The Strongest Dandy in the City - Chapter 77 - The Guys Who Pee Standing Up

Chapter 77 - The Guys Who Pee Standing Up

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Chapter 77 of "The Strongest Dandy in the City" kicks off with: The night in Tianhai was brightly lit on its bustling streets, where many white-collar workers... Continue reading!

The night in Tianhai was brightly lit on its bustling streets, where many white-collar workers who had been busy during the day would choose to come out and relax in the evening.With the increasingly fast pace of urban life, people’s stress had also intensified.

Ye Chenfeng and Monkey were standing on a famous bridge in Tianhai, where there were very few people walking at this moment.

They both had their hands against the stone columns of the bridge, watching the turbulent river water below.

Monkey poured out the feelings he had bottled up inside.

It turned out that Monkey and Ye Chenfeng had encountered almost the same situation.

Two days before, Monkey’s parents had been killed in a car accident, but there seemed to be no conspiracy behind their deaths.

Monkey’s father was the eldest at home and the key figure in the family business.

With the death of Monkey’s parents, his uncles could no longer contain their impatience and seized control of the family business.

Monkey’s grandfather had passed away five years ago. Tʜe source of this ᴄontent ɪs NovᴇlFirᴇ.ɴet

After his uncles grabbed control, they mercilessly took back the villa where Monkey lived.

The death of his parents and the cold-bloodedness of his uncles had once driven Monkey to the brink of suicidal thoughts.

Monkey remembered very clearly the words his uncles had said to him: “In our eyes, you are nothing but trash.

Now that your parents are dead, you’ll have to fend for yourself!

Our Wang family no longer acknowledges your existence.”

“Big brother, do you think I’m really useless?

If my parents saw me like this, they would surely be very disappointed, right?” Monkey picked up a pebble from the bridge and threw it with all his strength into the rushing river waters.

Ye Chenfeng patted Monkey’s shoulder and said, “Monkey, you are indeed useless.

My parents were also killed in a car accident.

Do you see me acting like I want to live or die?

What we can do is to live better and show those people who look down on us from on high just who the real trash is?”

With Ye Chenfeng’s capabilities, helping Monkey to take back his inheritance and control of the family business wouldn’t be too difficult, but that wasn’t what Ye Chenfeng wanted to do.

He wanted to see Monkey gain success on his own accord and make his uncles deeply regret their actions.

“Monkey, I won’t intervene in this matter.

I hope one day your uncles will stand in front of you and apologize in person, returning what rightfully belongs to you,” Ye Chenfeng said as he patted the stone column of the bridge.

He didn’t know when he would be able to find the culprit behind his parents’ car accident, but he was very clear that now was not the time.

His strength had just barely reached the Fourth Level of Soul Force, and if he confronted the murderer without being able to avenge the crime, only to lose his own life, that would be truly senseless.

Monkey looked at Ye Chenfeng, nodded silently, and said, “Big brother, I know you’re doing this for my own good.

I, Monkey, have lived all these years without any achievement.

I will make sure my uncles learn the meaning of regret.”

“That’s more like it!

Monkey, don’t forget, we’re the type of man who stands tall.

Shrinking back in fear isn’t something that should happen to us.” Monkey was Ye Chenfeng’s brother, and so Ye Chenfeng made every effort to guide him.

Would he have such patience for anyone else, standing on a bridge in the middle of the night, catching the cold wind?

“Right, big brother, we’re men who stand tall.” Monkey shouted loudly toward the turbulent river below the bridge, trying to vent all the pain from his heart.

“We’re men who stand tall, we’re men who stand tall…” Monkey kept shouting, over and over, until his voice turned hoarse and he no longer had the strength to continue.

Looking at Ye Chenfeng standing beside him, he quietly thought to himself: “My life from now on belongs to you, big brother.

You are the only leader I, Monkey, will ever acknowledge in my life.”

“Ha, men who pee standing up?

