Player Reload - Chapter 718 - Parody (4K)

Chapter 718 - Parody (4K)

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Chapter 797 of "Player Reload" opens showing developments: This is a typical small town in the Northeastern United States, New England Region, with... Keep reading!

This is a typical small town in the Northeastern United States, New England Region, with standalone houses lining the street neatly, the weather is clear and calm.But...

"I’d rather fight to the death in a shooting game like ’War Machine’ or ’Island Crisis’ that’s all about war, than stay here one more second."

Sunset Melting Gold’s expression was extremely twisted, like wearing a mask of pain, while next to him, Lulina, Carlos, and even Li Cheng, all nodded in agreement.

At this moment, the group was high up in the sky, sitting on fluffy clouds created by Lulina’s Summoned Beast.

According to Carlos’s Prophecy suggestion, the group was divided into two teams, the first team being Wanli Sealed Blade, White Horse Tombstone, Card Emperor, taking .

The second team was Sunset Melting Gold, Pifu, Lulina, Carlos, taking .

They would respectively teleport through the Teleportation Gate to different game worlds.

(By the way, the group had already contacted Zak, who claimed everything was fine on his side and had acquired the second golden coin, agreed to meet up in the next game.)

Most Killing Field Players treat Script World natives like NPCs, wishing to extract all remaining value, akin to the capitalists from Victorian Era UK.

However, the moral baseline of the group was relatively high, and they needed Garrosh to open the Teleportation Gate, so they didn’t cut out his body, leaving only the brain,

but instead set a restriction on him, slightly limiting his personal freedom. They also promised a considerable amount of benefits after the mission was completed.

"Is this game scary?"

Garrosh asked curiously, the game inventory accumulated over decades in the Home World was vast, some of which were once globally popular literary works,

as time passes, and the era changes, they have fallen into obscurity, forgotten in the corner.

"It’s not about being scary or not, but... who the hell would make ’Family Guy’ into a dating sim!!"

No wonder Sunset Melting Gold’s expression was collapsing, on the hillside on the edge of the small town below, there was a large billboard with the word Quahog displayed prominently.

’Family Guy,’ English name ’Family Guy,’ produced by America’s FOX in 1999, directed by James Purdum, and written by Seth MacFarlane, is a long-running comedy animation,

very popular in the United States and with a certain fame worldwide, lasting twenty-four seasons.

The animation revolves around the Griffins living in a town in Rhode Island (a couple, three kids, and a talking white Labrador), telling interesting stories of this family and their friends.

Just looking at the story summary, ’Family Guy’ seems quite normal, but the translated name ’Family Guy’ indicates this place is a hell akin to ’Warhammer 40K’...

"Stick your neck out, it’ll be cut; retract it, it’ll still be cut. Let’s do it."

Clutching the edge of the cloud, Sunset Melting Gold bit his lip and turned to Carlos, "You’re sure the golden coin is inside the Griffin’s house, right?"

"I’m sure."

Carlos nodded, "The Prophecy shows the golden coin is located on the second floor of the house, in the room of the Griffin family’s youngest child Stewie Griffin.

It’s early afternoon on the weekend, the head of the family Pete Griffin is out drinking with friends,

leaving only the wife, three kids, and a dog at home.

After repeated simulations, sending just one person down has the highest survival probability. And it’s best not to use too much Extraordinary Power. Otherwise, uncontrollable danger may arise."

"Because of the dumpling, right."

Sunset Melting Gold ran his hands through his hair in exasperation, Stewie has a dumpling-shaped oblong head, thus nicknamed Dumpling, or God of Dumplings.

He is the youngest child in the family, set as one year old in the animation, though born in the United States, he often likes to act pretentiously, speaking fluent in a British accent,

possessing extraordinarily high intelligence, and action capability beyond limits, he invented a Time Machine, Soul Exchanger, Cloning Machine, Shrinking Machine, and a series of surreal sci-fi gadgets,

initially characterized as quite evil, once intending to kill his mother personally, then dominate the world, but as time progresses these traits were gradually softened by the writers, his personality becoming more outgoing and lively.

"Yes."

Carlos nodded, "Dumpling can be considered a conceptual deity to some extent, his technological creations are ferocious, the laser gun is comparable to a heavy particle radiation emission device,

I’m not surprised if it kills a Level 35 instantly. He can even travel back in time using the Time Machine, altering world lines, and correcting history.

Therefore, it has to be approached intelligently, not recklessly.

Fortunately, he is currently napping with his teddy bear, sending you down to communicate with the remaining Family members using a dating sim strategy is the Prophecy’s option with the highest survival probability."

"I have a feeling you’re pitting me."

Sunset Melting Gold muttered, unwillingly releasing a green data stream, and started putting on makeup.

’Family Guy,’ as a long-running comedy animation, loves to revolve around stereotypes, playing various hell jokes.

Apart from the most common stereotypes of Americans being obese, lazy, fond of guns, ignorant, arrogant,

there are stereotypical jokes like Jews finding out there’s no reward for blood donation, then using sheer willpower to suck the donated blood back along their arm veins;

Indians can play the flute and summon tapeworms from the anus like snake charming;

British people with rotten teeth, Italian mafia running rampant, Asian familial trauma, all are included, leaving nothing lacking, covering everything,

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