Chapter 239 - High-Pressure Guo

After watching him for a while, Zhao Bingqian finally spoke up, “Uncle, are you really planning to buy a QQ car?”

“Isn’t QQ so pretty, and it’s cheap too, super suitable for someone low-key like me,” Ye Haochuan said with a smile.

“But Brother Ye, isn’t this being way too low-key?” Su Yingxue joined in.

Zhang Ziyi and Lin Qingxuan both nodded in agreement.

“Being low-key doesn’t mean having no style,” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

“Driving a QQ and being pretentious feels awesome!

If any luxury car annoys me, I can just drive up and ram it!”

All four girls shook their heads, quite disapproving of his way of showing off.

Zhao Bingqian laughed, “Well then, how about this: after we’ve eaten, let’s go take a look at a nearby 4S shop.”

It was Saturday, and Zhang Ziyi, Su Yingxue, and Lin Qingxuan all happened to be free, quickly agreeing to the plan.

There was a car dealership district near Haishan University, and the Chery 4S shop was located right there.

Zhao Bingqian parked her car in the dealership district’s parking lot, and then the group of one guy and four girls headed towards the Chery 4S shop.

“Wow, so many QQ cars!”

The four girls, all proud daughters of heaven with considerably wealthy families, would normally not even glance at such low-end cars.

However, seeing the exhibition of colorful QQ cars in the dealership, they all seemed a bit excited.

Sales staff from Chery were present on-site, and when they saw the girls’ surprised reactions, they couldn’t help but look over at them sideways.

At first, these salespeople didn’t take much notice of them, assuming they were some country bumpkins, but upon seeing that each one was dressed in branded clothing, all dolled up, some looking innocent, some charming, some intellectual, some tender and alluring, their faces immediately changed.

However, when they saw Ye Haochuan, dressed simply, by the side of the four girls, they were somewhat speechless.

Was this the legendary loser’s counterattack?

To be able to embrace such luck, surrounded by beauties, that’s just too enviable, right?

At that moment, the four girls were totally oblivious to the fact that they had become the focal point of all the sales staff around them, chattering nonstop.

“Brother Ye, your taste is so unique.

There are so many nice cars around here, yet you want to buy a QQ?”

“Exactly, this kind of car has such a small engine, it’s low-end, it’s not good at all.

If you drive it out, I’d feel ashamed to say that you’re my friend.”

“Yeah, Brother Ye, if you really buy this kind of junk car, how will you pick up girls in the future?

I guarantee that if you go buy a Mercedes, BMW, Audi, or something like that, plenty of beauties will start hitting on you.”

Ye Haochuan shook his head and gave a wry smile, “Cut it out.

Do you think I’m such a tasteless guy who needs a car to attract girls?

Getting a luxury car so what?

Can it attract beauties like you, each one as pretty as an immortal?

Please, you all are rich; do you think a luxury car can attract you?

I just want to do the opposite, get a QQ car to draw you in.

Damn, just thinking about it feels so fulfilling!”

All four girls burst into coquettish laughter, amused and exasperated by his shamelessness.

That’s when a man in a suit, looking like a sales manager, approached them with a professional smile and said, “May I help you find a particular model?”

“Nonsense, we’re at Chery, are we supposed to buy Mercedes or BMW?” Ye Haochuan snorted, “Of course, we’re buying a QQ.”

The sales manager was speechless, with a hint of disdain flashing in his eyes that was hard to detect.

Damn, what kind of world is this, being so arrogant over buying a QQ?

Especially when he saw Ye Haochuan, a plainly dressed man, accompanied by four enchanting girls, practically clouds of beauty, he couldn’t help feeling indignant.

Oh heavens, oh earth, why don’t you strike this loser dead?

However, no matter how annoyed he was, the sales manager still had a high level of professional conduct.

He smiled and said, “Please come this way, these are some of the new QQ models we’ve just launched in our 4S shop; they’re a great value for the price…”

“Price?” Ye Haochuan didn’t want to waste words and cut straight to the chase.

“Forty-eight thousand.” the sales manager said.

Ye Haochuan immediately responded, “Okay, it’s a deal!”

After speaking, he took out five stacks of cash from his storage ring and tossed them onto the sales manager, adding, “Keep the change, I’ll take this orange one.” He pointed to one of the cars as he spoke.

Two thousand yuan as a tip, wow!

The sales manager was thrilled.

The swagger of this kid—he deserved full marks!

After a brief moment, the sales manager handed over all the paperwork and the car keys to Ye Haochuan, who then pulled open the door of the selected orange QQ car and climbed inside.

Inserting the key, Ye Haochuan promptly started the engine and drove around the vicinity before returning.

“Hey, ladies, anyone want a ride?

I can take you for a spin,” Ye Haochuan called out, rolling down the window and sporting a flirtatious look while gazing at Zhao Bingqian and the other three girls.

Without a doubt, the four girls giggled non-stop.

For girls as privileged as they were, when had they ever ridden in such a low-end car?

Out of curiosity, all four girls agreed to join him, but at that moment, a mocking voice came through, “Darling, look at those four women, are they sick in the head?

Riding in such a broken car, really brings down their value!”

Everyone turned to look and saw a young girl dressed in a very revealing outfit, arm in arm with a well-dressed wealthy handsome man walking up.

Upon seeing the four stunningly beautiful Zhao Bingqian and company, the young girl’s face was filled with jealousy, as if she wanted to scratch their faces.

As for the wealthy handsome man, he wore a gaze of infatuation, especially seeing the four uniquely beautiful women revolving around a guy in a QQ, he was quite green with envy.

“Who the hell are you?

Whether we ride this broken car or not, it’s none of your damn business!” Since she had been intimate with Ye Haochuan the previous night, Zhao Bingqian had come to see him completely as her own man, and so she was very annoyed with the young girl’s contempt.

“Guo Rong from Fudan University.” After the young girl named herself, she disdainfully added, “A QQ car is still considered a car?

Hmph, a piece of junk is just a piece of junk.

It’s better not to buy one than to lose face—Gao Feng, don’t you think?”

The well-off guy called Gao Feng nodded, “I don’t know if that’s considered a car, but I’ve never bought that kind.

They’re just too low-class for me.

I think the best choice would be something like an Accord, at least it has decent performance and a reasonable price.”

At this moment, Ye Haochuan, who was sitting in the QQ, opened the car door and got out.

Hearing this remark, he felt extremely irritated.

This damn sneaky disdain without a curse word, it’s just because you think I have no money, right?

Pretending not to care, Ye Haochuan stepped forward with a feigned smile and said, “Brother Gao Feng is absolutely right.

Unfortunately, I am poor and have to settle for this kind of crappy car to get around.”

With that, he turned his gaze to Guo Rong and smilingly said to Gao Feng, “Brother Gao Feng, congratulations, congratulations!

Your girlfriend is truly beautiful…”

Guo Rong was a bit displeased and said, “What girlfriend?

It’s fiancée.”

“Oh, my apologies, I didn’t know the situation earlier,” Ye Haochuan laughed, “Then I wish you two a happy marriage and may you have a fair, fat son.

As for the baby’s name, I suggest you pick something that sounds cooler, Gao Ya Guo, how does that sound?”

“Pressure cooker?”

At first, Zhao Bingqian and the other three girls did not catch on, but they later understood the deeper meaning and couldn’t stop giggling.

Brother Ye was really something, he could insult without using a single swear word—truly clever!