Chapter 181 - 97 - Burning Divinity, Several Big Pancakes (5k)
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Of course, if you want someone to do something, and to do it well, you canāt just force them.
"Alright, Iāll just say it straight. Iāve got an idea, let me lay it out and you think it over for yourself.
You take He Changfeng away, Iāll pretend I never saw him, you keep him hidden quietly, and in the report, heās already dissipated.
Later on, if anyone from Changfeng Group contacts you, you handle it as you see fit.
My profile is too high, and the Scorching Sun Departmentās is too, if we go straight to Changfeng Group to investigate, itāll cause all kinds of trouble.
Most importantly, over at headquarters, a bunch of melon peels are watching me. Now that the Soul Devouring Beast thing is basically wrapped up, theyāre itching to trip me up with something else.
I donāt want any extra trouble, so youāve got a low profile. And donāt you still know some people in Yu State?
By that time, whatever commission you can squeeze out of Changfeng Group, thatās all your own ability.
Anyway, Iām not supposed to know about any of this. I just need to get to the bottom of whatās really going on here.
Also, someone is deliberately doing heretic rites and usurping the Water Godās position, and thatās absolutely not allowed.
Thereās some deep water here, not the kind of thing we can deal with in the open.
Admitting a River God now was a very clever play by you.
Just right, you were involved from the start, so youāre the best person for this. No one will suspect a thing."
Cai Qidong was trying to talk Wen Yan into it. Wen Yan stared wide-eyed, looking shocked at Cai Qidong, hesitated for a second, and asked in a low voice,
"Minister, why are you treating me like a melon peel?"
"Hey, what are you saying, when did I ever..."
"Minister, the very least you can do is paint a cake for me. Not even painting a cake and you want me to get things done? Thatās just too much."
Cai Qidong took a deep breath, forget it, he wouldnāt argue with this kid. So young, yet always blurting out inconvenient truths.
"As long as you can get information, not even all of itājust some progress, I can make the call and let Fuyu Mountain pick kids from Nanwu Countyās orphanage this year.
And, first to choose! You get three rounds!
The kids picked, until theyāre adults, all their living expenses are covered by us.
Plus, as long as they stay in school, all schooling and living costs up to finishing college, weāll cover it.
For the next three years of martial demonstrations at the Nanwu County Scorching Sun Department, Fuyu Mountain gets five quotas each yearāGreat Zombies donāt count as a spot.
The reason itās three years is because next term, I might not still be stationed in Nanwu County."
Seeing that Wen Yan was unmoved, Cai Qidong gritted his teeth and added,
"A few months from now at the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony, aside from the set seats, Binhai County probably wonāt have any slots for Fuyu Mountain, right?
Nanwu County can give you two slots for Fuyu Mountain!
Isnāt that sincere enough?"
Wen Yan blinked, his eyes completely clear.
He had no idea what this meant, didnāt know the first thing about whether it was sincere enough or not.
But he could already sense that this was going to be a huge, messy paināotherwise, Cai Qidong wouldnāt be spending so long bartering with him.
"Minister Cai, hold on a second, I have to ask first."
Wen Yan quickly walked over to Old Zhang Laoxi, pulled him aside, and asked about the relevant details.
Only then did he realize just how much this would affect Fuyu Mountain.
For the past hundred years, Fuyu Mountain has only ever taken in orphans from around Fuyu Mountain.
The kids who get abandoned pretty much all have issues. Even if they donāt have innate medical problems, their talent tends to be poor.
So for Fuyu Mountainās younger generation, under forty years old, only Qin Kun is worth mentioning.
Other major sects recruit disciples from wealthy families or adopt kids from orphanages, only picking the ones with real talent.
After Fuyu Mountainās decline, even in Binhai County, they never got to pick disciples first, and Fuyu Mountain never really fought for it either.
The Grand Uncle Master always felt that adopting kids was supposed to be about giving them a home; if you lost sight of that, it went against your original intention, so he was always pretty Zen about it.
But to say he didnāt want talented young bloodāthatās impossible. He dreams all day about posthumous generations who can shoulder the Fuyu Mountain banner after heās gone.
And as for taking in kids, Fuyu Mountain isnāt some rich sect eitherāeven if they wanted to, they couldnāt support too many.
These days, Qin Kun sends in a lot of money every year specifically for Fuyu Mountain, and the Grand Uncle Master has no choice but to accept it.
As for martial demonstrations, Old Zhang Laoxi isnāt too clear since heās never gone, and heās even more clueless about the Luo Tian Grand Ceremonyāhe doesnāt even have the ticket to attend.
Anyway, for Cai Qidong to open with these terms, heās definitely bleeding for it.
Wen Yan hesitated a little. Cai Qidong really is a sly oneāfinding his weak spot right off the bat. When money didnāt work, he immediately switched tactics.
He pulled out his phone and called up Qin Kun to ask about the situation.
Qin Kun sighed and groanedāhe knew way more than Old Zhang Laoxi and was all too familiar with how dire things were at Fuyu Mountain, which was way beyond just a dry spell.
Once those old Taoists at the top are gone, then thereās nothing left, dry or green.
Wen Yan didnāt tell Qin Kun what Cai Qidong was offering, but by now he already had his own thoughts.
Aunt Gan even came personally, saying she was standing up for the little zombie, but Wen Yan knew sheād really come to have his back and protect him.
The Grand Uncle Master handed out the Scorching Sun Fist without even seeing him in person.
That "learn whatever you can" lineāonly Old Zhang Laoxi trusted the Grand Uncle Master enough to buy such obvious tall tales.
If it was really open to learn, why canāt you find a single mention of it online?
If all it takes is digging up a bit of intel to get this much out of it, Wen Yan was definitely willing to give it a go.
He went back to Cai Qidong and spoke in a low voice.
"Minister Cai, weāre all on the same side here, so Iāll keep it straight.
About probing for infoāIāll give it a try, and you have my word I wonāt slack off.
But how much I can actually findāI canāt promise any results.
Also, the offer you put on the tableāitās not enough, youāll need to add more."
"Everything, one grade up, thatās the upper limit of my authority, canāt offer more." Cai Qidong didnāt even blink, just hiked it up a notch.
Wen Yan took a shallow breath. Looks like he got played by this old fox after all.
"Thatās not what I meant."
"Then what do you want?"
"I want a spot for someone else on the special task force, same as me, with regular monthly allowance."
"You mean that thing youāre raising, the one that might be a bird or a cat? For that, you can just talk to Feng Yao."
"Not that one. Someone else."
"Nope, canāt do. That spot isnāt just handed out. Purely drawing paychecks without working is absolutely not allowed." Cai Qidong shook his head immediately.
"Look, Iām telling you, you might not need it once in ten years, but if you ever do, giving a twenty-year allowance would be a bargain. Take it or leave it."
Cai Qidongās eyes flashed, and he immediately recalled everything from the past month, searching for any clues.
With a bit of backtracking, he found something connected to Wen Yanāa not-yet-confirmed expert.
He put on his managerial smile, nodded, and patted Wen Yan on the shoulder.
"Listen to you, since itās your recommendation, I trust your eye, you just go get Feng Yao to process this later."