Chapter 933 - Sticking Out the Tongue Is a Good Habit
Chapter 933 of "Super Soldier in the City" unveils: Chapter 933: Chapter 974 Sticking Out the Tongue Is a Good Habit"Come on, Brother Li,... Continue the story!
Chapter 933: Chapter 974 Sticking Out the Tongue Is a Good Habit"Come on, Brother Li, itâs my turn to feed you, and you better not play any tricks, okay? I canât have any feelings, otherwise there goes my first kiss," Meng Xiaofei approached Li Yifei and said seriously.
Li Yifei hurriedly replied, "Alright, spare me."
Su Mengxin laughed and said, "Whatâs this, everyone has fed you, and you just accept it, but when itâs Xiaofeiâs turn, you wonât? Is this preferential treatment?"
Meng Xiaofei immediately made a pitiful face and said, "Iâm really so pitiful. Offer a kiss and nobody wants it. It seems Iâll never get married."
Su Mengxinâs words jolted Li Yifei awake. He had a reason not to accept Xu Shanshan because she was Xu Yingyingâs sister, but everyone else had agreed, and missing out Meng Xiaofei would look bad, easily tipping off Xu Yingying about the problem. So he could only laugh and say, "Iâm just afraid of taking responsibility."
Meng Xiaofei chuckled and said, "Donât worry, I wonât make you take responsibility, hee-hee. Besides, even if you wanted to take responsibility, I wouldnât agree to it."
Meng Xiaofei took a sip of the drink, moved close to Li Yifeiâs face, but upon looking at Li Yifei, she suddenly burst into laughter, spraying all the drink onto his face.
Everyone was stunned for a moment as no one had expected such an incident, then they all burst out laughing, including Xu Yingying.
Li Yifeiâs face darkened instantly; he grabbed a tissue to wipe it off and said, "Tell me, Xiaoyao, are you doing this on purpose?"
Meng Xiaofei stuck out her tongue and said, "No, no, it really wasnât intentional. But when Iâm so close to your face, thinking about feeding you mouth-to-mouth, I just want to laugh, and I couldnât hold it in any longer; it just sprayed out."
What could Li Yifei say at this point? He could only scowl at Meng Xiaofei and say, "Be serious."
"Okay, okay, Iâll be serious, Iâll be serious!" Although she said so, Meng Xiaofei still let out a chuckle, finally managing to stop laughing. She refilled her glass and said, "Iâll make up for it so itâs not said that I took advantage of you."
After taking another sip, Meng Xiaofei moved her face close to Li Yifei again, and when she got as close as before, a smile appeared on her face, but she immediately held it back with great effort, eyes bulging, then moved closer to Li Yifeiâs face.
Unfortunately, when she was still a dozen centimeters away from Li Yifeiâs face, Meng Xiaofei could not hold it in again and, once more, sprayed Li Yifeiâs face with drink.
"Hahaha... Sister Xiaofei, youâre absolutely killing me with laughter, are you giving the uncle a face wash with that drink?"
"Yeah, really, Xiaofei, what are you doing, your threshold for laughter is too low, isnât it?"
"Honey, is your face really that funny? I donât see it."
While laughing, everyone also made fun of Li Yifei in a hubbub, leaving him not knowing whether to laugh or cry, as he had been played by this mischievous girl today.
Meng Xiaofei took a couple of deep breaths and patted her chest, her bosom heaving tumultuously, a truly spectacular sight, before saying, "Alright, alright, my bad, Brother Li, donât be mad, okay? This time I promise, I absolutely promise I wonât laugh, nor will I spray your face again... pfft..."
Seeing Meng Xiaofei like this, it would be strange for Li Yifei to believe she wouldnât laugh again, and he hadnât guessed wrong. Although Meng Xiaofei progressed farther than the last two times, her face getting even closer to Li Yifeiâs, just as their noses were about to touch, her cheeks puffed out, clearly about to burst into laughter again.
How could Li Yifei let himself be at a disadvantage again? He quickly wrapped his arms around Meng Xiaofei and blocked her mouth with his, causing all the wine Meng Xiaofei was about to spit out laughingly to spray into his own mouth instead.
Meng Xiaofeiâs laughter suddenly peaked, but it was instantly replaced by surprise; she widened her eyes in shock at Li Yifei.
Li Yifei pushed Meng Xiaofei away and swallowed the wine, saying, "Sly girl, good thing I reacted quickly. Otherwise, you wouldâve sprayed your face again."
Meng Xiaofei rubbed her nose and touched her lips, saying, "That didnât feel like anything, huh. Turns out everything written in novels is misleading. Itâs no different from a handshake."
Physical touch inherently requires emotional engagement. Itâs like a couple married for many years; casual physical contact, no matter where, lacks any special sensation. Similarly, brushing lips wouldnât feel extraordinary, which is like how some Western countries greet each other with a kissâitâs a custom, not something that would stir feelings from a single peck.
For Meng Xiaofei, right now, it was just like that. She harbored no desire, no love for Li Yifei, only a sense of dependability and familiarity. Being with Li Yifei was fun and joyful, leading to such an outcome.
