Brother Dao Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm, Fans Beg Me Not to Kill Anymore - Chapter 105: Regarding Xiao He Not Knowing How to Swim...

Chapter 105: Regarding Xiao He Not Knowing How to Swim...

Words : 1321 Author : 孤风一醉

Chapter 105 of "Brother Dao Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm, Fans Beg Me Not to Kill Anymore" starts revealing surprises: Xiao He and his group weren't particularly interested in learning more about the program crew's... Read on!

Xiao He and his group weren't particularly interested in learning more about the program crew's situation.They just wanted to get to the island quickly.

After the boat rental owner called to notify them they could board, Xiao He put on his hat and mask, then squeezed through the crowd with Liu Rulan and Xiao Chen.

Well, there really was no other way—many variety show fans knew about today's filming, so the beach was especially crowded. Some were fans, while others were simply passersby. Although the program crew had cordoned off a large area to keep people from getting closer, those on the periphery kept pushing inward, creating an impenetrable wall around the vicinity.

For Xiao He's group to reach the boarding point, they had to push through the crowd to get to the very front.

Because there were genuinely so many people, most holding up phones to film inside, their shuffling progress was extremely slow.

Finally, with no other options, the taller Xiao He took charge. The three swapped positions, with Xiao He leading the way upfront, followed by Xiao Chen and Liu Rulan.

At last, after enduring complaints from several people, they finally squeezed through to the boarding point!

Hallelujah, hallelujah!

Xiao He glanced back at the crowd that resembled an advancing army, shook his head, and muttered quietly to Liu Rulan, "I think if Director Feng ever runs out of inspiration for movies, he should come here for reference."

Who says China doesn't have good zombie films? This place is... ahem, just kidding.

Liu Rulan shot him a warning glare. "Keep your comments to yourself. You'll offend people."

Xiao He immediately zipped his lips. Fresh chapters posted on NovєlFіre.net

Since there were so many people renting small boats today, they didn't have the luxury of choosing. They directly boarded the smallest-sized speedboat and prepared to head toward the island.

Xiao He put on his life jacket, looked up toward the ocean, then squinted his eyes. "They've actually rowed that far already?"

At the edge of the ocean, several boats that looked rather flimsy were wobbling and circling in the distant center of the sea.

That location was already very far from shore, with few following boats around. That patch of ocean surface was almost exclusively occupied by the program's few guests.

Liu Rulan also glanced over and explained, "Their game rule is a rowing competition to see who can complete a round trip on this ocean surface first."

Xiao He frowned. "But this is already their second lap, right? With such a long distance, even trained athletes would be exhausted, let alone artists."

Moreover, this was a competitive event—everyone's stamina would deplete faster than usual.

"Aren't they worried about accidents happening in this situation?" Xiao He asked.

"Accidents have already happened." Liu Rulan replied calmly.

Xiao He was stunned and immediately looked at Liu Rulan.

The speedboat had started moving slowly, but Liu Rulan's gaze fell on a certain sunshade set up on the beach, her expression carrying a hint of sarcasm. "I don't know if you've heard about Fearless Journey changing directors a few years ago."

Xiao He shook his head.

"The one who took over is the current Director Liu." Liu Rulan tilted her chin toward that direction, and Xiao He followed her gaze.

Under the sunshade, a man wearing a hat and enjoying a fan was currently speaking while staring at the instrument screen in front of him.

He appeared to be in his fifties, with average looks, a bloated posture, and a particularly round beer belly.

"During this Director Liu's tenure, Fearless Journey has experienced several safety incidents. There was even a not-so-famous artist who was nearly blown to death at their filming site."

Xiao He gasped. "Something like that actually happened?"

"Mhmm." Liu Rulan crossed her arms. "It's just a pity that although this matter caused quite a stir at the time, it eventually fizzled out. That artist accepted hush money and slunk away from the industry, while Director Liu's program continued as usual, completely unaffected."

"And during later filming sessions, artists getting injured, even crew members getting injured, became quite normal. As long as no one died, everything could be suppressed." Liu Rulan spread her hands. "First, because of the program's reputation, these people don't dare offend the production team. Second, this Director Liu himself is not simple—the program team is practically his dictatorship, with extremely strong authority. Resistance is useless anyway."

"But why? There are clearly safer alternatives."

Xiao He couldn't understand it.

After so many safety incidents, Director Liu showed no restraint at all, which felt unreal to Xiao He.

"Because audiences love watching real stuff." Liu Rulan curled her lip. "Even if the plot is fake, the victories are fake, and the competitive relationships are fake, their desperate efforts are real."

Xiao He could only scoff internally.

"But you don't need to worry about encountering such a director yourself." Liu Rulan turned the topic to Xiao He. "There are only a handful of people crazy enough to act like this."

Xiao He: A handful... Well, thanks for that.

Soon, their speedboat slowly approached the program's filming area near the island.

Just then, a gust of wind came from nowhere, and the sea suddenly began to churn.

