Chapter 82 : Madman
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Chapter 82: Madman
A streak of shadow darted across the darkness of Yichang.
Jin Seong-un searched for something to steal, his half-dead eyes as lifeless as a frozen fish.
ââŚDid I really become the disciple of the Martial Gods for this?â
But what choice did he have?
The glittering eyes of his master, the Divine Thief, were still vivid in his mind. Of course, it was also true that the thief who had stolen the signboard had been despicable.
âWell, it also weighs on me that the young mistresses and masters are suffering.â
Various reasons were pushing Jin Seong-un down the path of thievery.
They said there was no villain without a story.
It felt strangely amusing because that saying perfectly fit his current situation.
And so, he leapt noiselessly from roof to roof, wall to wall, leaving not the slightest trace of his presence.
In truth, even without inheriting the Divine Thiefâs mastery, this much was still easily possible for him.
By the time he had circled the village onceâ
A small shop caught Jin Seong-unâs eye.
Across from the shop, on a rooftop, Jin Seong-un landed and stared down, hesitation gripping him strongly.
Was this the right thing to do?
The shop he was staring at was none other than Sangwon Cloth Shop.
But wasnât it better than stealing from strangers completely unrelated to him?
At least, if something from Sangwon Cloth Shop went missing, Jin Seong-un could personally compensate for it.
Just as he was about to descendâ
A womanâs muttering drifted up from below.
âThree hundred nyangâŚâ
It was Elder Byeok, ever desperate for money-making.
Apparently, she had not yet left Yichang.
Jin Seong-un held his breath and lowered his stance.
Elder Byeok suddenly stopped muttering and froze in place.
Jin Seong-un employed the Tortoise Breath Technique.
His breath stretched long and thin, almost imperceptibleâso faint that even he could hardly feel it himself.
His heartbeat slowed, his body temperature dropped, and even the flow of his qi was meticulously restrained.
It was the very pinnacle of concealment.
Elder Byeok scanned the surroundings.
Time passed in silence.
âThree hundred nyang⌠what kind of name is that for a dogâŚâ
Grumbling, Elder Byeok finally left.
Only then did Jin Seong-un release his breath, dropping lightly beneath the eaves. Even as he landed, no sound escaped.
For a moment, he stared at the signboard of Sangwon Cloth ShopâŚ
âIâm sorry. Iâll definitely return it.â
With that silent apology, Jin Seong-un neatly removed the signboard and affixed a single note in its place.
Justice.
The recent symbol of the prowling thief.
The next morning, Yichang was turned upside down.
âMy signboard!!â
No Sang-won, the owner of Sangwon Cloth Shop, shouted from in front of his store. Martial artists who had yet to leave Yichang gathered around.
They clearly saw the note stuck where the signboard once was.
The rumor spread like wildfire.
â The great thief is still in Yichang!
â Heâs struck twice in the same place!
â The thiefâs rules have changed!
The martial artists of Yichang grew excited.
Truthfully, chasing after a thief was tiresome. Other than patrolling, there was nothing they could do until the thief acted again.
Still, it was better than scouring the entire countryâif he was lingering in one area, things became much easier.
Even martial artists who had already left Yichang returned upon hearing the news.
Tang So-yeon, Baek Sang, Baek Seol, and others who favored Jin Seong-un actually welcomed this development.
Just as peace was about to return, Yichang was thrown into chaos again by Jin Seong-unâs midnight theft.
âWhy does he keep stealing perfectly fine signboards?!â
No Sang-won raged, looking first at the empty spot where Seong-un Innâs signboard had been, then at his own.
But as he noticed the growing number of martial artists around him, realization struck.
âWait⌠this is actually good for me.â
Recently, as martial artists gathered in Yichang, the one who profited most was none other than No Sang-won.
With nothing better to do, the martial artists spent their days training or dueling, quickly wearing out their uniforms.
Sangwon Cloth Shop was enjoying its golden age. That golden age might have ended, but now the thief had once again drawn martial artists to his shop.
The more he thought about it, the less reason he had to be angry. Deciding instead to eat, No Sang-won headed to the inn.
âHey, Jin Seong-un.â
âO-Oh, welcome.â
No Sang-won narrowed his already small eyes at Jin Seong-un. He was chubby, and his eyes were naturally slitted, but when he squinted further, they looked nearly shut.
Jin Seong-un felt his heart pound at that sharp, blade-like gaze.
Then No Sang-won spoke.
âYouâre hiding something from me, arenât you?â
âOf course not.â
Jin Seong-un let out a silent breath of relief.
For all his appearance, No Sang-won was a merchant who had survived decades in one spot.
There were times when his sharp instincts revealed themselvesâthough very rarely.
âNo, somethingâs definitely off.â
No Sang-won wiggled his finger as he scrutinized Jin Seong-un.
At last, Jin Seong-un spoke.
âHow about I bring out some noodles first?â
âOoh, noodles!â
In an instant, No Sang-wonâs suspicion vanished.
Seo Yu-gyeomâs noodles were one of the few reasons No Sang-won lived these days.
âAhh, delicious.â
Even when eaten daily, the taste never grew old.
That was the Seong-un Inn.
At the border of Yichang and Dangyangâ
A traveling merchant passing through a small village overheard a strange story in an inn.
âDid you hear? They say the great thief is still in Yichang. Last night, the No familyâs Cloth Shop was hit.â
Since Dangyang and Yichang were neighboring counties, traffic between them was frequent.
The peddler who heard the rumor froze on the spot, his brow furrowing.
