Chapter 270 - Grinding the Tree Seeking Monthly Tickets and Subscription

“Brothers, no, no, I was just confused for a moment, I’m just talking nonsense.”

“That punk Ye Tian, how could he be as handsome as you guys.”

“Just look at him, he’s already hitting the ceiling by dating Lin Chumo, how could he possibly go for the Dan Tai Goddess.”

“It’s simply wishful thinking, the Goddess is ours, right!!”

That guy patted his chest and proudly raised his chin, thinking he was smart, believing his flattery had worked wonders.

However, suddenly the killing intent around him grew stronger.

Is this the feeling of ‘The Ring’ at midnight?

Those guys had a flash of murderous intent in their eyes and started rubbing their fists together.

Isn’t this just asking to be killed?

Not mentioning it would have been fine, but he just had to bring up Lin Chumo, the second school flower, as Ye Tian’s girlfriend, instantly filling all the guys with hatred.

Maybe this is what’s called true talent.

“Uh, didn’t I say it right??”

“Hehe, what do you all think?”

The guy’s smile froze on his face, he forced a laugh and stepped back slightly, his body leaning forward.

“Brothers, don’t waste words on this guy.”

“If anyone from his dormitory helps him, they’ll be responsible for the consequences.”

“Get him up, lift him!”

Immediately, a dozen burly guys rushed up and lifted him, heading straight for the small woods of Yunhai University.

“Help!”

“Big brother, big sister, handsome guy, pretty girl.”

“I need your help right now, come help me out, I’m done for.”

“Big brother, don’t lift from the crotch, my pants are almost falling off.”

The guy cried out for his mom and dad, but the passersby saw those towering, muscular strong people and quickly avoided them.

In a dorm room, a guy wearing colorful boxers, with a big belly, small eyes like soybeans, holding a cup of instant noodles, slurped it down, walked to the balcony and looked at the guy being carried off, showing a look of pity.

“Poor guy, his mouth is really not smooth!”

“Fatty here has never seen someone so stupid, dare to say Brother Tian can’t win over the Dan Tai Goddess, foolish, foolish.”

“By the way, Brother Tian has been gone for almost a week now, why hasn’t he come back.”

“He wouldn’t have run off with my money, right!”

“No way, I have to hide the rest of the money, can’t let Brother Tian know.”

Yes, this sassy fatty is Xiao Pang, Ye Tian’s good desk mate.

He swung his body and jogged back to the dorm room, took a deep breath and roared at the sky, gulping down the instant noodle soup, truly enjoying the bliss.

“Fatty, finished your instant noodles already??”

“Humph, clearly stole my instant noodles, scared I’d rush over and take them back, so you ate them so fast.”

“Quick, tell me, how many instant noodles have you taken these past two days, that’s Grandpa’s food for the month!”

“I’m telling you, if you can’t get me Ye Tian’s autograph, I’ll beat you up, fatty.”

A rough voice echoed from Xiao Pang’s dorm room, and looking inside, it was a guy with a beard, unkempt, but eyes filled with wisdom, an extreme talent.

If any student from East Sea City saw this guy, they would surely bow down and flatter him, saying: “Lord of Academic God, please lead us.”

This somewhat casual-looking guy was the top scorer in Tianhai City, almost a perfect score in the college entrance exams.

No one had expected him to choose Yunhai University, and he had served in the military for two years in high school, returning to study and improving his grades faster than a rocket.

He defeated all the students from East Sea City in a week, causing numerous East Sea students to bow down and flatter him, saying Lord of Academic God.

At the same time, this East Sea top scorer was also a business elite.

It was said that he made tens of thousands of yuan trading stocks in East Sea City recently.

Now he wanted Ye Tian’s autograph, of course, for money.

The market price for an autograph was now one hundred yuan, simply crazy.

Actually, Ye Tian never signed autographs.

He just wrote a few names in books, which Xiao Pang ripped out and secretly sold to sophomores, juniors, and even senior sisters, making a fortune.

This is why Xiao Pang wanted to hide the money.

Now Ye Tian’s textbooks were almost in tatters, even the paper in the trashcan was neater and cleaner than them.

“Don’t worry, my relationship with Brother Tian is solid.”

“You ask around Yunhai University, we’re so close we could wear the same underwear.”

“Getting a few autographs, easy!!”

“But we agreed, seventy-thirty split, don’t think just because you’re the Study God, I’m afraid of you.”

“Fatty’s math was top-notch in the genius class, don’t think about fooling me.”

Xiao Pang squinted his eyes and said to the East Sea top scorer.

“How could I fool you, Fatty.”

“What’s seven times seven again.”

He suddenly interrupted, catching Xiao Pang off guard!

“Little punk, seven times seven is twenty-nine.”

Xiao Pang blurted out, very proud, seeing himself as a smart guy.

“Hahaha, seven times seven is forty-nine.”

“Laojun’s urgent law.”

The other dorm mates instantly grabbed their bellies, rolling on the beds, laughing until tears came out.

“Tch, I was just saying it wrong on purpose, can’t I.”

“Just testing you all, proves you’re qualified to be my dorm mates.”

Xiao Pang puffed up his belly, spoke righteously, absolutely unabashed.

At the entrance of Yunhai University.

Dan Tai Qixue still stood proudly, her eyes cold, refusing to enter the campus, causing passersby to stop and stare, their eyes flashing with endless amazement.

“So beautiful, truly beautiful.”

“How can there be such a beautiful girl in the world, simply perfect Goddess.”

“Those TikTok influencers are garbage compared to her.”

“Get out, you’re the one drooling over TikTok videos all the time.”

“How can you be so indecisive, really, you’re beyond saving.”

“What’s so great about this, it’s just a woman, I can find plenty.”

A guy teased his buddy.

At this moment, a voice reached his ears: “This girl is just so-so.”

“You stinky men, what are you looking at all day.”

Then, the third biggest law in the world, the true fragrance law, once again proved its unshakable position in the Universe.

The man who said Dan Tai Qixue was just a woman got angry upon hearing this.

He threw a bottle on the ground and rushed over, pointing at a fat woman, saying: “What did you just say, are you insulting my Goddess?”

“I’ll go buy you a mirror, look at yourself, can’t talk, don’t talk nonsense.”

“Look at her, what’s ordinary about her, she’s stunning, breathtaking, beyond compare.”

“Did you go to school or not?

These idioms, I’ll teach you for your teacher, remember them well.”

“Not wasting words with you, going to see the Goddess.”