Brother Dao Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm, Fans Beg Me Not to Kill Anymore - Chapter 99: Paparazzi: If You Want the Job, Be My Guest!

Chapter 99: Paparazzi: If You Want the Job, Be My Guest!

Words : 1560 Author : 孤风一醉

Chapter 99 of "Brother Dao Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm, Fans Beg Me Not to Kill Anymore" starts unfolding: "One hundred thousand?"On the other side, Xiao He, sitting in front of his computer, couldn't... Discover more!

"One hundred thousand?"On the other side, Xiao He, sitting in front of his computer, couldn't help but laugh in disbelief.

"Does he really think he's that important? How dare he ask for one hundred thousand? Why doesn't he just go rob someone instead?"

Xiao He didn't consider himself top-tier celebrity material, and the footage being filmed would eventually be visible in the movie anyway. This guy had the audacity to secretly film him and then openly extort money from his fans? What a joke.

If you can actually get away with this, you're something special

If I let you get away with this, I'm this

To Xiao He's surprise, the fan named "Azure Sky Cloud Crane" actually responded with an incredibly generous offer.

To prevent his fan from actually sending money to this scumbag, Xiao He immediately sprang into action.

Meanwhile, Huang Mang's computer screen suddenly went black.

Huang Mang immediately cursed, "What the hell?" as he frantically tapped his keyboard. "What's going on? No, no, no—I was just about to transfer everything!"

Damn it! Why did his computer have to crash at the most critical moment?!

Huang Mang pressed the power button, but the computer remained unresponsive.

Frustrated, he grabbed his hair, pulled out the SD card converter, replaced it with a different adapter, and plugged it into his phone.

But his phone showed no reaction either.

Huang Mang's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

No... it couldn't be...

It couldn't be what he was thinking, right?

Forgetting about responding to Xiao He's fan, Huang Mang hurriedly pulled out his "one hundred thousand yuan" SD card and reinserted it into his camera to check—

When those words appeared on the camera screen, Huang Mang's heart stopped.

"Ahhhhh, damn it damn it damn it—"

Huang Mang furiously raised the camera, wanting to smash it to pieces, but then remembered how expensive it was. Choking back his rage, he carefully set it down, then violently kicked over the hotel chair before unleashing a series of furious punches at the air, his face contorted with anger.

This scene perfectly embodied "impotent rage."

But there was nothing he could do. The thought of one hundred thousand yuan flying out of his grasp made Huang Mang's heart ache with genuine pain.

Yet on his phone, Azure Sky Cloud Crane was still messaging him.

Looking at those messages, Huang Mang felt physical pain, but could only comfort himself: At least, at least I still have a small portion on my phone. The quality isn't great, but still—

Huang Mang hurriedly opened his phone's photo gallery, about to upload and backup the contents, when suddenly his phone screen went black too.

Huang Mang: ???

He panicked and pressed buttons frantically, but nothing responded.

"Damn it, no way? Is someone actually messing with me?"

Huang Mang felt like he was about to explode.

If the first time was a coincidence, the second time was definitely not an accident.

Who the hell did this!!!

Ahhhh! My hard-earned money!!!

Huang Mang wasn't alone in this predicament. Several other paparazzi found themselves in similar situations—their computers froze while transferring video files, and both their computers and SD cards became useless.

Those who still had some content left on their phones or tablets found their devices wiped clean before they could even react.

All their hard-earned footage had vanished in an instant!

It must be the film crew! It must be Xiao He! They hired hackers to invade their computers and electronic devices!

The paparazzi were furious, wanting to report this to the police, but then they remembered their unauthorized filming was illegal in the first place. Going to the police would be like walking right into a trap.

In the end, they could only swallow their losses quietly—there was nothing they could do.

Immediately, several paparazzi completely lost it, cursing both Xiao He and the film crew as they bought tickets to leave Haishi overnight. Only two stubborn warriors, including Huang Mang who refused to believe this was happening, continued with their secret filming.

They refused to believe it—just how powerful could Xiao He be? They'd been careless letting him delete things once, but could he really do it a second time?

Hah, they were going to stand their ground against him!