Large waves crashed toward them, unexpectedly lifting the speedboat on a crest before rapidly dropping it down with the wave. Everyone on board instinctively grabbed the seat armrests to steady themselves.

It was then that Liu Rulan remembered something and turned to look at Xiao He. "Do you know how to swim?"

She hadn't considered this question before, since it's basically assumed that everyone can swim. It would also be more convenient for filming any underwater scenes later.

However, holding onto the armrest, Xiao He smiled somewhat awkwardly at Liu Rulan. "Not really..."

Xiao He himself wasn't afraid of water—otherwise he wouldn't have been jumping around on the boat's bow using wire work during Thief Catcher filming, or traveling back and forth between the island and shore on small boats with Liu Rulan and the others.

But he didn't know how to swim!

Actually, Father Xiao and Mother Xiao had sent Xiao He for swimming lessons before.

Back then, Xiao He was about seven or eight years old with a quiet personality. Father Xiao thought his child should have a sports-related hobby, so he used connections to send Xiao He to the city team's children's training camp, hoping he could receive more professional training.

Unexpectedly, not only were the other children younger than Xiao He, but they had also been cultivating this skill since early childhood—almost all had been paddling in water since age three, possessing solid foundations far superior to a complete beginner like Xiao He.

Almost every time Xiao He struggled to learn, the coach would call a little girl two or three years younger than him to demonstrate again in front of him, then point at the girl and say to Xiao He, "Look at this little girl—she swims so well at such a young age. Why can't you learn it?"

Then the other children around would join in mocking him.

This routine happened almost daily. Children have thin skin and simply couldn't endure such treatment. Eventually, Xiao He refused to learn swimming no matter what, insisting he'd learn anything except swimming!

Fortunately, Father Xiao and Mother Xiao respected Xiao He's feelings. After understanding the situation, they switched him to badminton, starting with basic classes before advanced training, without forcing him to continue swimming.

So to summarize: Xiao He wasn't afraid of water—he simply disliked the "process of learning to swim."

This was why Xiao He remained a landlubber to this day.

Liu Rulan didn't know about Xiao He's background. Hearing he couldn't swim, she was about to say something when suddenly shouts came from the ocean—

"Help! A boat capsized!"

