Ms. Diviner: The Prodigal Daughter's Return - Chapter 34 This joke is not funny

Chapter 34 This joke is not funny

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Take a look at Chapter 34 of "Ms. Diviner: The Prodigal Daughter's Return": Of course, Zirong was aware that this creature, whose gender he couldn’t tell if it... See what happens next!

Of course, Zirong was aware that this creature, whose gender he couldn’t tell if it was a pink piglet brother or sister, wouldn’t be so simple since it had been secretly kept in this hidden place by the Zhou Family. So, his words carried a hint of teasing.

"That’s the one. Remember, the spot between the third and fourth vertebrae at the back of its neck—that’s its vital point. It may undergo some changes later, but its position won’t change. Once you’ve got it, hide at the entrance of the secret passage and be ready. When I lure it out, strike immediately. And remember, you only have one chance to strike. There won’t be a second," Mu Hanyan said with a serious face, ignoring the joking tone. Zirong would soon see that his joke was far from funny.

"Why not strike now?" Seeing Mu Hanyan’s seriousness, Zirong stopped making jokes and asked seriously.

"What nonsense, don’t you see it’s lying down? Give it a try and see if you can find the exact spot," Mu Hanyan replied irritatedly.

"Oh, should I use a sword or a brick?" Zirong asked again.

"Use a sword, with your strongest attack," Mu Hanyan instructed.

"Could I kill it with one thrust?" Zirong, uncertain whether Mu Hanyan had a craving for roast suckling pig or another plan in mind, pressed further.

"If you manage to kill it with a thrust, you’ll have shown real skill," Mu Hanyan muttered, then urged, "Go get ready quickly, or we won’t have a chance once it wakes up."

Seeing Mu Hanyan rushing him, Zirong didn’t waste any more time with futile questions. He quickly retreated, hid near the entrance of the secret passage, and drew his longsword, preparing himself for the battle.

Just as he finished preparations, he heard a low, muffled roar from within the passage. The sound wasn’t loud, and it came from the depths of the passage, so it wasn’t deafening. However, it was filled with a wildly ferocious aura.

Was this sound really made by that little pink pig? Zirong had his doubts.

He soon got his answer.

Around the corner of the passage, Mu Hanyan suddenly sprang into view, sprinting towards the exit in complete disarray, her hair and clothes in wild disarray. Close behind her was a gigantic white pig, nearly ten feet long and over half the height of a person, which probably weighed close to a thousand pounds, in hot pursuit.

While chasing, the beast snorted sharply, and with each snort, a semi-transparent Wind Blade spun out from its nostrils.

Stone chips flew off the walls of the passage, carved into deep ravines two inches deep by the Wind Blades.

Exotic Beasts!

Zirong’s scalp tingled, and his body hair stood on end.

In the natural world, there are various birds and beasts. Some are tame and gentle, like cows, sheep, chickens, and rabbits, while others are fierce and brutal, like tigers, wolves, eagles, and vultures.

But then, there is another kind, entirely different from these—Exotic Beasts. These creatures have undergone evolutionary anomalies in nature and acquired supernatural abilities. Some specialize in offense, others in defense, and yet others in healing. They are incredibly diverse and remarkably bizarre.

Although tigers, wolves, eagles, and vultures might be considered the rulers of the natural world, atop the food chain, they stand no chance against powerfully offensive Exotic Beasts. Even apparently harmless creatures, like a docile rabbit, would be utterly defenseless against them.

Of course, such Exotic Beasts are incredibly rare, and most people may never encounter one in their lifetime. But right now, Zirong was seeing one right before his eyes.

This was clearly a Mutant Pig that had mastered the Wind Blade superpower. It was hard to imagine that such a simple and stupid-looking pig could undergo such a mutation. He had heard of Wind Wolves, Wind Foxes, and Wind Eagles before, but since when had there been such a thing as a Wind Pig?

As incredulous as it may seem, the attack power of this giant Mutant Wind Pig was definitely no less than that of the Wind Wolves and Wind Foxes mentioned in the rumors.