The next day, looking at the people hiding in the distant bushes, Liu Rulan took a deep breath and signaled Xiao Chen to take the bodyguards and chase them away.

Xiao He also glanced at the people in the distance, raised an eyebrow, and casually reassured her: "It's fine, Sister Liu. Tell them to be careful—if they can't catch them, just let it be."

"How can that be okay? They've already started selling your materials online," Liu Rulan said seriously. "Some of your fans have already reported this to me. We must take this seriously."

If you don't resist paparazzi once, they'll keep pushing their limits until they eventually do something even more extreme. Liu Rulan had learned this well from her time managing Su Shengxi, so she took this matter extremely seriously.

Xiao He shrugged, full of confidence. "Don't worry, they'll leave on their own soon."

These people were ultimately here for money. The best solution was to address the root of the problem.

Liu Rulan looked at Xiao He suspiciously. "What method do you have?"

Xiao He blinked. "What method could I possibly have?"

"Then why are you so certain?"

"I'm just trusting in Sister Liu's capabilities."

Liu Rulan: "...How strange."

She then pulled out her phone and continued directing Xiao Chen and the others to chase away the paparazzi.

While Xiao Chen and his team were dealing with the two annoying paparazzi, someone dressed in what looked like ghillie suit from a shooter game shifted slightly on a tree branch. A dark lens quietly extended from the foliage, aiming directly at where Xiao He was currently positioned.

"Heh heh, really gotta thank those two idiots."

A smug smile spread across Huang Mang's face as his lens closely followed Xiao He, his eyes filled with provocation and fighting spirit. "I came prepared this time! I refuse to believe you can delete my photos from a distance again, hmph—"

But the next moment, the person in his viewfinder looked up, staring directly at Huang Mang in the tree.

Huang Mang's eyelids twitched, and he instinctively wanted to hide. But remembering that moving in his current camouflage would make him more obvious, he forced himself to stay still, suppressing his panic as he kept his lens focused on Xiao He's expressionless face.

The young man in the viewfinder wore a clean, sharp black mandarin collar shirt, paired with black cargo pants and tactical military boots. For plot requirements, he had some faint bloodstains and scratches makeup on his face. When he looked up at the lens, there was a mysterious, solemn, and dangerous aura about him.

Huang Mang held his breath and captured what he believed would be a best-selling, career-defining photo.

A smug smile spread across Huang Mang's face as his lens closely followed Xiao He, his eyes filled with provocation and fighting spirit. "I came prepared this time! I refuse to believe you can delete my photos from a distance again, hmph—"

"Dipshit."

Huang Mang: "..."

The young man in the viewfinder wore a clean, sharp black mandarin collar shirt, paired with black cargo pants and tactical military boots. For plot requirements, he had some faint bloodstains and scratches makeup on his face. When he looked up at the lens, there was a mysterious, solemn, and dangerous aura about him.

This is ridiculous! I'm camouflaged like this!

What confused Huang Mang even more was that after Xiao He mouthed "dipshit" at him, he immediately turned around and continued reading his script as if nothing had happened. He neither notified anyone to chase him away nor made any attempt to stop his secret filming, acting as if he hadn't seen him at all.

This made Huang Mang, who initially thought he'd been exposed, fall into deep self-doubt again.

Huang Mang reviewed the video footage again, now uncertain whether Xiao He's lip movement had actually been calling him a dipshit.

Whatever, who cares—

Huang Mang muttered to himself.

Being insulted didn't matter—making money was the top priority!

And so Huang Mang endured mosquito bites and scorching weather, staying perched in that tree for over six hours.

Only when the film crew packed up and left did he finally slowly climb down. His legs felt weak when his feet touched the ground.

But looking at his impressive results from today and thinking about the payment he would soon receive, Huang Mang felt reinvigorated.

This time, he would definitely protect his hard-won rewards!

Just you wait, Xiao He! Huang Mang doesn't know the meaning of defeat!

A little over an hour later...

A blood-curdling scream once again erupted from a certain hotel room—

But looking at his impressive results from today and thinking about the payment he would soon receive, Huang Mang felt reinvigorated.

"My videos and photos!!!!"