You’re all going to lose your lives soon, but before that, I’ll cripple the goodies down below and see how you can still stand to pee,”

Twenty-some black vans stopped in front of Ye Chenfeng and Monkey.

Jiang Yilong, whose face bore a ferocious scar, got out of a van, looked at Ye Chenfeng and Monkey with disdain, and said, “It seems you guys are the ones who were howling your heads off just now.”

Ye Chenfeng remained composed, shrugged his shoulders, and his face still bore a light and breezy expression as he asked, “Who are you guys?

From the Dragon Tooth Association?”

Ye Chenfeng remembered that the bald guy had said his brother was the leader of the Dragon Tooth Association.

The aggressive demeanor of these people, one could tell from their outfit and appearance that they belonged to underground forces, therefore it was almost certain they were part of the Dragon Tooth Association’s rabble.

“You kid are pretty smart, good eye.

I am the president of the Dragon Tooth Association, Jiang Yilong.

Did you guys injure my brother?” Jiang Yilong was full of dominance, with the confidence of fifty followers standing behind him, thinking even if the opposition was a decent fighter, could they really take on his entourage of fifty?

That was simply nonsense.

“Injured your brother?” Ye Chenfeng looked utterly clueless.

He pulled a coin from his pocket and flicked it with incredible speed towards Jiang Yilong’s groin; nobody on the scene had time to react.

A soft “pfft” noise sounded, followed by a blood-curdling scream from Jiang Yilong’s throat; blood was visibly oozing from his groin area.

Ye Chenfeng spoke indifferently, “Didn’t you just ask if I injured your brother?

Now I can clearly tell you, your little brother has been wasted by me.” Ye Chenfeng was completely feigning ignorance.

Monkey was internally shouting over and over again, “Boss, you’re so badass!

Boss, you’re so badass!”

Looking at Jiang Yilong clutching his groin, Monkey said, “Looks like you’re in no shape to pee standing up anymore, eh?

You really shouldn’t have crossed my boss!”

It took a good while for Jiang Yilong’s followers to snap out of their daze.

Qiu Dong, who was standing beside Jiang Yilong, supported him, now rendered a eunuch.

With a pounding heart, he knew that the young man before him was no ordinary character.

Merely throwing a coin by hand could injure someone?

Wasn’t that something only martial arts masters in movies could achieve?

Having his manhood wasted was both a physical and psychological demolition for Jiang Yilong; it meant that he would never be able to touch a woman again, never able to enjoy that divine sensation.

For any mentally stable man, this unbearable fact could not be accepted.

Raising his head, Jiang Yilong’s face was unspeakably ugly, his large scar wriggling like a crawling earthworm, a disgusting sight to behold.

Originally, he thought he could easily deal with Ye Chenfeng and his companion; that’s why he didn’t order his men to take down these two right from the start.

Who could have foreseen this turn of events?

Now, even skinning Ye Chenfeng and peeling off his tendons wouldn’t soothe the rage burning inside him!

