Chapter 1139 - Damn Mudfish
Chapter 1139 of "Super Soldier in the City" opens with: Chapter 1139: Chapter 1185 Damn MudfishLi Yifei awkwardly coughed and said, "Ahem, itâs good that... Find out what happens!
Chapter 1139: Chapter 1185 Damn MudfishLi Yifei awkwardly coughed and said, "Ahem, itâs good that you guys are here, hurry up and check on Xiaofei, she said a loach slipped in there and then she fainted, I donât know if itâs true."
Lin Qiong said irritably, "Thatâs such a lame excuse; we didnât oppose you and Xiaofei being together, but in broad daylight, and with people coming and going in the garden, if the servants see, wonât it embarrass you as clan chief?"
Li Yifei hurriedly said, "Itâs true, help quickly, itâs not a joke when that thing gets inside."
He Fangqing, seeing Li Yifeiâs urgency, quickly squatted down and said, "No way?"
"Itâs true, we were catching fish here and Xiaofei fell, then a loach crawled up her pants leg. At first, I thought it was a joke, but then the loach crawled further in, and when I took off her pants, one came running out, not sure if thereâs still another one inside."
Lin Qiong snapped, "Then hurry up and check, why all this useless chatter?"
Li Yifeiâs face darkened and he stopped bickering with Lin Qiong, and hurriedly went to check again while He Fangqing turned on the flashlight function on her phone.
He Fangqing looked carefully and said, "Should be none left, if there was, weâd see it by now."
Li Yifei sighed in relief, sat up, and said, "To encounter such an incident is truly bizarre."
Lin Qiong rolled her eyes at Li Yifei and said, "I think itâs all your doing."
Li Yifei grinned and said, "Next time Iâll do it deliberately with you."
"Disgusting! If you harbor such evil thoughts, I wonât ever come to your bed again," Lin Qiong glared furiously at Li Yifei.
Li Yifei smirked again, and after He Fangqing pulled Xiaofeiâs pants back up, he pinched Xiaofeiâs philtrum and she soon woke up, then immediately screamed, "It got in, it got in, help." SŃarch* The NĂ´velĆire.net website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.
Li Yifei gently patted Xiaofeiâs cheek and said, "Itâs okay, nothing got in, itâs out already."
"It got in, it definitely did, I felt it," Xiaofei totally disbelieved and was still trembling.
Li Yifei said, "It really came out."
"Out? Did you catch it?" Xiaofei immediately stared wide-eyed at Li Yifei.
"It didnât even get in at all; it fell out as soon as I took off your pants."
"No no, there was another one, itâs definitely inside, itâs over, Iâm going to die, Iâm really going to die!"
Seeing Xiaofeiâs panicky demeanor, even Li Yifei, He Fangqing, and Lin Qiong started having doubts; could there still be another one?
"Ah, itâs still moving, it burrowed into my belly, and then into my heart, Iâm going to die!"
Hearing Xiaofei say this, Li Yifei and the others were actually reassured, realizing it was just Xiaofeiâs panicked psychological reaction, and direct persuasion wouldnât be effective, Li Yifei could only say, "Yes, it was me who took it out earlier, I checked inside thoroughly, nothing left."
"Really?" Xiaofei immediately grabbed Li Yifeiâs arm and stared at him with wide eyes.
"Yes, could Brother Li deceive you?"
Xiaofei had always trusted Li Yifei deeply, and hearing him say this, she finally believed somewhat and touched her belly, saying, "Seems like itâs really gone."
"Yes, donât be scared now."
"Phew... I was really scared to death just now, damn loach, dead loach, it actually crawled towards there, Sister Fangqing, Sister Qiong, you have no idea, it was really terrifying, youâd be scared too if you faced the same stuff."
Lin Qiong and He Fangqing both darkened their faces and said in unison, "We definitely donât want to encounter that."
But then, Xiaofei suddenly pulled her pants down again, so abruptly that Li Yifei couldnât look away in time and saw what he shouldnât have, quickly turning his head, saying, "What are you doing now."
"I still feel a bit uncomfortable, just checking, okay, really none left," Xiaofei quickly pulled her pants up again and stood up.
He Fangqing and Lin Qiong were both amused and exasperated, He Fangqing said, "Xiaofei, really, when youâre in front of Brother Li, youâre utterly uninhibited, not even shy when naked."
"Ah?" Xiaofei froze, then suddenly pushed Lin Qiong away and sprinted off, vanishing in the blink of an eye.
"Hubby, congratulations," Lin Qiong said with a full smile but pinched Li Yifeiâs waist hard.
Li Yifei chuckled dryly and said, "It was an accident, you all saw it, I truly didnât mean to take advantage of Xiaofei."
He Fangqing chuckled lightly and said, "Youâve already taken quite a bit of advantage, and besides, Xiaofei will eventually be yours anyway. But this girl is quite interesting."