"Come on, letâs do it again." With the first attempt behind her, Meng Xiaofei finally didnât have such a low threshold for laughter this time. She moved to Li Yifeiâs mouth and slowly spilled the wine into his mouth, even squinting to savor the experience, leaving everyone somewhat speechless. Everyone else was Li Yifeiâs woman and didnât have the nerve to do this; was this girl really necessary?
Standing up, Meng Xiaofei frowned in confusion and said, "Still not feeling it? Hey, hey, Xiaoyao, Yiyi, what does it feel like to you guys? Youâre all scheming to kiss Brother Li, but I donât find it interesting at all?"
With Meng Xiaofeiâs words, everyoneâs hearts jumped into their throats as they rolled their eyes at her, all the while nervously stealing glances at Xu Yingying. Meng Xiaofei really had no filter; blurting out something like that could make Xu Yingying suspicious.
Xu Yingyingâs eyes narrowed as she scanned the group slowly and said leisurely, "Are you all... really harboring designs on my husband?"
Su Mengxin laughed and said, "Exactly, if it werenât for you making your move early, we would have snatched your husband away long ago. Havenât you seen us loitering around here, just waiting for you to let go so we can take him?"
Xu Yingying chuckled and replied, "Alright then, my lovely sisters, Iâm not that stingy. If you want to snatch him away, hurry up and make your move."
Su Linxin also smiled and said, "Sigh, how could we possibly dare to do that when youâre such a good sister to us?"
Ning Xinâer pouted and said, "Mengxin, does that mean I shouldnât have made my move?"
Su Mengxin immediately responded, "Thatâs different, you made your move early on, even having a daughter now. Itâs not about snatching; no one can blame you for that. If we made a move, that would be betraying Yingying."
Then Mengxin coughed lightly and added, "You know, Xiaofei, weâre just looking to have fun here. By saying that, itâs as if youâre insinuating we have ulterior motives, arenât you stirring up trouble between us and Yingying?"
By now, Meng Xiaofei realized she had misspoken, stuck out her tongue, and said playfully, "I was just joking, I donât have those kinds of thoughts."
Chu Xiaoyao glared at her and said, "Youâre always sticking out your tongue, arenât you? Next time when youâre feeding Uncle a drink, just stick your tongue out, and youâll know what it tastes like."
Su Mengxin laughed as well, "Right, thatâs a great suggestion. This girl, Xiaofei, is so used to sticking out her tongue, sheâd be perfect for the job."
Ning Xinâer smiled mischievously and remarked, "Exactly, nobody beats Meng Xiaofei at that. It comes naturally to her, truly unparalleled in skill."
Everyone was a bit annoyed with Meng Xiaofei for speaking out of turn, so at this point, they were deliberately teasing her.
Knowing they were teasing her and feeling guilty, Meng Xiaofei stuck out her tongue again and said, "Really? You guys arenât tricking me, are you?" As she spoke, she took another sip of her drink, grabbed Li Yifeiâs head, and went straight for a mouth-to-mouth feed.
With their mouths pressed together, it was impossible to see if Meng Xiaofei actually extended her tongue, but the movements of her lips, coupled with the sudden change in Li Yifeiâs expression, did make it seem like she did.
Everyone was taken aback, wondering whether Meng Xiaofei had had too much to drink that day. She blatantly did such a thing before Xu Yingyingâs eyes, and although her relationship with Li Yifei was usually very innocent, it was unbelievable that she would do such a thingâhad it been someone else, it might have been plausible, but her doing it was beyond belief.
Meng Xiaofei quickly stood up, then grinned and stuck out her tongue, wiped it with her hand, and with a pained expression, said, "Didnât feel much there either. Aiya, thereâs Brother Liâs saliva too, so gross."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter. Now, everyone could see that Meng Xiaofei wasnât pretending, and Li Yifeiâs flustered facial expression was even more amusing. For Li Yifei, this was undoubtedly a brutal blow.
"Hubby, how was it?" Xu Yingying leaned toward Li Yifei and asked with a smile.
Li Yifei forced a laugh and said, "Iâm really nervous here."
Xu Yingyingâs smile deepened as she replied, "I didnât see any nervousness. All I saw was you enjoying it."
"Wife, you canât do this to me. You were the one who agreed to it; otherwise, I would never have dared."
"Youâre looking so scared. Arenât you enjoying your birthday today? Letâs all have a good time, come on, letâs drink some more." Saying this, Xu Yingying even raised her glass, once again proposing they continue drinking.
The atmosphere became even better afterward, and before they knew it, everyone started to get really drunk, their eyes becoming hazy as they looked at Li Yifei with affection. Alcohol could muddle senses, and it also emboldened them. At this point, Li Yifei couldnât tell whose hands or feet were resting on him.
Today, Li Yifei had drunk a lot, and he was genuinely inebriated. There was no need for him to stay sober in front of his own woman, especially with so many beloved women celebrating his birthday. Even if he hadnât drunk that much, the effect was the sameâhe was woozy. Looking around at the women near him, he felt like something was going to happen tonight.
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