Chapter 130: Command With Vigor, Transform the Battle Strength (5k)
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Chapter 130: Chapter 81: Command With Vigor, Transform the Battle Strength (5k)
In the Water Ghost Domain, on the grassy bank by the pond, Lady Lie set up a small table, with some beef jerky and other snacks on it.
She knelt there, brewing tea, watching quietly.
On the grass were all kinds of demons and monsters, each looking wildly different, some with pretty strong auras.
Sitting beside her was a kindly old lady, the benevolent type, and next to the old lady was a limp Red Fox missing two legs, lying there listlessly.
And nearby, an Old Ghost with a face as gloomy as the grave, dagger-like eyebrows, and a dragonish look was sitting cross-legged.
Lady Lie poured tea, handed a cup to the old lady, and gave another to the Old Ghost.
"Please, seniors, have some tea."
The atmosphere here was harmonious, and the old lady and the Old Ghost slowly sipped their tea.
Meanwhile, on a table in the middle, Sparrow Cat stood on top, flapping its wings, bossing everyone around, looking down on the crowd.
"Damn you all, you group of melon peels, you think I want to come here and spit at you?"
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"Everyone here is a melon peel, so what are you gonna do about it?" Sparrow Cat stretched its neck, glared fiercely, its aura more menacing than a whole army of demons and monsters.
It glanced around, then saw the kindly old lady by Lady Lieâs little table, and that Old Ghost, its ears twitched and it hurried to add,
"Of course, Iâm not talking about you two, not you fine elders. You two have gone through all this trouble for these melon peelsâthis late at night, you still came in person. But these melon peels just canât appreciate your good intentions."
The kindly old lady smiled and nodded, not bothered by Sparrow Catâs trash talk. The Old Ghost tilted his head slightly, glanced around, and snorted coldly.
"Only because Old Lady Hong says youâre kind at heart, kid."
The Old Ghost, saying this, looked over at the Water Ghost who poked half its body out of the pond, lying on the surface to watch the commotion.
"And that little girlâs kind too. If you ask me, who cares if they live or die? The deader the better."
As the Old Ghost talked, dark mist started to rise from him, looking like he was about to get up and beat all these demons and monsters to death right now.
"So old already, why are you still so hot-tempered? Come on, have some tea, the teaâs pretty good." The old lady gently tried to talk sense into him, calming the Old Ghost down.
On the other side, Sparrow Cat turned its head, ears perking up, neck stiff as it kept cussing.
"I was having a great time at home! One meal, one hundred yuanâthe good life, eat whatever I want, and people deliver it to me.
I chill out, play on my phone, watch some TVâhow is that not awesome?
If it wasnât for my bro at home, just too kind-hearted, insisting I come, I wouldnât have bothered showing up.
Look at all of you, your whole crewâcalling you brainless is a compliment!
Just lining up like lemmings to die, whatâs your problem?
You think people are short a leather bag? Or need a few bones to soak in wine?
Let me tell you the truth: that guy who brainwashed you allâbig trouble now!
My bro doesnât even need to do anything. My little sis makes one call, and thereâll be seven or eight Haired Zombies here shaking the place.
And thatâs not all..."
Sparrow Cat was boasting, really on a roll, thinking maybe it shouldnât exaggerate too much, but that thought flashed by and was gone in a second.
Spraying such a big group of demons and monsters, any one of whom could beat it flat, and they all have to put up with itâdamn, thatâs just too satisfying, who cares if itâs all big talk or not.
"Plus thereâs Deformed Corpses, Flying Zombies, all coming here too!
I mean, out of pity that most of you got swept up, some even brainwashed.
Thatâs why youâre given a way out, and Iâm here to block you."
In todayâs society, itâs all about harmonyâhow much less killing and fighting, thatâs always best."
Sparrow Cat flapped its wings and pointed at the old lady and the Old Ghost behind it.
"Today the old lady, and Lord Zhu of Guanzhong County, both came in person.
Theyâve pretty much talked themselves hoarseâwhoever still wants to go, just go right ahead.
Do what you like, anyway, kind words canât save a ghost thatâs already begging to die."
Sparrow Cat fluttered down beside the old lady, respectfully said,
"I never went to school, seniors, forgive my rudeness."
"You should read more books, play less on your phoneâit can only do you good," the old lady advised gently.
The Old Ghost cut Sparrow Cat a sideways glance, looking pretty unimpressed.
"Whyâre you being polite to these melon cowards? All just cheap bones, never learn a lesson, you really do need to read more, canât even curse people right."
Behind them, the crowd of demons and monsters all shrank back, not daring to talk back to these two.
The gentle old ladyâjust how strong she was, nobody really knew, but everyone knew what a great person she was.
The number of demons sheâs savedâwell, if itâs not a thousand itâs at least eight hundred; the number whoâve benefited from her, you literally canât count; and sheâs negotiated with the Scorching Sun Department multiple times over the years.
Nowadays, even ordinary folks, when they spot wild things outdoors, at most snap a quick photoâmost harbor no ill will anymore.
How exactly the Scorching Sun Departmentâs policy works, the monsters arenât all sure, but what they all know: life is way better than before, and the old ladyâs really put in the work over the years.
Every demon owes the old lady some respect.
Anyone who dares backtalk her todayâprobably wonât even have time to regret before the others rip their mouth off.
As for the other one, that Old Ghost from Guanzhong Countyârumor has it, he was some kind of prince in life.
Hot-tempered as hellâthree sentences in, heâs cursing someone out, and he really will lay you out for good.
These years, the amount of Evil Ghosts killed by Lord Zhu in Guanzhong County is more than those taken out by the entire Scorching Sun Department.
Guanzhong Countyâs freaky state of calm these days? Lord Zhu did not skimp on effort.
The demolition office under the Guanzhong Countyâs Scorching Sun Departmentâwas set up thanks to this old master.