📖 Contents

1 Chapter 1 Betrayal Without an Answer 2 Chapter 2 Nirvana Rebirth 3 Chapter 3: The third younger brother’s words do not reflect his true feelings. 4 Chapter 4: The Spoiling of Mother 5 Chapter 5 take the initiative 6 Chapter 6 will no longer be bullied by anyone 7 Chapter 7: Various things of the past 7 8 Chapter 8 Mu Hanyan’s gaze 9 Chapter 9 Who is the fool 10 Chapter 100% playboy face 11 Chapter 11 hitting a dog still depends on the owner? 12 Chapter 12: Is this guy faking his emotions? 13 Chapter 13 Desperate Counterattack! 14 Chapter 14 acts cute after getting a bargain 15 Chapter 15 Never to lose again 16 Chapter 16: Watching 16 makes my teeth sour. 17 Chapter 17: Why are you doing this to me 18 Chapter 18: Tasteless in 18 Colors 19 Chapter 19 to me, hit! 20 Chapter 20 tolerate? Of course not! 21 Chapter 21: The sense of achievement from 21 henchmen beating someone 22 Chapter 22 Playboy’s Choice 23 Chapter 23 Playboy’s Persistence 24 Chapter 24: Is the playboy a master after all? 25 Chapter 25 is just a joker. 26 Chapter 26: I should have known to run early on the 26th. 27 Chapter 27 Sudden Change in Situation 28 Chapter 28: The legendary treasure of 28 29 Chapter 29 is a treasure with its own emotions 30 Chapter 30: Go collect some interest 31 Chapter 31 acts like she’s all that 32 Chapter 32 here to borrow things 33 Chapter 33: Coming to steal pigs at 33? 34 Chapter 34 This joke is not funny 35 Chapter 35 per person per pig 36 Chapter 36 Now just watch the good show 37 Chapter 37 Lord Pink Pig’s Anger 38 Chapter 38 Absolutely cannot doubt my taste 39 Chapter 39 earned today 40 Chapter 40: Time will prove everything in 40 hours 41 Chapter 41 The invisible suppression by the three elders 42 Chapter 42 A chubby girl 43 Chapter 43 you scoundrel! 44 Chapter 44 Last Hitting Expert 45 Chapter 45, you just need to be responsible for being fair and plump. 46 Chapter 46 I’ll explain, but I won’t listen 47 Chapter 47 pitiful 48 Chapter 48: If you can’t stand me but can’t defeat me either 49 Chapter 49 schadenfreude guy 50 Chapter 50 The Eternal Strong Reigns Supreme 51 Chapter 51: Remember and Abandon 51 52 Chapter 52 Against Heaven Cultivation 53 Chapter 53: The strength improved dramatically like taking flight number 53 54 Chapter 54 gives you a piece of advice 55 Chapter 55 Fateful Encounter 56 Chapter 56 looks familiar 57 Chapter 57: A father’s love is as grand as a mountain 58 Chapter 58 lovey-dovey couple 59 Chapter 59 Arrogant Younger Brother 60 Chapter 60 Star Illusion Qianji 61 Chapter 61 eye rolls 62 Chapter 62-characters very ugly Star Illusion Thousand Machine 63 Chapter 63: The 63rd home wrecker has arrived 64 Chapter 64: My face really hurts 65 Chapter 65: Did it encounter a hijacking? 66 Chapter 66: Chased for several streets by 66 67 Chapter 67 too arrogant 68 Chapter 68 a sure loss in gambling? 69 Chapter 69 hurry up and finish the job 70 Chapter 70: One of the Seventy Seven Killing Moves 71 Chapter 71: Shocked everyone 72 Chapter 72 who says the fools have more money? 73 Chapter 73 I’m not willing to accept this 74 Chapter 74 Capital City Mu Family? 75 Chapter 75 Kindly Concealment 76 Chapter 76: Am I adopted? 77 Chapter 77: May you be healthy for a lifetime 78 Chapter 78 Father’s Bear Hug 79 Chapter 79 Hidden Dragon in the Abyss 80 Chapter 80: The person entangled in this lifetime with 80 81 Chapter 81 bullies people 82 Chapter 82: Gone with the wind in a massive gamble of 82 83 Chapter 83 make a sound. 84 Chapter 84: Playing house as children 85 Chapter 85: Whether the legend is true or false

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