Chapter 230
Chapter 230 of "Chaotic Craftsman Worships The Cube" opens presenting twists: Ben couldnât help but complain to his god again after throwing some ground-up food and... Keep following!
Ben couldnât help but complain to his god again after throwing some ground-up food and medicine around in the early hours of the morning before making his way back to Falk and Thera once he was done.When heâd questioned his teacher about exactly what he saw he was basically brushed off, being told that heâd already figured out that he had awakened skills so what more was there to know? That was ignoring the fact that not only was it obvious the yeti could consistently make ultra-rare items, something that supposedly only happened once or twice every few hundred years, but it was possible he could consistently make legendary ones too if he truly put himself into it, a level of skill that was seen every millennium. It was always possible heâd gotten lucky with that one success, but Ben doubted that.
Asking about it a bit after, based on what his teacher told him it was almost impossible to break into ultra-rare with an item that wasnât enchanted to help add to its quality, that being the sort of thing only third-tier skill holders might be capable of. That did put a cap of sorts on how high a level his teacher could be, but that wasnât saying much.
He kept complaining to his god for the entire walk back through the seaside town, longing to know more than his teacher wanted to tell, until he made it back to Thera and that very yeti as they waited for him, his statue loaded in the cart with the ladder heâd be needing as well for placing it.
âFinished up whatever you needed to do?â Thera asked, curious about why heâd gone off alone instead of just placing his statue and being done with it. Her experience there left her no love for the town so she was looking forward to getting home again, planning to put far more speed into that goal than either Ben or her uncle would like.
âBasically. Letâs just wait an hour and then Iâll set it up and we can go.â
âUgh, why though? Any time I asked uncle heâd just laugh. Come on, whatâs going on?â
âHa, letâs just say the church of Eneth messed up extremely bad with how they decided to treat me. Youâll see when I put it up, it will be worth it.â
They got to the church soon after that, the priests were only beginning to move as he had Thera park her carriage directly in front of the statue of Eneth, making it clear just what a mess had been made of it.
âOh gods Ben, was this what you were doing?â She asked, sounding one part shocked and the other part amused. It seemed that someone had almost deliberately attacked the statue, having flung a ground-up feed that would bring a local species of bird to it in droves, while at the same time lacing it with a laxative, leading to predictably explosive results. It looked almost painted, and the smell would be lingering until it was thoroughly cleaned. âI donât think you should be going out of your way to get any more levels of sacrilege.â
âRelax, thereâs no way I get another one from this,â âAnyway, we just need to get to the main reason Iâm here and then we can leave, so without further adoâŚâ
He quickly stood up the ladder he made before going for the statue. Normally its weight would have been impossible for him. An almost cubic meter of metal and other materials piled together, the idea that he could move something like that under his own strength was outrageous. Even with how much stronger heâd grown in the last couple years working at the forge, there was a limit to what could be done. At least, so long as tools werenât involved.
Calling them tools was probably too generous even, at least from his point of view. All heâd done was set his remaining rainbow and white mana crystal into some moribusial and placed it on top of the statue, aiming it so that the mana would flow directly into the sindian that made up all but the statues base to provoke its magical effect.
Even then it still wasnât exactly light, but by exerting himself he was able to walk it up the ladder on shaking legs, constructing the enchantment that would replace the dummy one he set up as soon as it was in position.
It was as he reached the top and held it out above the statue of Eneth that the church doors flew open as Felth all but flew out screaming. âWhat in the infinite hells do you think youâre doing!â
If he wanted to stop him though, it was too late, not that Ben would have stopped anyway thanks to what theyâd agreed upon. As the words left the other apostleâs mouth, Benâs barrier enchantment was complete. As clear magic walls fell down from the base of the cube, suspending it in the air, it also trapped the statue of Eneth within, leaving it in its current state for all to see.
âReally?â He asked as he looked to the sky. âThis is what made me your enemy, placing a statue? I almost killed your son.â
He got no answer, not that he was expecting one, but a small part of him couldnât help but pity the demigod given the sudden turn of events. Despite that though, he didnât need to guess too much at what a title that named him the enemy of a god would grant bonuses to, he was just surprised that the system awarded it to him first.
From the get-go, the statue had been made with revenge in mind. He had built it to be as expensive as possible for when it was time to replace it, something he had no doubt in his mind would come to pass, as well as to deal as much damage as it could to the surrounding area, the barrier enchantment on the interior was designed to release if a certain trigger occurred and dump all of the mana from the crystal into the pondus, raising its weight to tremendous levels and wreaking unspeakable destruction. He couldn't help but admire his work, even as he let most of his minds focus on the yelling apostle and priests behind him at the foot of his ladder.
