Chapter 67 - Slap in the Face Smack Smack Smack Third Update!

“This…this is impossible!

I must be dreaming…”

Zhou Zhihua was completely dumbfounded, the scene before him utterly overturned his worldview!

Without advanced medical equipment, using just two hands and a few silver needles, he cured the almost paralyzed Lu Zhengguo, this is defying the heavens!

Ancient Medicine, when did it become so powerful!?

Not only Zhou Zhihua was dumbfounded, but so were Zhou Weiqing and Director Sun.

Zhou Weiqing’s face looked like he had swallowed excrement; he had brought his uncle over to prove the superiority of Western medicine and to completely crush Ye Xuan underfoot.

But now, with Ye Xuan having cured Lu Zhengguo, wasn’t this proving that Western medicine was inferior to Ancient Medicine?

Last time, he had already been defeated by Ye Xuan and had his face slapped hard; he never expected that this time he would dig his own grave again and jump right into it!

“How could this be…

It shouldn’t be like this…”

Although he was reluctant to believe it, the reality before him inflicted tons of damage on Zhou Weiqing’s heart.

Director Sun’s mouth felt like it had swallowed a fly, utterly uncomfortable!

If he had known Ancient Medicine was this awesome, why would he have bothered learning Western medicine?

This was like lifting a rock only to drop it on his own foot, and now he was filled with immense regret.

At this moment, seeing Lu Zhengguo get off the ground and start leaping about, the surrounding crowd also wore faces of astonishment.

“Holy shit!

There’s really such a miraculous Ancient Medical Technique in the world!”

“The acupuncture and bone-setting skills of my Great Yan Kingdom are truly amazing!”

“Long live Ancient Medicine!

Forgive my past ignorance!”

“A treasure of Yan Country, a millennium heritage, cannot be compared to the crude techniques of barbarians!”

If one sentence could describe the mood of the crowd, it would be: Great master, please accept my kneel!

“I always said the stuff of our ancestors wouldn’t be bad, Ancient Medicine is the most profound and vast Medical Technique in this world!

I am a practitioner of Ancient Medicine, and I am proud!” Director Sun declared with moral righteousness.

Don’t ask what integrity is to me, I was born without it…

“Tsk!”

The crowd collectively threw disdainful looks at him.

Director Sun coughed twice, pretending not to notice, and unapologetically adopted the demeanor of a die-hard fan of Ancient Medicine.

Ye Xuan watched with amusement, “Tsk tsk, you’re a practitioner of Ancient Medicine?

I don’t seem to recall that, didn’t you claim to be a practitioner of Western medicine?

You also said that Ancient Medicine is superstitious quackery, practicing it would be humiliating and disgraceful!”

Director Sun’s face turned red, a portrait of embarrassment.

“You, who forgets loyalty at the sight of gain and can even forget your own ancestors, do you really have the face to call yourself a practitioner of Ancient Medicine?”

Ye Xuan’s lips curled into a cold smile, “Yan Country’s civilization is profound and extensive, and Ancient Medicine is regarded as a treasure of Yan Country!

I see that the reputation of Ancient Medicine in recent years has been ruined by such incompetent pretenders like you, Ancient Medicine doesn’t need a lapdog like you!”

These words were merciless, leaving Director Sun’s face turning alternately green and white, but he was rendered speechless by Ye Xuan.

“Good!

A person must stand up straight with a spine; without it, they’re less than a human!

Xiao Ye, you spoke well!” Lu Zhengguo cheered on.

“Yes, yes, you’re right!

I have other matters; I must go now…”

Director Sun shrank his neck and, with a flushed face, was ready to make a quick exit.

“Right, right, we admit defeat, and we take our leave first.”

Seeing Director Sun leaving, Zhou Zhihua also came to his senses and cursed inwardly, calling him a sly fox, and he too prepared to turn and leave.

“Stop right there!”

Ye Xuan barked coldly, his face full of mocking, “What, do you think you can just run away from your debt?

You haven’t completed what you promised yet!”

“Uh…”

The three of them stiffened, their foreheads breaking out in cold sweat as they inwardly cursed their bad luck.

They had hoped this young man would forget this detail, but he remembered it all too clearly!

Ye Xuan said indifferently, “You three will slap each other twenty times, shouting ‘I am a quack’ ten times!

