Chapter 342 - Embarrassing Friendly Fire

Chapter 342: Chapter 349: Embarrassing Friendly FireAfter returning home, the three of them had dinner, and Chu Xiaoyao started chattering about things at school. Although she was somewhat clinging to Li Yifei, with Xu Yingying around, she didn’t go too far.

At 9:30, Li Yifei grabbed his keys and said, "All right, it’s time for you to go to bed, I’m off to sleep as well."

"Where are you going?" both Chu Xiaoyao and Xu Yingying asked in unison.

Li Yifei lifted the keys in his hand, "I certainly don’t want to sleep on the couch again, I’m going to stay at Xiaofei’s place next door."

Chu Xiaoyao was very familiar with Meng Xiaofei and didn’t think there was anything inappropriate, but Xu Yingying frowned, "You’re going to stay at a girl’s house without her permission?"

Li Yifei smiled faintly, "If you think that’s inappropriate, then you can go stay at her place."

Chu Xiaoyao nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, it’s also not bad for Sister Yingying to stay there."

Xu Yingying was far from agreeing, if she went to stay there, wouldn’t she be leaving Li Yifei and Chu Xiaoyao alone here? If anything happened between the two of them when they were left alone, who knows what they might do. She couldn’t have interfered with Li Yifei’s affairs with other women before, but now that she was Li Yifei’s wife, she wouldn’t permit him such an opportunity.

In the end, Li Yifei still ended up at Meng Xiaofei’s place. Seeing the mess inside the house, he could not help shaking his head – how could this girl be so sloppy? He really wondered how she would ever get married.

But Li Yifei was too lazy to clean up for her. He just picked things up a bit, cleared some space on the bed suitable for a person to sleep, and by doing just this little bit, he ended up gathering a bunch of things like stockings and bras.

Having seen such items often, Li Yifei didn’t think too much of it now; he threw them all into the washing machine, then after washing up a bit, he collapsed onto the bed.

He was sound asleep when the sound of a key in the lock woke him up. That female assassin had already robbed Li Yifei of the peace of mind he used to have.

However, hearing the footsteps, Li Yifei knew it was Meng Xiaofei returning. Checking the time, it was already past one in the morning.

He hurriedly got out of bed and put on his pants. He hadn’t gotten his shirt on when Meng Xiaofei already pushed the bedroom door open, and upon seeing a man in the room, instinctively screamed out loud.

Li Yifei quickly covered Meng Xiaofei’s mouth, screaming so loudly in the middle of the night, if neighboring Xu Yingying heard, it wouldn’t be good.

"Xiaofei, it’s me, oh..." Li Yifei covered Meng Xiaofei’s mouth and called out, but immediately let out a groan. His eyes bulged as he glared at Meng Xiaofei, quickly letting go of her mouth to cover his lower abdomen.

"Ah! It’s Brother Li!" Meng Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly supported Li Yifei, anxiously asking, "Brother Li, are you ok?"

Right now, Li Yifei wished he could just head-butt himself to death or find a hole to crawl into. Since joining the Flying Hawk Squad, apart from taking a bullet for Su Mengxin, he hadn’t been hurt again – even with that female assassin disguised so well and attacking so swiftly, he had been able to evade her with ease.

But this time, his reputation was ruined by Meng Xiaofei. When he covered her mouth, she had quickly kneed him in the most vulnerable part of a man between his legs.

Li Yifei was indeed very skilled; his body would instinctively react to minimize damage when hit, but no matter how tough he was, that part had not been trained and remained vulnerable. Meng Xiaofei’s knee was forceful enough to leave Li Yifei gasping for air, sweating profusely, and unable to form words.

"Brother Li, I really didn’t know it was you, I thought it was a pervert." Supporting Li Yifei to sit on the bed, Meng Xiaofei’s eyes kept darting to the area of Li Yifei’s groin, feeling endlessly apprehensive, "Brother Li, it’s not... ruined, is it? Oh my, if it’s ruined that’s the end, you won’t be able to get married or have kids, it would be like I’ve caused you to lose your lineage."

"You..." Li Yifei was already in enough pain, and Meng Xiaofei’s words made him laugh and cry at the same time.

"Brother Li, how are you feeling really? Tell me... oh, no, we should go to the hospital right away, it might still be salvageable," Meng Xiaofei said as she frantically tugged at Li Yifei.

Li Yifei promptly flung Meng Xiaofei onto the bed; moving around would only magnify the excruciating pain, but at least now he could speak, he said irritably, "Stop talking nonsense, I... I’m okay."

"But you’re still saying you’re okay? Look how much you’re sweating; it must be painful," Meng Xiaofei’s eyes, now red-rimmed, filled with tears.

Li Yifei gritted his teeth, "Enough already, just let me lie down and rest for a bit."

"Ok, ok!" Meng Xiaofei promptly helped Li Yifei back onto the bed, her gaze still fixed on his groin area.