📖 Contents

1 Chapter 1: Call the Police! The Killer Next Door Has Gone Mad! 2 Chapter 2: It Really Doesn't Look Like Acting... 3 Chapter 3: As the Murderer, Being Suspected Is His Fate 4 Chapter 4: He Should Be the One Calling the Police... 5 Chapter 5: Natural Performance? Hmph, That's an Insult 6 Chapter 6: Criminal Instinct? Like Attracts Like! 7 Chapter 7: Bone-Cleaving Skills - Pig Bones or Human Bones Make No Difference 8 Chapter 8: Filming Difficulties 9 Chapter 9: Taking Over the Script for 10 Chapter 10: Wrapping Up the First Drama 11 Chapter 11: Unexpected Rear-End Collision 12 Chapter 12: Changing Targets... 13 Chapter 13: The Belated Email (Revised) 14 Chapter 14: The Dead Reenact a Murder Case? 15 Chapter 15: Joining the Crew of Thief Catcher 16 Chapter 16: First Martial Arts Scene Shoot 17 Chapter 17: Heart of Embers Premieres 18 Chapter 18: What? Overnight Success? 19 Chapter 19: Photo Shoot for Promotion 20 Chapter 20: Stood Up... 21 Chapter 21: Xiao He in Trouble Again? 22 Chapter 22: Romance Scandal Trending—The Boyfriend Turns Out to Be Myself? 23 Chapter 23: Let Xiao He Take the Fall? 24 Chapter 24: Taking the Blame? Igniting Public Opinion! 25 Chapter 25: Hound's Intuition 26 Chapter 26: Bone-Cleaving Knife Technique, Shen Jue! 27 Chapter 27: Could He Be a Martial Arts Prodigy? 28 Chapter 28: Holy Shit, My Phone Got Stolen While Watching Drama! 29 Chapter 29: Catch the Thief! 30 Chapter 30: Trending Just Like That... 31 Chapter 31: The “Ill-Fated” New Drama Casting 32 Chapter 32: 33 Chapter 33: Audition Results 34 Chapter 34: The Final Scene of 35 Chapter 35: Roommate Got Scammed 36 Chapter 36: Xiao He Takes Action 37 Chapter 37: Officially Joining 38 Chapter 38: The Manager's Invitation 39 Chapter 39: New Year's Eve Dinner Vlog (1) 40 Chapter 40: New Year's Eve Dinner Vlog (2) 41 Chapter 41: Damn, Spider-Man! 42 Chapter 42: The Rescue Farce (1) 43 Chapter 43: The Rescue Farce (2) 44 Chapter 44: Trending Again... Again 45 Chapter 45: Hidden Gaze 46 Chapter 46: Signing with a Talent Agent 47 Chapter 47: A Surprise Fan Visit 48 Chapter 48: In the Middle of a Fan Visit… 49 Chapter 49: “Tonight, I’ll Make Sure Xiao He Is Erased from the Entertainment Industry!” 50 Chapter 50: Large-Scale Cyberbullying Scene 51 Chapter 51: Wait, Who the H* Are You to Start the Fight? 52 Chapter 52: Haters Want to Kill Xiao He? 53 Chapter 53: The Vanishing Criminal 54 Chapter 54: What? Addiction? 55 Chapter 55: So He Really Was an Anti-Fan? 56 Chapter 56: Sister Liu—This Little Matter of Snatching Resources… 57 Chapter 57: Starlight Hidden Wraps Up Filming 58 Chapter 58: Killing Life Preview Screening 59 Chapter 59: Slaylife Easter Egg Spoiler? 60 Chapter 60: Fictional? What We Filmed Is Real! 61 Chapter 61: Did 62 Chapter 62: The Genius Move by Su Shengxi’s Fans 63 Chapter 63: The Real Person Sabotages His Fans — He’s the First! 64 Chapter 64: The Ones Who Feel Betrayed Choose to Leave in Silence 65 Chapter 65: 66 Chapter 66: Live Stream Banned 67 Chapter 67: Xiao He Wants to Be an Investor? 68 Chapter 68: The Legendary Director Feng Zhengyang 69 Chapter 69: Killing Life Celebration Banquet 70 Chapter 70: Director Feng’s New Script Turns Out To Be— 71 Chapter 71: Picking a New Character? 72 Chapter 72: Three Draws to Meet the European Emperor 73 Chapter 73: Martial Arts School Learning 74 Chapter 74: Oh No, I've Really Become a Martial Arts Prodigy! 75 Chapter 75: Graduation Season 76 Chapter 76: A Heart-Stopping Scene 77 Chapter 77: Reaping What One Has Sown 78 Chapter 78: Liu Rulan: Xiao, you’re the easiest group I’ve ever managed 79 Chapter 79: Domestic Entertainment Industry: Bro, Where Did You Even Get on Trending? 80 Chapter 80: Director Feng's Audition Begins! 81 Chapter 81: The Retired Film Emperor Brought Out by Liu Rulan 82 Chapter 82: Preparing for the Audition 83 Chapter 83: What the H*ll—Is This Really an Audition? 84 Chapter 84: Begin Your Performance! 85 Chapter 85: “Unmatched in C-Entertainment—All Thanks to My Peers Making Me Look Good.” 86 Chapter 86: New Script 87 Chapter 87: Meeting Director Ren 88 Chapter 88: Director Ren Really Needs to See a Master 89 Chapter 89: Filming of 90 Chapter 90: The Thief Catcher Is About to Launch 91 Chapter 91: Xiao He: Huh? I’m Just a Freebie Now? 92 Chapter 92: The Thief Catcher Goes Live 93 Chapter 93: The Thief Catcher 94 Chapter 94: 95 Chapter 95: Revenue Split After the Release of The Bandit Catcher 96 Chapter 96: Even the Strongest Cheat is Useless Against Bugs 97 Chapter 97: The Bandit Catcher Goes Viral in Promotion 98 Chapter 98: Paparazzi Rampant 99 Chapter 99: Paparazzi: If You Want the Job, Be My Guest! 100 Chapter 100: 101 Chapter 101: Netizens Beg for The Bandit Catcher Sequel 102 Chapter 102: Lin Yipeng's True Background 103 Chapter 103: Qu Qiuyan, the Mysterious Lady Boss 104 Chapter 104: A Chance Encounter with the Fearless Journey Production Team 105 Chapter 105: Regarding Xiao He Not Knowing How to Swim... 106 Chapter 106: The Absurd Rescue Operation by the Show Crew 107 Chapter 107: Driving Skills 108 Chapter 108: The Hidden Truth Behind the Qu Qiuyan Incident 109 Chapter 109: Retribution Comes to Those Who Wait! 110 Chapter 110: Online Uproar, Truly Terrifying 111 Chapter 111: Suppress Trending? Push Back Instead! 112 Chapter 112: Law of the Jungle: The Rabbit and Wolf Reverse Offense! 113 Chapter 113: Emergency Casting Invite for the New Drama 114 Chapter 114: Emergency Script 115 Chapter 115: Who's Next? Try It and Die! 116 Chapter 116: Filming Sea Fog Pursuit 117 Chapter 117: System Update Compensation 118 Chapter 118: Upgraded New Skills and Their True Uses... 119 Chapter 119: Shining Hidden Stars Air Date 120 Chapter 120: Xiao He's Exclusive Mental Victory Method 121 Chapter 121: First Trailer of Starlight Veiled 122 Chapter 122: Coordinating Promotion for Stars Hidden, Shining Bright 123 Chapter 123: Recording the Show Happy Every Day 124 Chapter 124: Promoting the Show’s Broadcast 125 Chapter 125: Stars Hidden, Shining Bright Officially Airs 126 Chapter 126: Other Crews Riding the Hype 127 Chapter 127: Cameo Role Invitation 128 Chapter 128: Film Series! Standalone Worldbuilding! 129 Chapter 129:

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