âIn all thatâs good. What is this? The agreement was a statue, not hanging a brick over the head of my god!â
Ben couldnât help but smile again as he walked down the ladder after removing the two crystals he used to reduce the statue's weight. It was as he stood toe to toe with the enraged man that he let himself act out in the face of his seething, slapping Felth across the face.
âWhat-â
âShut up,â Ben told him, still wearing a grin and seeming to scare the other apostle as he remembered seeing that very expression when he got himself into this mess. âI knew you were shameless, but Iâd never have imagined youâd break your agreement as soon as I got here. An agreement you swore to in the name of your god for that matter.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âCalling the divine form of Myriad a brick? You swore that you would treat it with the level of dignity and respect as if it was your own god, and to only talk about it in a positive light, but thatâs the first thing you say? Or is that just how little respect you have for your own god in that case? Honestly, if this is how youâre acting immediately then isnât our agreement not to push the issue of punishment for you and Eneth already void?â
It was important for him to show a strong front, he needed not only Felth, but his entire church to know that they were at fault and that such things would not be tolerated. Now that their god had gone so far as to decide he was their enemy, heâd be sure to treat them as such.
âWait,â Felth began to beg, immediately understanding his mistake.âNobody would think thatâs a statue of a god, I didnât know-â
âVery funny,â Ben said dryly as he cut him off. âI believe you said the same thing as an excuse during our last encounter. It looks like your ignorance gets you in trouble a lot, seems like something to work on. The real question is how weâre going to solve this.â
â...What do you want?â
âLetâs just make things simple,â He said as he held out his card, and after a second the other apostle took out his own, seeing where this was going.
âHow much.â
âHow much do you think is appropriate?â
Felth could see in Benâs eyes that he didnât plan on making things easy, so he selected an amount from his funds before transferring it over. Ben looked at it for only a moment before staring back at the other man.
âIs that all the church of Eneth amounts to?â
The other apostle cringed. Heâd transferred from his personal funds, but as the head of the faith he had access to church funds as well, and what had happened was an issue not between people, but between religions. With another tap of his card, Ben looked at what he received, feeling more satisfied as he put it away.
As Felth saw Ben put his card away he breathed a sigh of relief before taking on a much meaker attitude. He knew his acts left him in the other apostleâs hand, it would do him no good to mess up again.
âNow that Iâve expressed my sincerest apologies, may I ask about the statue of your magnificent god?â
âOf course, what do you want to know?â
âWhy do you have it floating above Eneth? You must see how that could create some⌠troubling implications, canât you?â
âAh, Iâm glad you asked,â Ben told him cheerfully as he beamed at the man. âThere's a few very good reasons. Obviously, it has to float because my god floats. To make the statue the most accurate representation of my dear Myriad, it had to have the same property to properly convey his grace and majesty. Of course, since part of the agreement was taking care of its upkeep your church will be responsible for supplying it with mana. Iâd get a few different priests to begin pouring theirs in right away actually, remember youâre on the hook for paying five times its cost if itâs damaged after all.â
â...Alright, Iâll send some to get ladders right away, but-â
âNo ladders,â Ben said sternly, cutting him off again. âThis is to be treated like your god, remember? Not a figure of your god, the flesh and blood thing. Would you have construction equipment laying around such a being? No, obviously you need to build some proper walkways your priests can climb up to get to it, but donât worry, I actually placed it there for a reason,â He said as he placed a friendly arm around Felthâs shoulders, leading him to look at the church right behind the statue and pointing to a window in front of it. âAs long as a few of you lean out of it and supply your mana it will be fine.â
Fine was an optimistic way of looking at it and Felth knew it. The distance a person would have to reach would have most of their body hanging out of it, every priest that gave their mana would have to have another hold onto them to ensure they didnât fall out. Even worse though would be the fact that Ather would have to give up his room for the time being.
The sobek tried to push back the migraine he felt forming, doing his best to keep calm as he began to understand just how bad the other apostle was intending to make things for him but pushing through the best he could. âI understand, we will construct something to the best of our abilities-â
âWell not so fast. Clearly whatever you make needs to be to my godâs taste, right? Send any plans you draw up for it to the Stonewall guild and Iâll let you know if theyâre approved or rejected. I wouldnât bother building anything until you hear from me, no point wasting your time and money like that, right?â
He thought to his god innocently, while making a mental note to ask Ceselee to throw out any mail for him from the church of Eneth so he didnât have to go to the trouble of rejecting every one.