Li Yifei felt awkward under her stare and suddenly pulled the blanket over himself, "What are you gawking at? Haven’t you seen a man before?"

"I’ve seen men, but that part... I haven’t seen before," Meng Xiaofei’s cheeks flushed a deep red.

Li Yifei was at his wits’ end with Meng Xiaofei, "Even if you haven’t, you’re not allowed to look."

"Oh, oh... I won’t look!" Meng Xiaofei quickly turned her head away and then asked again, "Feeling any better?"

Being no ordinary man, Li Yifei, with his exceptional stamina, endured for a while and the pain eased somewhat. Annoyed, he said, "It’s manageable, at least you haven’t cost me my lineage."

"Really? That’s such great news." Meng Xiaofei immediately turned back with joy.

"You little rascal, you’ve got quite the heavy hand, don’t you?" Li Yifei rolled his eyes at Meng Xiaofei.

Meng Xiaofei stuck out her tongue and said, "I’ve learned self-defense before, and I wasn’t very good at it during practice, but for some reason, I just blurted it out just now."

Li Yifei’s face darkened as he said, "So I’m just that unlucky, huh?"

"It’s my fault, not looking clearly at who it was before I acted. By the way, Brother Li, why did you come to sleep in my bed?"

"I had no place to sleep at my home because of two people there. Knowing you weren’t home, I thought I’d bunk here for the night. Who knew you would come back? It’s also my fault for not calling you before coming over. I have only myself to blame."

"It’s not Brother Li’s fault, it’s just that I didn’t look clearly and..." Sticking out her tongue again, Meng Xiaofei said apologetically, "Brother Li, how are you feeling now?"

"Much better." Li Yifei smiled forcefully. The pain here wasn’t going to disappear that quickly.

"Brother Li, you’re lying to me. Look how ugly your smile is," Meng Xiaofei pouted.

"Alright, it still hurts quite a bit."

"What do we do then... Oh right, ice might help. I’ll go get some ice for you." As soon as Meng Xiaofei finished speaking, she dashed out without waiting for Li Yifei’s reply. Then the sound of a refrigerator opening followed by the sound of ice being crushed could be heard from outside. Soon after, Meng Xiaofei returned with a plastic bag full of ice cubes.

Li Yifei’s face darkened and he said, "I did say icing would help with the pain, but you didn’t have to bring a whole big bag, did you?"

Meng Xiaofei looked at the bag in her hands, a supermarket shopping bag, and realized it was indeed much too large. She stuck out her tongue, quickly ran back out, and shortly returned with a smaller plastic bag. Looking at Li Yifei, she asked, "Is this better now?"

"It’s fine now," Li Yifei nodded.

"Great, let me help you apply it." Receiving approval from Li Yifei, Meng Xiaofei’s eyes sparkled with excitement as she reached out and yanked off the blanket.

Li Yifei got a start and hurriedly said, "No need, no need, I can do it myself." He quickly pulled the blanket back over himself.

Only then did Meng Xiaofei remember that it wasn’t appropriate for her to help in that particular spot. She stuck out her tongue and said, "Then you do it."

Taking the ice pack, Li Yifei looked at Meng Xiaofei and said, "Could you step out for a moment?"

"No way, I have to see if it works. Otherwise, how can I be at ease? Hehe, Brother Li, you’re not feeling shy, are you? Don’t worry, my skin isn’t that thin. When you come over to my place, I even sleep bare butted."

Li Yifei instantly felt a headache coming on. What was she even talking about? But considering that he was still under the covers and actually needed the ice now, he didn’t send Meng Xiaofei away. He took the ice pack beneath the blankets and placed it against his groin area over his trousers.

The cool sensation immediately lessened the pain, and Li Yifei’s facial expression relaxed significantly.

Meng Xiaofei kept her gaze on Li Yifei and immediately said with delight, "Brother Li, it seems to be really effective."

Li Yifei nodded and replied, "It is, but don’t worry about me. Go tidy up; I’ll head home once it gets better."

"Head home? Isn’t there no place for you to sleep at yours?"

Li Yifei gave Meng Xiaofei a look and said, "I can still sleep on the couch at home. Here, I don’t even have a couch to sleep on."

Meng Xiaofei stuck out her tongue in embarrassment. Her couch was indeed cluttered with all sorts of stuff and had no space to sleep. But then she immediately lit up with excitement and clapped her hands, saying, "Then just sleep in the bed."

"If I sleep in the bed, then what about you?"

"Oh... there’s also me. I forgot about myself." Meng Xiaofei once again stuck out her playful tongue.

Li Yifei was speechless. How could someone forget about themselves like that? He had no idea how Meng Xiaofei’s brain worked.

All of a sudden, Meng Xiaofei exclaimed with alarm, "Hey, Brother Li, you really can’t leave right away. You’ll have to test it out later to make sure it still works. What if you can’t have kids?"

Li Yifei nearly slammed his head onto the bed below. Was that something you could just ’test’?