy had cleared the Ninth Layer and obtained the Secret Technique from the Wind and Thunder Sword Tower, "Wind and Thunder Hundred Transformations"!
If there had been a precedent, how could he, Du Shaoling, be inferior to any Heavenly Position Academy student?
"Ha ha ha, it’s rare to see someone as fearless as you, kid. I like you!" laughed the Wind and Thunder Spirit, "Alright, if you get past the Ninth Layer, not only will I accept the bet, but you’ll also get to pick nine Treasures from the Ninth Layer!"
"But, if you can’t make it!" The Wind and Thunder Spirit made an "you know" expression, "Then you’d be in for a treat, I’ll make sure you get more than your fill! Heh heh heh..."
Heaven and hell, ah!
The young talents present couldn’t help but shiver and all looked at Du Shaoling.
"Okay!" Du Shaoling’s eyes blazed with an invincible glow, and he turned and charged into the Wind and Thunder Sword Tower.
Following closely, one after another, the young talents also entered the tower, but they didn’t dare to bet with the Wind and Thunder Spirit; that would definitely be asking for trouble.
Yep, asking for trouble!
Ling Feng purposely walked last, slowly approached the Wind and Thunder Spirit, and said with a faint smile, "Elder, I would also like to place a bet with you, how does that sound?"
"Oh?" The Wind and Thunder Spirit glanced at Ling Feng, feeling a bit surprised in his heart: This kid’s Physique is interesting, huh.
"How do you want to bet?" the Wind and Thunder Spirit picked his ear lazily and asked.
Ling Feng smiled and said lightly, "If I get past the Ninth Layer, I would also like to choose nine treasures."
"And if you don’t?" The Wind and Thunder Spirit continued picking his nose, "I won’t bet with you on eating boogers, those guys aren’t high-grade, but you, you have some weight."
"Oh? Thank you for the high regard, Elder!"
Ling Feng raised an eyebrow, not at all overwhelmed by the esteem shown, for he had seen plenty of powerful figures. Yan Cangtian, Yue Zhonglian? Aren’t they all beings who could shake the Empire with a stomp of their feet?reasure. If you dare take more," the Wind and Thunder Spirit chuckled evilly, "I’ll first chop off your five limbs and then use your fifth limb to make wine for you to drink!"
All the male students quickly shook their heads and waved their hands, "We wouldn’t dare."
And a few of the rare female geniuses, such as Chu Bingyun, looked at the Wind and Thunder Spirit with disdain.
What was the Sword Tower Spirit thinking, filling his head with all this nonsense—did he have any semblance of a senior spirit’s poise?
The Wind and Thunder Spirit, with his nose in the air, completely ignored the disdain from the girls. He waved his hands and chanted, and a huge screen of light suddenly appeared in the empty center of the Sword Tower.
After the light screen settled into place, the Wind and Thunder Spirit said nonchalantly, "Alright, the rest of you can go in now."
Then, pointing at Ling Feng and Du Shaoling, he added, "You two, stay behind!"