Chapter 2 - Who is the Fool
Unfolding in Chapter 2 of "The Strongest Dandy in the City": Song Zhongâs lips curled upward, convinced that Ye Chenfeng wouldnât dare play any tricks in... Keep reading!
Song Zhongâs lips curled upward, convinced that Ye Chenfeng wouldnât dare play any tricks in front of him.
A mere fool suffering from severe panic disorder, he, Young Master Song, had no need to take him seriously.
Out of his mouth came the taunt, âWu Xiaofei, donât flatter yourself.
The one I fancy is none other than Capital Cityâs top beauty, Bai Xueling.
A woman like you might barely make the cut as a secret lover of mine.â
Wu Xiaofei bit down on her teeth in anger, her chest heaving with fury as she pointed at Song Zhong and bellowed, âBai Xueling is Chenfengâs fiancĂŠe, and you, Song Zhong, will never taste the flesh of the swan in this lifetime.â
Song Zhong laughed dismissively and said, âOnce old man Ye dies, wonât the Yes be but a name without substance?
By then, Iâm afraid Ye Chen and Bai Xuelingâs marriage contract will automatically be void.
Even if old man Ye manages to cling to life, what of it?
Ye Chen is obedient before me, and when the time comes, I can easily have him send over his fiancĂŠe, Bai Xueling, for me to enjoy.â
Soon after, Ye Chenfeng entered the hall with a kettle full of hot water.
There were cups and tea leaves already set on the coffee table, and Ye Chenfeng scrambled about frantically.
âYe fool, canât you move any faster?
Iâm parched here, do you want me to die of thirst?â Song Zhong barked with pompous satisfaction.
Ye Chenfeng, in a clumsy hurry, made a cup of hot tea and offered it to Song Zhong, but Wu Xiaofei grabbed his sleeve.
She couldnât bear to watch this humiliationâhow could Ye Chenfeng be so spineless?
Furrowing her brows, she said, âChenfeng, put the teacup down, and tell this bastard to roll out of the Ye residence.â
âYe fool, hand me the tea quickly, or you should know the consequences,â Song Zhong warned, clenching his right fist and shaking it in front of Ye Chenfengâs eyes.
The expression on Ye Chenfengâs face grew even more panicked as he tried to shake off Wu Xiaofeiâs grip on his sleeve, to no avail.
Watching Ye Chenfengâs flustered state, Song Zhong felt even more pleased with himself and said, âYe fool, hurry up, will you?
My patience is limited.â
Wu Xiaofei showed no sign of letting go and in their tugging, Ye Chenfeng stumbled, causing the teacup full of tea to slip from his hand.
It drew an elegant arc in the air and fell precisely onto Song Zhongâs groinâthe water for making tea was boiling hot, a hundred degrees.
âAh!ââ
A squeal like a pig being slaughtered erupted from Song Zhongâs throat, and he leaped from the sofa like a monkey with its butt on fire, frantically grasping at his groin.
His face turned beet red as he stripped off his trousers without a second thought.
Everything happened so quickly that those present didnât immediately grasp what had just occurred.
Wu Xiaofei let out a mocking giggle: âHehehe, Young Master Song, what are you trying to do?â
Wu Xiaofei had always been a woman of fiery temperament and had stood up for Ye Chenfeng when he was bullied as a child, so she didnât turn away after witnessing Song Zhongâs humiliation.
Those who stood around Song Zhong, upon seeing his miserable state, also felt like bursting into laughter like Wu Xiaofei had, but they stifled it, their faces turning red with effort.
They were from minor families in Capital City and certainly couldnât afford to offend Song Zhong.
Song Zhongâs face darkened, and the burning sensation in his crotch persisted.
âYe fool, do you have a death wish?â Song Zhongâs fury was now fully directed at Ye Chenfeng.
Although Ye Chenfeng appeared fearful on the surface, deep down he had nothing but contempt for a foolish dandy like Song Zhong.
In a world five hundred years from now, Song Zhong would have probably died countless times over.
âIâIâIâll pour you another cup,â Ye Chenfeng stammered, having been a top talent nurtured by his country in his previous life and adept at playing various roles.
Song Zhong took a deep breath, calming the rage in his heart somewhat.
He was determined to thoroughly humiliate Ye Chenfeng to relieve his anger and would make Ye Chenfeng kneel with the tea before him.
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Just kneel down in front of me with the tea and beg me to drink it,â Song Zhong said with a menacing look.
âSong Zhong, donât you think youâre going too far?
This is still the Ye residence after all,â Wu Xiaofeiâs eyes hardened as she chided.
Song Zhong sat back down nonchalantly, the scorching pain in his crotch subsiding somewhat, and said, âWu Xiaofei, if you donât want the Ye fool to kneel, thatâs fine.
You can blow on it for me.â
âSong Zhong, youâre a pervert.â Wu Xiaofei, despite being a forthright woman, hadnât even had a boyfriend at her age.
She had even kept her first kiss!
Ye Chenfeng glanced sideways and saw the shattered teacup on the ground, a new plan formulating in his mind.
He lifted the kettle with his right hand and stepped forward, onto the teacup shards.
The shards were extremely slippery, causing Ye Chenfengâs body to lean forward.
The same scene was about to recur, only this time with a stainless steel kettle.
The kettle traced a beautiful arc in the air and was on a collision course with Song Zhongâs groin.
By the time Song Zhong thought to react, it was too late.
The kettle, boiling water and all, hit his crotch dead on.
âAh!ââ
This time, Song Zhongâs scream was even more heart-wrenching.
The bottom of the stainless-steel kettle was like a burning iron, especially since Song Zhong had already taken off his trousers.
Suffering two attacks in a row was unbearably painful for him.
âClang!ââ
Song Zhong hastily threw the kettle to the floor, his face showing nothing but agony.
âWhat are you idiots standing there for?
Help me up.
I need to go to the hospital, I need to go to the hospital,â Song Zhong roared, unable to even stand.
At the moment, his only hope was that he wasnât seriously injured, and he couldnât care less about confronting Ye Chenfeng.
As Song Zhong was escorted away in his wretched state, Ye Chenfeng shouted out in panic, âIt wasnât intentional, I swear it wasnât intentional!
You forgot your trousers!
Why donât you come back right now, and Iâll apologize on the spot?â