"Xiao He, I'll fuck your grandmother!!!"

"Whoever wants to be a paparazzi can fucking do it themselves!!!"

That day, the three remaining stubborn warriors were completely wiped out without exception.

From then on, Xiao He had fewer paparazzi to worry about, while the world gained a few more heartbroken individuals.

📖 Contents

1 Chapter 1: Call the Police! The Killer Next Door Has Gone Mad! 2 Chapter 2: It Really Doesn't Look Like Acting... 3 Chapter 3: As the Murderer, Being Suspected Is His Fate 4 Chapter 4: He Should Be the One Calling the Police... 5 Chapter 5: Natural Performance? Hmph, That's an Insult 6 Chapter 6: Criminal Instinct? Like Attracts Like! 7 Chapter 7: Bone-Cleaving Skills - Pig Bones or Human Bones Make No Difference 8 Chapter 8: Filming Difficulties 9 Chapter 9: Taking Over the Script for 10 Chapter 10: Wrapping Up the First Drama 11 Chapter 11: Unexpected Rear-End Collision 12 Chapter 12: Changing Targets... 13 Chapter 13: The Belated Email (Revised) 14 Chapter 14: The Dead Reenact a Murder Case? 15 Chapter 15: Joining the Crew of Thief Catcher 16 Chapter 16: First Martial Arts Scene Shoot 17 Chapter 17: Heart of Embers Premieres 18 Chapter 18: What? Overnight Success? 19 Chapter 19: Photo Shoot for Promotion 20 Chapter 20: Stood Up... 21 Chapter 21: Xiao He in Trouble Again? 22 Chapter 22: Romance Scandal Trending—The Boyfriend Turns Out to Be Myself? 23 Chapter 23: Let Xiao He Take the Fall? 24 Chapter 24: Taking the Blame? Igniting Public Opinion! 25 Chapter 25: Hound's Intuition 26 Chapter 26: Bone-Cleaving Knife Technique, Shen Jue! 27 Chapter 27: Could He Be a Martial Arts Prodigy? 28 Chapter 28: Holy Shit, My Phone Got Stolen While Watching Drama! 29 Chapter 29: Catch the Thief! 30 Chapter 30: Trending Just Like That... 31 Chapter 31: The “Ill-Fated” New Drama Casting 32 Chapter 32: 33 Chapter 33: Audition Results 34 Chapter 34: The Final Scene of 35 Chapter 35: Roommate Got Scammed 36 Chapter 36: Xiao He Takes Action 37 Chapter 37: Officially Joining 38 Chapter 38: The Manager's Invitation 39 Chapter 39: New Year's Eve Dinner Vlog (1) 40 Chapter 40: New Year's Eve Dinner Vlog (2) 41 Chapter 41: Damn, Spider-Man! 42 Chapter 42: The Rescue Farce (1) 43 Chapter 43: The Rescue Farce (2) 44 Chapter 44: Trending Again... Again 45 Chapter 45: Hidden Gaze 46 Chapter 46: Signing with a Talent Agent 47 Chapter 47: A Surprise Fan Visit 48 Chapter 48: In the Middle of a Fan Visit… 49 Chapter 49: “Tonight, I’ll Make Sure Xiao He Is Erased from the Entertainment Industry!” 50 Chapter 50: Large-Scale Cyberbullying Scene 51 Chapter 51: Wait, Who the H* Are You to Start the Fight? 52 Chapter 52: Haters Want to Kill Xiao He? 53 Chapter 53: The Vanishing Criminal 54 Chapter 54: What? Addiction? 55 Chapter 55: So He Really Was an Anti-Fan? 56 Chapter 56: Sister Liu—This Little Matter of Snatching Resources… 57 Chapter 57: Starlight Hidden Wraps Up Filming 58 Chapter 58: Killing Life Preview Screening 59 Chapter 59: Slaylife Easter Egg Spoiler? 60 Chapter 60: Fictional? What We Filmed Is Real! 61 Chapter 61: Did 62 Chapter 62: The Genius Move by Su Shengxi’s Fans 63 Chapter 63: The Real Person Sabotages His Fans — He’s the First! 