Chapter 513 - Reputation Damage (Requesting Monthly Pass)
Chapter 513 of "Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!" opens presenting: Chapter 513: Chapter 134: Reputation Damage (Requesting Monthly Pass)"F*ck, itâs him! The god-like man! Heâs... Donât stop now!
Chapter 513: Chapter 134: Reputation Damage (Requesting Monthly Pass)"F*ck, itâs him! The god-like man! Heâs made the list again!" ââ Second Order Sentinel.
"Yo, this is interesting. Note the highlights, current criminal charges, tearing sounds. You guys savor this, puahahaha hehehe~" ââ Everything Jade will Ruin You, Third-order Preaching Chief.
"What does that mean? Brother Gu Pan, add me and explain. I want to be torn by you too." ââ Pure Little White Rabbit.
"F*ck? Pretty interesting." ââ Anonymous.
"Master, Iâve realized it!" ââ Tidal Forgotten Dreams.
"Last time I saw this manâs name was just yesterday. Brother, add me as a friend, the nickname says it all, you know." ââ Beautiful Spirit Lingzhi, Second Order Witch.
"In just two days, making the list twice, this is the gold content of the Human Clanâs pillars of society! The youth must continue to strive without slack; the future belongs to you, young people." ââ Chen Huang, First Order Genius.
"If it were someone else called Demon Extermination Vajra, Iâd definitely think he was on an exorcism path, killing monsters. But if itâs Muscle King Gu Pan, I doubt it, I can only think of that position!" ââ Rainy Day Ren Shun.
"Where?" ââ Anonymous.
"Idiot, do you even have to ask? Of course, itâs his Unfallen Golden Spear!" ââ Jingâan Taoist, Second Order Night Watchman.
"Wrong, itâs his massive muscles! Bro, breathe me in~ Bro, add me~" ââ Tea Selling Cute Sister from Sanchuan River, Second Order Fallen Nun.
"The hero above thinks alike. I suggest you add me first, let me test the quality." ââ Unfallen Silver Spear, Second Order Iron Armor.
"I think you and Warrior Gu Lishi are cut from the same cloth." ââ Nobody.
"Nothing else to say then, Warrior Gu Pan is mighty and domineering, with unmatched divine power, unifying Jianghu!" ââ Ranting on the Liuyang River.
"So itâs Warrior Gu Lishi, Iâve long admired the great name! Warrior, remember to accept my friend request! Front row here to tell everyone a secret, looks like the neighboring mountain closure is because a female disciple wasnât keeping herself pure, claims to be the Saintess of Ice and Purity, but actually, sheâs just laying eggs~ kekeke." ââ Leng Mingxiao, Third-stage Annihilation Profound Woman.
"Above, Iâve seen you so many times, do you have a grudge against Female Void Palace? Why post everywhere? Add me as a friend, letâs talk details about the eggs." ââ Lone Heir of Nanxing Island Cloud Family, Second Order Witch.
"No, strictly speaking, Female Void Palace only closed halfway; those in the know understand that itâs the Taoist path that is closed. We from Buddhist Cultivator lineage are doing well, welcome everyone to come over for tea and chats." ââ Leng Mingxiao.
"Is that so? Spill the details!" ââ Yue Hua.
"Tell me more!" ââ East Sea.
"Hahahaha!" ââ Jiang Lang Exhausted of Wealth, Third-tier Mechanical Expert.
Seeing a string of comments about oneself, or the casual joking chatter, and the constant flashes of friend requests from nuns, fallen nuns, veterinarians, witches, and others, Xu Shuâs vision went dark, expression freezing on his face.
Whatâs up with this generation of netizens?
Too hard to handle. They actually managed to think of such weird stuff from just a few words!
Are there no normal people at all? Dammit.
Xu Shu fell silent for a while.
At this moment, he completely lost the bit of luck he held in his heart.
Itâs all that guy called .
Just because this damn guy pointed out the oddity of "current criminal charges, tearing sounds" right at the beginning.
As a result, he alone led everyone else astray.
Once he mentioned it, others had epiphanies as if through inspiration, their thoughts inevitably turning perverse!
It proves that the "initial comments" indeed play a vital role in steering the conversationâs direction!
"F*cking caterpillars, why use your imagination like that? Iâve remembered you now."
Xu Shu angrily took out a notebook and wrote down the personâs name.
This guy who loves to join the fray, who turns out not to be weak, is a Third Rank Transcendent, a "monk" called Third-order Preaching Chief.
Hmm, Third Rank?
Xu Shu quietly noted it, planning to seek revenge later.
The endless "praises" continued, and amidst this, some raised their doubts.
For instance: "What does âflying across the skyâ mean? I remember he once had the review âAs sunrise heroes soar,â and now itâs flying across the sky again; can he really fly? Second Rank, flying Iron Armors are rare, huh!"
"Does anyone know what a Demon Chosen is?"
"Flying across the sky, interesting. Typically if you can really fly, you shouldnât need to be flitting about everywhere, wasting energy, since the target is Warrior Gu Lishi, this special prodigy. I suspect this phrase has ulterior meanings~"
"Our teacher taught us to deconstruct words when we encounter things we donât understand, like breaking down a phrase and thinking about each word separately; you might discover a different angle..."
Xu Shu:?
No, stop slicing it!
Seeing the direction of the conversation getting weirder by the moment, Xu Shu hesitated for a moment then chose to shut down the upgraded network.
Out of sight, out of mind!
He lay down quietly, yet he felt a streak of relief.
Good thing only Gu Panâs reputation suffered, and those who know "Gu Pan" canât count them on one hand in this upgraded network.
You, "Demon Extermination Vajra" Gu Pan, got your reputation ruined, turned into a lecherous man in the eyes of nuns and witches; what does it have to do with me, the righteous and glorious Xu Shu of the apocalypse?
Hehe, just reading the comments will show that the update of Qingyun Listâs ranking holds little allure for those above the Third Rank; itâs basically First and Second Ranks, a bunch of idlers making noise; Iâm not worried at all!
Well, leaving that aside, jumping directly into the top hundred this time ainât bad.