Brother Dao Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm, Fans Beg Me Not to Kill Anymore - Chapter 83: What the H*ll—Is This Really an Audition?

Chapter 83: What the H*ll—Is This Really an Audition?

Words : 1409 Author : 孤风一醉

Explore the latest events in "Brother Dao Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm, Fans Beg Me Not to Kill Anymore" Chapter 83: "Hmph—"Chen Yulin snorted lightly, looking Xiao He and Liu Zehang up and down with disdain:...

"Hmph—"Chen Yulin snorted lightly, looking Xiao He and Liu Zehang up and down with disdain: "Some people are really ridiculous. They're clearly competitors, yet they put on this act of mutual flattery as if they actually stand a chance. They probably won't even be able to eat when the results come out."

Liu Zehang: "Haha, if even we can't get selected, what makes you think you will?"

Actually, according to seniority norms, Chen Yulin as the junior shouldn't dare to challenge Liu Zehang like this. But Hao Entertainment behind Chen Yulin excelled at marketing and generating traffic, which meant that despite never having played a male lead role, Chen Yulin's fan numbers were no less than those of a skilled actor like Liu Zehang who had multiple male lead roles under his belt. This became his confidence.

Chen Yulin: "Teacher Liu should worry less about others and more about yourself. What if your good friend ends up as the male lead while you play a supporting role? That would take some time to adjust to."

Liu Zehang rolled his eyes dramatically: "Teacher Chen should also give fewer suggestions to others. After all, you've never been a male lead yourself, so you probably haven't experienced whether that requires any adjustment."

Chen Yulin: "Tch."

Xiao He: "......"

You two are making me not know how to respond.

Just at that moment, a staff member came over and took Chen Yulin in for his audition.

After a while, Liu Zehang also prepared to enter.

Before leaving, Liu Zehang cheered Xiao He on: "Good luck, Brother Xiao. I won't lose to you."

Xiao He also encouraged him: "Alright, I'll be waiting! You do your best too!"

After Liu Zehang left, more people gradually arrived in the hall, but Xiao He didn't know any of them and didn't force himself to interact with others, continuing to look down at his script.

However, he hadn't been sitting long when someone suddenly sat down beside him.

Xiao He glanced at the person and found it was a middle-aged man around fifty years old, wearing a mask. The eyes that were visible had several deep creases at the corners. His overall attire was very simple and low-key, and he seemed to have a staff badge hanging on his chest, looking completely out of place with everyone else here.

Meeting Xiao He's gaze, this uncle curved his eyes and nodded at him friendly.

Xiao He didn't sense any dangerous aura from the other person, so he politely nodded back slightly.

Then he continued looking down at his script.

And this guy was quite tactful too, just sitting quietly to the side without speaking or making any strange movements, seemingly just sitting in this spot for no particular reason.

But Xiao He could feel a faint, almost imperceptible gaze repeatedly examining him.

Xiao He pretended not to notice.

After waiting another ten or so minutes, Xiao He finally officially entered the preparation area. A staff member handed him a script containing the audition scene he needed to perform next.

Xiao He quickly scanned it - it was a monologue scene.

The character he played had finally escaped with his life, having fled back from outside, but what greeted him wasn't people's concern, but panic.

Everyone looked at him with eyes full of fear, all suspecting he had been infected with the zombie virus and could turn violent at any moment.

While everyone debated whether he should stay or go, he just sat quietly in place, silently tending to his wounds—

Yes, he was injured, but not from a zombie bite. It was a knife wound, meaning it was caused by a human.

In this dangerous environment filled with zombies everywhere, the most dangerous thing, in the end, turned out to be people...

This segment had no dialogue for the character, relying entirely on actions and expressions to highlight the character's psychological process. If performed poorly with vacant eyes, it might look more like the character spacing out, failing to convey any tragic grandeur. So this scene was actually the most challenging performance segment for this character in the entire storyline.

Fortunately, Xiao He had been diligently practicing his acting during this period, and since gaining the "Art of Lies" enhancement, his performances had become more infectious and persuasive. For such a difficult performance segment, Xiao He had developed his own understanding and approach.

Running through his upcoming self-introduction and performance silently in his mind, Xiao He began carefully checking his attire.

For this audition to better fit the character, Liu Rulan had specially put together an outfit for Xiao He that matched the character setting - a tactical fitted shirt and khaki cargo pants, with dark brown combat boots on his feet. Combined with Xiao He's diligent training during this period, his broad shoulders and narrow waist gave him a powerful, steady presence that perfectly matched the character's identity as the "strongest fighter" throughout the entire story.

Although this was just going through the motions, Xiao He didn't want to be perfunctory about it, aiming instead to deliver his best performance.

As for other issues, with Sister Liu around, he didn't need to worry at all.

Finally, guided by staff members, Xiao He knocked on the door to the performance hall ahead.