64 Chapter 64: The Ones Who Feel Betrayed Choose to Leave in Silence 65 Chapter 65: 66 Chapter 66: Live Stream Banned 67 Chapter 67: Xiao He Wants to Be an Investor? 68 Chapter 68: The Legendary Director Feng Zhengyang 69 Chapter 69: Killing Life Celebration Banquet 70 Chapter 70: Director Feng’s New Script Turns Out To Be— 71 Chapter 71: Picking a New Character? 72 Chapter 72: Three Draws to Meet the European Emperor 73 Chapter 73: Martial Arts School Learning 74 Chapter 74: Oh No, I've Really Become a Martial Arts Prodigy! 75 Chapter 75: Graduation Season 76 Chapter 76: A Heart-Stopping Scene 77 Chapter 77: Reaping What One Has Sown 78 Chapter 78: Liu Rulan: Xiao, you’re the easiest group I’ve ever managed 79 Chapter 79: Domestic Entertainment Industry: Bro, Where Did You Even Get on Trending? 80 Chapter 80: Director Feng's Audition Begins! 81 Chapter 81: The Retired Film Emperor Brought Out by Liu Rulan 82 Chapter 82: Preparing for the Audition 83 Chapter 83: What the H*ll—Is This Really an Audition? 84 Chapter 84: Begin Your Performance! 85 Chapter 85: “Unmatched in C-Entertainment—All Thanks to My Peers Making Me Look Good.” 86 Chapter 86: New Script 87 Chapter 87: Meeting Director Ren 88 Chapter 88: Director Ren Really Needs to See a Master 89 Chapter 89: Filming of 90 Chapter 90: The Thief Catcher Is About to Launch 91 Chapter 91: Xiao He: Huh? I’m Just a Freebie Now? 92 Chapter 92: The Thief Catcher Goes Live 93 Chapter 93: The Thief Catcher 94 Chapter 94: 95 Chapter 95: Revenue Split After the Release of The Bandit Catcher 96 Chapter 96: Even the Strongest Cheat is Useless Against Bugs 97 Chapter 97: The Bandit Catcher Goes Viral in Promotion 98 Chapter 98: Paparazzi Rampant 99 Chapter 99: Paparazzi: If You Want the Job, Be My Guest! 100 Chapter 100: 101 Chapter 101: Netizens Beg for The Bandit Catcher Sequel 102 Chapter 102: Lin Yipeng's True Background 103 Chapter 103: Qu Qiuyan, the Mysterious Lady Boss 104 Chapter 104: A Chance Encounter with the Fearless Journey Production Team 105 Chapter 105: Regarding Xiao He Not Knowing How to Swim... 106 Chapter 106: The Absurd Rescue Operation by the Show Crew 107 Chapter 107: Driving Skills 108 Chapter 108: The Hidden Truth Behind the Qu Qiuyan Incident 109 Chapter 109: Retribution Comes to Those Who Wait! 110 Chapter 110: Online Uproar, Truly Terrifying 111 Chapter 111: Suppress Trending? Push Back Instead! 112 Chapter 112: Law of the Jungle: The Rabbit and Wolf Reverse Offense! 113 Chapter 113: Emergency Casting Invite for the New Drama 114 Chapter 114: Emergency Script 115 Chapter 115: Who's Next? Try It and Die! 116 Chapter 116: Filming Sea Fog Pursuit 117 Chapter 117: System Update Compensation 118 Chapter 118: Upgraded New Skills and Their True Uses... 119 Chapter 119: Shining Hidden Stars Air Date 120 Chapter 120: Xiao He's Exclusive Mental Victory Method 121 Chapter 121: First Trailer of Starlight Veiled 122 Chapter 122: Coordinating Promotion for Stars Hidden, Shining Bright 123 Chapter 123: Recording the Show Happy Every Day 124 Chapter 124: Promoting the Show’s Broadcast 125 Chapter 125: Stars Hidden, Shining Bright Officially Airs 126 Chapter 126: Other Crews Riding the Hype 127 Chapter 127: Cameo Role Invitation 128 Chapter 128: Film Series! Standalone Worldbuilding! 129 Chapter 129:

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