âOf course,â Felth agreed, doing his best to keep his patience from wearing too thin despite the feeling of blood rushing to his head, lest he create more trouble for his god. âBut if thatâs everything, may I ask just one single request? Please, just one.â
âWell, Iâll hear it at least.â
âThank you. Could you please, please take down the barrier you have set up so that we might clean the statue of Eneth? I understand itâs needed to show yours in all its glory, but to leave ours in such a state, it would be shameful.â
While everything heâd said had been true, the request carried another goal. It would be hard, but as they cleaned it he could get some of the earth mages in the church to separate it from its base and push it out of the barrier. Given what Ben said he couldnât just move the position his own statue was in, and they needed to keep it from looking like Eneth was beneath another god at his head church. Felth expected to have to beg more to get the situation he desired, willing to lower himself however much for his godâs honour, but shockingly, he got almost immediate agreement, albeit with a heavy catch.
âOh of course,â Ben told him, nodding in sympathy. âHonestly, I really should have given you the chance to clean it first, I was just in such a hurry to get in and out because of all the bad memories here, you know? What with the treatment me and my companions received and all. But of course I can take it down; thereâs just one small issue. Because of an unfortunate and completely unpredictable quirk of building it, thereâs no way to keep the statue from hitting the ground when I do, and as per the agreement, that means paying five times the statue's cost, but if youâre willing then itâs all good with me.â
Felth couldnât help but weigh the options. He had tried looking into the church of Myriad after Ben had left, but given he could learn almost nothing in those few short days told him it was likely a small and insignificant church that worshiped an almost powerless god. The more Ben spoke the more it was clear that heâd set things up as he had so that the statues would break as a way to earn money from Eneth. He was sure it could put a strain on the churchâs finances if it happened too frequently, but the occasional accident would just have to be something they dealt with, and for this time at least theyâd have to accept the cost in order to ensure their god saved face. That was the intent at least, until Ben continued talking, taking out a sheet of paper as he did.
âNow, in fairness of you making an informed decision about this, I have a receipt of all the material costs, as well as the price adjusted for the fact that itâs a lower rare item.â
âLower rare!â The apostle almost screamed as he took the page to look over. Heâd expected something expensive, but that level of quality already had it far above his highest expectations, his stomach sinking more and more as he read each item on the receipt, the quantity that made it into the statue, and the cost of each, all of it accurately calculated, and the grand total being enough that the churches finances would be ruined if it fell a single time, let alone more than once. âThereâs no way. If your church could afford such things then Iâd have heard something about it, thereâs no way you were able to put these sorts of resources into a statue! Iâve put up with everything else you said, but I will not let you scam us out of resources you couldnât possibly have used!â
âWell, aside from the fact that my god can verify that everything I put is correct, let me give you a hint,â Ben laughed. âDo you even know what race makes up most of our faith?â
âHow could that possibly matter?â
âItâs the succubi. In fact, my church has quite a good relationship with the current leader of Anailia.â
âWhat does that have toâŚâ He trailed off and fell silent as he read through the list again, realizing exactly what Ben was implying. The greatest cost by far was the magic materials that made it up, which also happened to be the main export of Anailia, the world's biggest supplier of such things thanks to the great earth spirit who made his home there.
âLooks like you got it figured out,â âSo what will it be, see if Iâm bluffing and let it come crashing down, or accept the truth? Itâs up to you.â
As Felth switched his gaze between Ben and the statue, he didnât think the other man was bluffing and it made him want to be sick, all the more so when he realized that the window was still closed. The enchantments keeping it suspended in the air were running off whatever mana was in the statue still, nothing else, making him scream at the priests behind him.
âWhy has nobody started supplying it with mana yet? All mages, get up there now!â
The panic in the apostleâs voice drove the priests beneath him to action as half of them ran off, knowing that when they got there they would have to deal with the still injured Ather trying to force them away.
None of that mattered to Ben though, he knew heâd won and as a final act handed over a small booklet of talking points about Myriad before he walked away, leaving the other man in a panic while he got back in the cart where Thera and Falk waited, both staring at him in shock as he did.
âFeel like we just got front-row seats to a very scary side of you boy,â His teacher commented while Thera gave her own take as she started to drive off.
âJust what did his church do to your god that brought out that?â
âOh you know, this and that,â He told her, trying to brush it off. âGotta say though, that was exhausting. Donât mind me taking a little nap.â
She shook her head as he closed his eyes and he almost thought heâd managed to delay things enough for him to figure out just how to explain everything, only for him to feel the cart immediately pick up a dangerous level of speed, his eyes snapping open to his friend staring far harder at him than the road in front of her.
âUm, Thera?â
âBen,â She began in her sweetest voice, the sort that would make his heart flutter if he didnât think he might die. âThereâs one other thing I wanted to ask, itâs kind of a similar topic. Just what did you mean when you spoke to the sky about almost killing someone's son? Oh, and Iâm not slowing down till you give me an answer since itâs obvious youâve been trying to hide something.â
Feeling the danger to his life more than any time heâd stood before Ather or Felth, he quickly gave in, letting her know everything that happened.