"Creak—"

The performance hall door was somewhat old and actually made noise. But what came even before the sound was the chilly air-conditioned wind from inside the performance hall. The moment Xiao He stepped inside, he felt like his entire skin was wrapped in something, making him both cold and uncomfortable.

Xiao He instinctively frowned.

"Hello esteemed teachers, my name is Xiao He."

Following the temporary arrows stuck on the floor to the center of the performance area, Xiao He bowed respectfully to the several people ahead.

But when he clearly saw the faces of the people on the stage, Xiao He's pupils involuntarily constricted slightly.

Sitting in the middle of the judges' panel was Director Feng, Feng Zhengyang. Now over seventy years old, he still maintained robust health with jet-black hair and a full face. But the way he looked at Xiao He was full of scrutiny, and those somewhat turbid upturned eyes made Xiao He extremely uncomfortable, inexplicably giving him the feeling of being compared and measured like merchandise.

What made Xiao He even more uncomfortable was the familiar aura coming from Director Feng...

—No, not just him. Actually, this entire group on stage felt very wrong!

Director Feng in the center had a strong smell of blood about him, so thick it reached levels of rotting stench that made people nauseous.

Next to Director Feng was an elegant man in his thirties with quite handsome features. His narrow phoenix eyes carried a gentle starlight, his overall aura possessing the mature masculine charm of a university professor—

Xiao He recognized him as Tong Junhui, an artist formerly managed by Sister Liu, and also the male lead personally selected by Director Feng for this film.

Before this, Xiao He had seen his photos but never felt this way. Meeting him in person this time, Xiao He discovered the other's aura was particularly chaotic. Although there was no blood smell, there was still a faint familiar aura. Those phoenix eyes that fans often praised as warm jade now revealed indifferent coldness beneath the gentle facade, as if obscured by fog, making it impossible to see his true inner thoughts.

What made Xiao He even more wary was the unfamiliar man sitting on Director Feng's other side. The man had ordinary looks with a pair of harsh triangular eyes that naturally carried criticism and scrutiny when looking at people. He even had more eye white than normal people, and when staring at Xiao He, his face bore an arrogant expression.

According to the nameplate on the seat, Xiao He knew this person was the film's producer, Dong Zeng.

He also carried a strong smell of blood.

Finally, there was the screenwriter sitting in the corner. Xiao He could also sense something wrong with him, but ironically, this screenwriter was actually the "cleanest" one among this group.

—In other words, these people should all be in jail rather than pretending to select actors here.

At this moment, Xiao He almost forgot what he had come here for.

Holy crap, where have I ended up? Is this still an audition venue? How did it turn into a convention of criminals?