âWhat kind of nonsense is this?â
The great thief committed two thefts in Yichang? That was impossibleâbecause he himself was that great thief.
âThey say the signboard was taken down, and a note with the word Justice was stuck in its place.â
The peddlerâs brow furrowed even deeper.
This was clearlyâŚ
âA copycat crime.â
Between thieves, a copycat crime was nothing short of a provocation.
Just who was it?
No matter how he thought about it, he couldnât figure it out.
There was no choice but to return and see for himself.
Yichang was in utter chaos day after day.
In particular, the young prodigies who had gathered to catch the thief wandered the streets with vacant faces.
For several days in a row, thefts had occurred.
The first had been at the estate of a wealthy family in Yichang.
The teeth of a haetae statue in the courtyard had disappeared. Naturally, in the place where the teeth had broken off was a note that read Justice.
At that time, the young prodigies had actually welcomed the situation. If the great thief continued to strike multiple times only in Yichang, the chances of catching him would increase.
But when the crimes continued for seven consecutive nights, their willpower collapsed entirely.
The fact was clear: the thief was in the region, and another theft would happen the next day.
So, of course, the young prodigies and countless wanderers guarded every place without a gap.
And yet, each night, things still vanished.
With defeat piling up, their sense of shame only grew. The blow was especially harsh for those called Poison Phoenix, Sword Phoenix, and Rising Dragon, who had been praised all their lives.
âThis is so damn annoying.â
Tang So-yeon muttered as she entered Seong-un Inn. Nearly fifty martial artists had gathered in Yichang.
Even with all of them glaring with eyes like fire, the thief succeeded each time.
It truly felt as if the Divine Thief had been reborn.
After ordering noodles, Tang So-yeon mumbled to herself with a face full of despair.
ââŚJust what kind of madman is it?â
And then, the madman Jin Seong-un brought out the noodles.
Tang So-yeon suddenly asked.
âJin Master.â
âW-Why do you ask?â
ââŚWhy are you stuttering?â
Tang So-yeonâs eyes narrowed.
Jin Seong-un hurriedly made an excuse.
âI wasnât stuttering.â
It wasnât an excuseâit was stubborn denial.
Tang So-yeon had always thought Jin Seong-un was a bit strange, so she let it slide. Besides, she had another purpose in mind.
âCanât you help us, Jin Master?â
âWith what?â
âWith catching that madman.â
That was impossible.
Half of the recent thefts were Jin Seong-unâs doing.
Lately, the thief and Jin Seong-un were locked in an invisible battle of wills.
The scale of the thefts was rising each time.
It was as if they were saying to each other: âI can even steal this. You fake!â
This too had been advice from the Divine Thief.
Each time Jin Seong-un told him about the situation in the Martial God Realm, the Divine Thief laughed so hard he held his stomach, like a child who had just received a new toy.
âWell, I still have to run the innâŚâ
Jin Seong-un declined politely.
Tang So-yeon nodded, as if she had expected that answer.
âTrue. It was a bit of an unreasonable request.â
She knew Jin Seong-un had his own work, so she couldnât push further. After all, he wasnât like martial artists whose entire lives revolved around fighting, chasing, and training.
âStill, if you helped even a little, we might catch him more easilyâŚâ
Since she already knew of Jin Seong-unâs martial prowess, Tang So-yeon felt even more regretful.
But of course, Jin Seong-un couldnât very well catch himself, so he replied evasively again.
âIf I find some free time, Iâll take a look here and there.â
âEven that much is appreciated.â
Just as Jin Seong-un nodded once, Seo Yu-gyeom stepped out of the kitchen, taking advantage of a lull in customers to rest.
Tang So-yeonâs eyes gleamed.
âWhat about you, Seo Master?â
âWhat?â
âWouldnât you be good at catching the thief?â
Who was Seo Yu-gyeom?
Even Tang So-yeon, the Tang Clanâs young mistress, clicked her tongue at his skill. He was a martial artist specialized in stealth and hidden weapons.
In Tang So-yeonâs view, Seo Yu-gyeom might even be better suited for this than Jin Seong-un.
But what came back was a half-hearted response.
âWhy would I bother with something so annoying?â
Literally, he had no reason to get involved.
Tang So-yeon looked disappointed for a moment, then her eyes lit up again.
âScared?â
Seo Yu-gyeomâs brow twitched.
Jin Seong-un looked at him in disbelief. Surely a grown man wouldnât fall for such a childish and transparent ploy.
But âsurelyâ was exactly how people got caught.
âHaah, whatâs so special about this thief anyway? Youâre telling me youâve all been flailing for days because you canât catch one thief? Fine. Tonight. Iâll bring him in.â
Seo Yu-gyeomâs eyes burned with competitiveness.
Assassins and thieves were only a hairâs breadth apart.
Rightâhe had once been an elite assassin of Deathshroud. Was he to believe he couldnât catch some petty thief?
This was the perfect chance to show Tang So-yeon and the others the clear gap between them!
He imagined dragging the thief through the streets and shouting:
â I, Seo Yu-gyeom, cook of Seong-un Inn, have caught the thief that even Rising Dragon and Sword Phoenix couldnât catch! Isnât Murim nothing but hot air?
Just imagining it was delightful.
âHeheheâŚâ
Seo Yu-gyeom grinned wickedly.
Jin Seong-un silently pressed his temples.
As if the swelling number of martial artists wasnât enough, now he had to deal with Seo Yu-gyeom as well.
âIf Masterâs advice is right, itâs soonâŚâ