Then you may leave.”

“You…”

The initial reaction of the trio was to deny and refuse to acknowledge their promise.

But seeing the faces of the onlookers filled with schadenfreude, they deflated like a pierced balloon and wilted away.

With so many witnesses, they really couldn’t evade this account.

If the matter blew up, they’d end up even more embarrassed!

“Uncle, please be gentle…”

“Xiaosun, if you dare to hit hard, don’t expect to hang around in the west anymore…”

The three grudgingly slapped each other’s faces.

Slap slap slap slap!

With each crisp smack, they shouted, “I am a quack!” after slapping themselves.

The sounds of slaps rose and fell in succession, each person wanting to hit themselves lightly and the others heavily.

As a result…

“Damn it!

You really dare to hit hard?

I’ll slap the shit out of you!

Smack—”

“Zhou Zhihua, you really dare to strike hard?

Then I’ll hit your nephew!

Smack—”

“Ah…

Why is it always me who gets hurt!”

The three were completely fired up, the slaps growing louder and louder, leaving them seeing stars and their cheeks swollen red.

After twenty slaps were delivered, everyone’s cheeks were as swollen as a pig’s head.

Zhou Weiqing, who received special attention, had his originally handsome face turn into Zhu Bajie, and those who didn’t know better might have thought Marshal Tianpeng had descended!

Seeing the three with pig’s head-like swelling, Wu Xiangjun’s family of three couldn’t help but laugh; these people really deserved it.

Zhou Zhihua and his nephew, rubbing their swollen cheeks, were utterly dispirited—this was a total face loss.

Ye Xuan spoke coldly, “You’ve agreed to the terms of the wager.

Do you have any complaints?”

“No complaints, no complaints…”

The three wore expressions as if they were screwed over by life; how could they dare to object?

They just feared this kid would make them go through another round, so they gritted their teeth and fled miserably.

Watching this scene, the onlookers burst into hearty laughter, while looking at Ye Xuan with amazement in their eyes.

Some young nurses looked at Ye Xuan with sparkling eyes.

Having such a Divine Doctor as a boyfriend would surely bring much face when shown off.

But when they saw Lu Miaochan, they felt increasingly self-conscious.

How could they be worthy with such a beautiful girlfriend by his side?

At this moment, Wu Xiangjun was saying something to Lu Zhengguo, who, waving his arms, said with indignation, “How can I take this lying down?

Where are those naughty boys?

Call them out!

How dare they beat me like this, I’ll fight them to the death!”

“And you’re going to fight someone to the death looking like this?

You’re beaten to the hospital and still seeking trouble?”

Wu Xiangjun frowned, speaking in a none too kindly tone.

“No, I can’t swallow this anger!

What skill is it for several to gang up on me?

Let them face me one by one; I could pin down these youngsters with just one hand.”

Having been healed by Ye Xuan, Lu Zhengguo felt a renewed strength throughout his body, speaking with much more confidence.

“Face one by one?

Do you believe I can pin you down right now?”

Wu Xiangjun stood with hands on hips, full of energy.

“Don’t, wife, I know I was wrong!

Look, I’m a patient now, you can’t be too hard on me…”

Seeing Wu Xiangjun get angry, Lu Zhengguo immediately softened, hastily pleading with a smile on his face.

Seeing that her father was truly alright, Lu Miaochan also felt relieved, “Ye Xuan, come out with me for a moment!”

“Hm?

Little lady calling me out alone, could it be…”

Ye Xuan chuckled twice and trotted after Lu Miaochan.

At this point, the onlookers had dispersed, leaving the corridor silent.

The two stood face to face.

“Ye Xuan, I really can’t thank you enough for this time, I don’t even know how to repay you!”

Lu Miaochan spoke with flushed cheeks, her admiration for him undisguised.

Since ancient times, beauty has loved the hero.

Faced with a man of such exceptional medical skill, it would be a lie if Lu Miaochan said she wasn’t moved!

Moreover, if it hadn’t been for him stepping in to save Lu Zhengguo, he would have definitely been paralyzed.

To put it not at all exaggeratedly, Ye Xuan had saved their family.

Facing the man who saved her father, her family, how could she repay him?

“Should I…

marry him?”

The bold thought that suddenly popped into her mind startled even Lu Miaochan!