Lin Qiong huffed and said, "If Xiaofei is smart, she should leave sooner rather than later, otherwise she will eventually fall into his clutches."
An extra dish was added to the dinner menu, which was the small fish and shrimp caught by Li Yifei and Meng Xiaofei.
"The flavor is really good today, very fresh," Xu Yingying commented as she ate some shrimp and immediately praised them.
Ning Xinâer said, "Yes, these little fish are also good. The chefs should make more of this kind of dish instead of always cooking yellow croaker and mandarin fish that weâve grown a bit tired of."
He Fangqing chuckled again and said, "Of course itâs delicious. These were caught by our husband and Xiaofei in the little stream in the yard."
Everyone became very interested when they heard that, and started asking all about it. Meng Xiaofei, who had been eating with her head down, perked up seeing everyoneâs interest and excitedly began to recount the story of catching fish and shrimp.
Although Meng Xiaofei wasnât the best at expressing herself, since it had just happened and she was quite proud of it, she described the story vividly which everyone found amusing. They all talked about going to catch them next week, which made Meng Xiaofei even more proud, saying, "No problem, Iâm an expert at this, Iâll make sure you guys have a blast."
"By the way, are there any loaches in our little stream? I love eating loach," Xiao Lingâer suddenly asked.
Meng Xiaofeiâs face instantly changed color and she quickly said, "No... absolutely not!" Her eyes then darted towards Li Yifei, her cheeks turning crimson in an instant.
"Sister Xiaofei, whatâs wrong?" Su Yiyi asked, puzzled.
"Itâs nothing... Iâm done eating, you guys eat, Iâm going out to play." After saying that, Meng Xiaofei dropped her rice bowl and ran out, almost knocking over her chair.
"Whatâs with Xiaofei?" Everyone turned their gaze towards Li Yifei.
Li Yifei cleared his throat and rubbed his nose without saying a word, but He Fangqing laughed and retold the loach incident, causing everyone to burst into laughter as the story was truly bizarre.
But thinking about it, if this had happened to oneself, anyone would probably react like Meng Xiaofei did.
Of course, the most fun part was teasing Li Yifei about how he tried to catch the loach for Meng Xiaofei. Everyone chimed in with their comments, making Li Yifei feel very awkward. Eventually, he just thickened his skin and joked along with everyone, not feeling too defensive.
"Speaking seriously though, husband, what do you plan to do about Xiaofei? Are you going to take care of things soon?" Su Mengxin, touching her belly because of the child inside, couldnât laugh out loud and thus shifted the conversation.
Everyone immediately turned their gaze towards Li Yifei.
Li Yifei coughed and said, "That depends on Xiaofei. I think things are fine as they are now, sheâs quite comfortable. Why ruin the situation we have?"
Ning Xinâer then said, "A womanâs prime years are limited. In a few years, after sheâs thirty, sheâll be past her prime. Do you really want Xiaofei to waste her best years?"
Although Ning Xinâer wasnât much older than the others, she had the most pain in her relationship with Li Yifei. So anytime similar situations arose, she always hoped for a quick resolution rather than dragging things out.
Michelle chimed in, "Exactly, better to cut through the chaos quickly. Youâve kept me in suspense for nearly two years, do you want Xiaofei to be in suspense that long too?"
Li Yifei shook his head and said, "You and Xiaofei are different. You want to be with me, while Xiaofei enjoys living her life freely, without constraints. If I force her, it would only make her unhappy later. Letâs just wait until sheâs had enough fun."
Xu Yingying nodded in agreement, "Husband is right. Itâs better to respect Xiaofeiâs wishes. And she is here with us every day, we see her all the time. Let things take their natural course; being together or not is just a matter of whether we share a bed or not, there is no need to stress over it."
Xiao Lingâer giggled, "Actually, the difference isnât so big. Like today, the things our husband did, the boundaries have really stretched huh."
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Zheng Yuling smirked and said, "But to talk about todayâs incident, itâs actually quite fortunate. If a loach really got in there, our husband would have suffered a big loss."
Ye Yunzhu couldnât help but snort with laughter, "Exactly, having his wife compromised by a loach would be quite a tragic event."
Xiao Lingâer mischievously added, "A loach becoming the third party would definitely make a historically bizarre tale."
"Hehe, at that point, husband should have just taken action. That would have been playing a trio with the loach, haha..."
Chu Xiaoyao said this without any filter, but as everyone was used to such jokes from daily interactions, they didnât feel too awkward and continued laughing heartily.
Li Yifei rolled his eyes and said, "Xiaoyao, sounds like youâre quite interested. Later Iâll catch a loach, and we can give it a try tonight."
Chu Xiaoyao immediately stuck out her tongue, "Loaches are too scary. Canât we try something else?"
Everyone collapsed with laughter; Xiaoyao, despite being with Li Yifei for so long, still acted like a child, daring to say anything.