Chapter 157 - Truly Exceptionally Dominant!

“Go ahead, pull the other one!

You came up with that all on your own?

Even taught by a P.E.

teacher?

Don’t tell me you’re going to say math was taught by a P.E.

teacher as well?”

Xiao Haimei really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, knowing that he was just intentionally trying to amuse her, so she didn’t bother to pursue the topic any further.

Changing the subject, Xiao Haimei suddenly said with a teasing smile, “Earlier you mentioned that wealth brings a multitude of partners, which reminds me, what’s the deal with Han Xue’er?”

“What ‘deal’?

What ‘deal’?” Ye Haochuan feigned confusion.

Seeing him continue to play dumb, Xiao Haimei gritted her teeth and said, “I’m asking what your relationship is with her?”

“Of course, it’s just a brother-sister relationship,” Ye Haochuan said innocently.

“What’s wrong?

Is there a problem with that?”

This jerk, still playing dumb with me, does he think I am that easy to fool?

Xiao Haimei was a bit displeased, and with her mood fluctuating, she sat up out of the water like a lotus experiencing its first flush of bloom, water droplets trickling down her dark and lustrous hair one by one, decorating her stunningly flawless body, creating an indescribably enchanting scene.

Ye Haochuan gulped, thinking to himself, what’s meant by ‘never tire of looking,’ this is it!

Watching her, Ye Haochuan became uncontrollably excited and recited poetically, “With curves that gather like mountain peaks, and waves that rage as the ocean, Sister Mei, this truly is a masterpiece that only divine craftsmanship could create, so wonderful, so wonderful…”

Hearing this flattery, even the usually composed Xiao Haimei couldn’t hide her blush and gave him an annoyed look, “Smooth talker.”

Ye Haochuan chuckled and said, “I was just stating the facts…

Look, I’ve drooled so much, ah, I’ve failed as a man, failed so miserably, I didn’t even drool three feet long.”

Watching his exaggerated gestures and expressions, Xiao Haimei couldn’t help but want to laugh.

This scoundrel, always full of tricks to make her happy.

Fearing she would continue inquiring, Ye Haochuan quickly changed the subject, “Uh, by the way, the water’s gotten a bit cold, shall we go to bed and rest?

Now that I’ve completed the task assigned by the school, I should return to work at the school hospital.

Ah, such laborious work…”

Just as she was about to get up, Xiao Haimei suddenly grabbed him and snorted softly through her nose, “You’re trying to get away before you clear up the matter with Han Xue’er?

You think it’s that easy?

Once things are clear, then you can go to bed and rest.”

Damn, talk about being imperious!

Fine, since I just took your virginity tonight, I won’t quibble over this, but mark my words, one day I’ll reclaim my authority as a man!

Ye Haochuan felt slightly annoyed inside, but he still went on with a grin, “Sister Mei, didn’t I make it clear just now?

My relationship with Han Xue’er is nothing but that of a brother and sister.”

“A brother-sister relationship?” Xiao Haimei snorted lightly.

“Seems to me more like a flirty brother and a flirty sister kind of relationship.”

Sweat, this woman’s ability to make inferences is something else.

She even saw through my ruse!

Ye Haochuan shook his head.

Weren’t women supposed to be big-breasted and brainless?

How come this woman’s imaginations are so wild they can’t be tamed?

“Sister Mei, am I, Ye Haochuan, the type of person who eats from the bowl and looks in the pot?” Ye Haochuan wore a look of aggrieved innocence, “There really is nothing between Han Xue and me, it’s all her family’s one-sided wishes, they just insist on having me as their son-in-law.

Alas, it’s all because your man here is too charming, I can’t even block my own peach blossom luck.”

Hearing him speak so pitifully and earnestly, yet with a trace of smugness in his eyes, Xiao Haimei was furious.

That scoundrel, truly a leopard can’t change its spots.

“What are we to each other?” Xiao Haimie asked, staring into his eyes, not missing a single flicker of change.

Obviously, the relationship between a lover-boy and a lover-girl, do I even need to ask?

Ye Haochuan certainly wouldn’t say what he was thinking, and said earnestly, “Of course, it’s a romantic relationship between a man and a woman.”

Only then did Xiao Haimie breathe a sigh of relief, sneering in her heart, If this bastard dared not to give me an explanation, see if I wouldn’t take care of him?

“From now on, you are my woman, Ye Haochuan’s woman, and I will do my utmost to cherish you, to protect you.

Any insolent rascal, especially someone like Sun Yongsheng who dares to defile you, even if they steal a single glance at you, I won’t let them off!”

Ye Haochuan said fiercely.

So domineering!

Xiao Haimie gently punched him in the chest and complained, “Aren’t you being unreasonable?

You won’t let other men go just for looking at me?”

Ye Haochuan was speechless, just now you were praising me for being imaginative, and now your IQ has dropped to zero, I was talking about ruffians!

“Please, Sister Mei, don’t overgeneralize, okay?

I was talking about ruffians, not specifically about men.

I’m not that overbearing,” Ye Haochuan explained with a smile.

Xiao Haimie then felt relieved.

“However, aside from ruffians, if trash men like Song Jiji dare to climb over my wall, I won’t let them off either.

I won’t scold or berate them, I’ll just use my fists.

I’ll punch them so hard they won’t even recognize their own parents.”

Xiao Haimie turned red, raising her fist and saying, “You bad egg, what are you talking about?

You’re comparing others to Ma Rong, the modern-day Pan Jinlian.”

“Sorry, sorry…”

Ye Haochuan quickly apologized, “I misspoke, just misspoke.

What is Ma Rong, the modern-day Pan Jinlian?

She’s not even worthy to carry your shoes!”

“Then why did you bring it up?” Xiao Haimie gave him a look.

“It was a slip of the tongue,” Ye Haochuan said with a pained expression, “You’re so stunningly beautiful and wealthy, and I’m just a poor loser.

I have to be a bit cautious, right?

Isn’t there a saying?

Everyone is guarding against Old Wang, but who knew Old Song would be the one to climb over the wall?

You guard against me, and I have to keep my guard up too, don’t I?”

Xiao Haimie gave him another sideways glance and spat, “What are you even saying, making our relationship sound so full of suspicion and trickery.”

Ye Haochuan laughed heartily and said, “Well then, Sister Mei, there’s no need for you to be so wary and guarded against me all the time…”

After all this roundabout talk, isn’t this your real intention?

Xiao Haimie resignedly said, “I won’t worry about other women, but you have to keep your distance from Han Xue’er from now on.”

Keep distance?

Sure, a distance of five centimeters!

Ye Haochuan chuckled, “Sister Mei, that’s not a small challenge.

You know I’m always honest, straightforward, generous, and chivalrous, and I’m a fresh young meat.

It’s hard not to attract those girls’ attention!

You want me to keep my distance from Han Xue’er, I personally don’t mind, but, I can’t guarantee there won’t be another Han Xue’er sticking to me!”