📖 Contents

1 Chapter 1: Call the Police! The Killer Next Door Has Gone Mad! 2 Chapter 2: It Really Doesn't Look Like Acting... 3 Chapter 3: As the Murderer, Being Suspected Is His Fate 4 Chapter 4: He Should Be the One Calling the Police... 5 Chapter 5: Natural Performance? Hmph, That's an Insult 6 Chapter 6: Criminal Instinct? Like Attracts Like! 7 Chapter 7: Bone-Cleaving Skills - Pig Bones or Human Bones Make No Difference 8 Chapter 8: Filming Difficulties 9 Chapter 9: Taking Over the Script for 10 Chapter 10: Wrapping Up the First Drama 11 Chapter 11: Unexpected Rear-End Collision 12 Chapter 12: Changing Targets... 13 Chapter 13: The Belated Email (Revised) 14 Chapter 14: The Dead Reenact a Murder Case? 15 Chapter 15: Joining the Crew of Thief Catcher 16 Chapter 16: First Martial Arts Scene Shoot 17 Chapter 17: Heart of Embers Premieres 18 Chapter 18: What? Overnight Success? 19 Chapter 19: Photo Shoot for Promotion 20 Chapter 20: Stood Up... 21 Chapter 21: Xiao He in Trouble Again? 22 Chapter 22: Romance Scandal Trending—The Boyfriend Turns Out to Be Myself? 23 Chapter 23: Let Xiao He Take the Fall? 24 Chapter 24: Taking the Blame? Igniting Public Opinion! 25 Chapter 25: Hound's Intuition 26 Chapter 26: Bone-Cleaving Knife Technique, Shen Jue! 27 Chapter 27: Could He Be a Martial Arts Prodigy? 28 Chapter 28: Holy Shit, My Phone Got Stolen While Watching Drama! 29 Chapter 29: Catch the Thief! 30 Chapter 30: Trending Just Like That... 31 Chapter 31: The “Ill-Fated” New Drama Casting 32 Chapter 32: 33 Chapter 33: Audition Results 34 Chapter 34: The Final Scene of 35 Chapter 35: Roommate Got Scammed 36 Chapter 36: Xiao He Takes Action 37 Chapter 37: Officially Joining 38 Chapter 38: The Manager's Invitation 39 Chapter 39: New Year's Eve Dinner Vlog (1) 40 Chapter 40: New Year's Eve Dinner Vlog (2) 41 Chapter 41: Damn, Spider-Man! 42 Chapter 42: The Rescue Farce (1) 43 Chapter 43: The Rescue Farce (2) 44 Chapter 44: Trending Again... Again 45 Chapter 45: Hidden Gaze 46 Chapter 46: Signing with a Talent Agent 47 Chapter 47: A Surprise Fan Visit 48 Chapter 48: In the Middle of a Fan Visit… 49 Chapter 49: “Tonight, I’ll Make Sure Xiao He Is Erased from the Entertainment Industry!” 50 Chapter 50: Large-Scale Cyberbullying Scene 51 Chapter 51: Wait, Who the H* Are You to Start the Fight? 52 Chapter 52: Haters Want to Kill Xiao He? 53 Chapter 53: The Vanishing Criminal 54 Chapter 54: What? Addiction? 55 Chapter 55: So He Really Was an Anti-Fan? 56 Chapter 56: Sister Liu—This Little Matter of Snatching Resources… 57 Chapter 57: Starlight Hidden Wraps Up Filming 58 Chapter 58: Killing Life Preview Screening 59 Chapter 59: Slaylife Easter Egg Spoiler? 60 Chapter 60: Fictional? What We Filmed Is Real! 61 Chapter 61: Did 62 Chapter 62: The Genius Move by Su Shengxi’s Fans 63 Chapter 63: The Real Person Sabotages His Fans — He’s the First! 64 Chapter 64: The Ones Who Feel Betrayed Choose to Leave in Silence 65 Chapter 65: 66 Chapter 66: Live Stream Banned 67 Chapter 67: Xiao He Wants to Be an Investor? 68 Chapter 68: The Legendary Director Feng Zhengyang 69 Chapter 69: Killing Life Celebration Banquet 70 Chapter 70: Director Feng’s New Script Turns Out To Be— 71 Chapter 71: Picking a New Character? 72 Chapter 72: Three Draws to Meet the European Emperor 73 Chapter 73: Martial Arts School Learning 74 Chapter 74: Oh No, I've Really Become a Martial Arts Prodigy! 75 Chapter 75: Graduation Season 76 Chapter 76: A Heart-Stopping Scene 77 Chapter 77: Reaping What One Has Sown 78 Chapter 78: Liu Rulan: Xiao, you’re the easiest group I’ve ever managed 79 Chapter 79: Domestic Entertainment Industry: Bro, Where Did You Even Get on Trending? 80 Chapter 80: Director Feng's Audition Begins! 81 Chapter 81: The Retired Film Emperor Brought Out by Liu Rulan 82 Chapter 82: Preparing for the Audition 83 Chapter 83: What the H*ll—Is This Really an Audition? 84 Chapter 84: Begin Your Performance! 85 Chapter 85: “Unmatched in C-Entertainment—All Thanks to My Peers Making Me Look Good.” 86 Chapter 86: New Script 87 Chapter 87: Meeting Director Ren 88 Chapter 88: Director Ren Really Needs to See a Master 89 Chapter 89: Filming of 90 Chapter 90: The Thief Catcher Is About to Launch 91 Chapter 91: Xiao He: Huh? I’m Just a Freebie Now? 92 Chapter 92: The Thief Catcher Goes Live 93 Chapter 93: The Thief Catcher 94 Chapter 94: 95 Chapter 95: Revenue Split After the Release of The Bandit Catcher 96 Chapter 96: Even the Strongest Cheat is Useless Against Bugs 97 Chapter 97: The Bandit Catcher Goes Viral in Promotion 98 Chapter 98: Paparazzi Rampant 99 Chapter 99: Paparazzi: If You Want the Job, Be My Guest! 100 Chapter 100: 101 Chapter 101: Netizens Beg for The Bandit Catcher Sequel 102 Chapter 102: Lin Yipeng's True Background 103 Chapter 103: Qu Qiuyan, the Mysterious Lady Boss 104 Chapter 104: A Chance Encounter with the Fearless Journey Production Team 105 Chapter 105: Regarding Xiao He Not Knowing How to Swim... 106 Chapter 106: The Absurd Rescue Operation by the Show Crew 107 Chapter 107: Driving Skills 108 Chapter 108: The Hidden Truth Behind the Qu Qiuyan Incident 109 Chapter 109: Retribution Comes to Those Who Wait! 110 Chapter 110: Online Uproar, Truly Terrifying 111 Chapter 111: Suppress Trending? Push Back Instead! 112 Chapter 112: Law of the Jungle: The Rabbit and Wolf Reverse Offense!

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