📖 Contents

1 Chapter 1 - Ye Fool 2 Chapter 2 - Who is the Fool 3 Chapter 3 - Infiltration 4 Chapter 4 - Shock 5 Chapter 5 - Gratification 6 Chapter 6 - A Collateral Branch of the Yes 7 Chapter 7 - The Old Master's Anger 8 Chapter 8 - Accidental Encounter 9 Chapter 9 - Poor Vision 10 Chapter 10 - I Definitely Won't Let You Off the Hook Next Time 11 Chapter 11 - Once Brothers 12 Chapter 12 - You're Not Worthy 13 Chapter 13 - You Will Always Be My Boss 14 Chapter 14 - Xin'er's Determination 15 Chapter 15 - Cut the Grass Remove the Roots 16 Chapter 16 - The Old Master's Praise 17 Chapter 17 - No Need 18 Chapter 18 - Sharing the Limelight 19 Chapter 19 - Smoothly Entering Leap 20 Chapter 20 - Training Begins 21 Chapter 21 - Competition 22 Chapter 22 - Too Fragile to Stand a Single Blow 23 Chapter 23 - Shall we practice 24 Chapter 24 - Battle Again 25 Chapter 25 - Black Market for Medicinal Herbs 26 Chapter 26 - Quack Doctor 27 Chapter 27 - Divine Doctor 28 Chapter 28 - Yun Teng Mushroom 29 Chapter 29 - Help Me Pay 30 Chapter 30 - You Think You Can Just Leave Like That 31 Chapter 31 - Self-Slapping 32 Chapter 32 - Let him have a try! 33 Chapter 33 - Poisoning 34 Chapter 34 - Seeking Help 35 Chapter 35 - Are you kidding me 36 Chapter 36 - Genius Marksman 37 Chapter 37 - Amazingly Great Power 38 Chapter 38 - You Are Awesome 39 Chapter 39 - Strengthening Power 40 Chapter 40 - Scramble for Something 41 Chapter 41 - The Ye Kid is Not Simple 42 Chapter 42 - Teaching 43 Chapter 43 - Mr 44 Chapter 44 - A Thousand Cups without Intoxication 45 Chapter 45 - Drunk 46 Chapter 46 - This Son-in-law is Decided 47 Chapter 47 - Picking Faults 48 Chapter 48 - Mr 49 Chapter 49 - Conspiracy 50 Chapter 50 - Damn it 51 Chapter 51 - As If Nothing Happened 52 Chapter 52 - Hypnosis 53 Chapter 53 - Old Acquaintance 54 Chapter 54 - Directions 55 Chapter 55 - The Needle at the Bottom of the Sea 56 Chapter 56 - Tianwu Group 57 Chapter 57 - Discovery 58 Chapter 58 - Unexpected Discovery 59 Chapter 59 - Encounter 60 Chapter 60 - Virus Research Base 61 Chapter 61 - Perils Everywhere 62 Chapter 62 - Unexpected 63 Chapter 63 - Dying with Eyes Open 64 Chapter 64 - 5 million 65 Chapter 65 - Almost 66 Chapter 66 - Quick Beauty 67 Chapter 67 - Dancing Gracefully Just for You 68 Chapter 68 - Who will be the Laughingstock 69 Chapter 69 - Revealing True Nature 70 Chapter 70 - Happiness is That Simple Please Recommend and Collect 71 Chapter 71 - Monkey in Trouble Seeking Recommendations 72 Chapter 72 - Rage Please Vote and Favorite 73 Chapter 73 - Who Saw It 74 Chapter 74 - Lesson 75 Chapter 75 - Fate! 76 Chapter 76 - The Dragon Tooth Association's Move Please Recommend and Favorite 77 Chapter 77 - The Guys Who Pee Standing Up 78 Chapter 78 - The Encirclement by the Dragon Tooth Association Please Recommend and Favorite 79 Chapter 79 - Overwhelmingly Powerful Skills that Cause Breakdowns 80 Chapter 80 - Outsmarting Oneself Seeking Recommendations and Favorites 81 Chapter 81 - Exquisite Knife Skills 82 Chapter 82 - Showcasing Culinary Skills 83 Chapter 83 - Li Pangzi 84 Chapter 84 - The Results Are So Good It's Scary Please Recommend and Collect 85 Chapter 85 - Charity Gala 86 Chapter 86 - The World Is Really Small Please Recommend and Bookmark 87 Chapter 87 - Calm as If 88 Chapter 88 - Various Thoughts Seeking Recommendations and Favorites 89 Chapter 89 - 500 bucks 90 Chapter 90 - Well Said Please Recommend and Favorite 91 Chapter 91 - The Divine Doctor's Marvelous Hands 92 Chapter 92 - The Annoying Old Man 93 Chapter 93 - Let's Talk! 94 Chapter 94 - No Need for You to Take Responsibility Anymore Please Recommend and Collect 95 Chapter 95 - The Decision of the Bais and the Wus

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