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Chapter 4 of "Dirty Secrets" introduces: âHave you read all of these?â She runs a finger down the shelf, reciting the... Read on to discover!
âHave you read all of these?â She runs a finger down the shelf, reciting the titles as she goes. âThe Great Gatsby,A Moveable Feast,How to Win Friends and Influence People. Thatâs some pretty heavy stuff.â
Thatâs right, part of me wants to scream.Brains and brawn, baby. The perfect package.
But the other partâthe smart partâsays itâs time to stop screwing around and get down to business. The business being growing a pair and telling Brie she has to go.
âWhy me?â I ask. âYouâve never lacked for friends. You must have someone else you can crash with.â
âAll my friends are struggling actors, like me. Which means theyâve already got a roommate or two. Or if not, their apartments are the size of postage stamps, and Iâd be sleeping on an uncomfortable pull-out couch.â Her gaze flits around my cavernous condo. âSeems kind of silly when youâve gotâwhat, two extra bedrooms?â
âThree,â I mumble. Seems excessive, I know. I bought this place with the idea of settling down some day. Wife. Two point five kids. A couple of catsâI donât care what anyone says, theyâre way less maintenance than dogs. The whole deal, save the picket fence. I know some people think bringing up kids in the Big Apple is a recipe for disaster. But I canât think of any better place than Manhattan to raise a family. Great schools. Plenty of parks to run and play. Top-notch entertainment and a wide variety of cultural activities.
Iâve already got the catsâMirri and Ajani, after characters in the role-playing game Jake and I were obsessed with as kids. Two of the laziest felines on the planet, but theyâre good company most of the time.
And I thought Iâd found the first part of the equationâa wifeâin Giselle. We dated for almost two years before she moved in with me. That lasted all of two months. Turns out no matter how long youâve been in a relationship with someone, it doesnât always prepare you to share living space with them.
Even if that living space has three spare bedrooms and just as many baths.
Brieâs talking again, and I realize that thanks to my mental sojourn, I have no idea what sheâs saying. From the death glare she gives me, I can tell she realizes it, too. I swear, this girl could wilt a cactus with that look.
âYou havenât heard one word Iâve said, have you?â
I flop down onto the couch, prop my feet up on the coffee tableâsomething I never doâand grab my phone from the cushion next to me and start scrolling, feigning indifference to her. âI assume you were doing your best to convince me to let you stay. Which isnât happening.â
She shoots me another death glare, and I can almost feel my balls shrinking. âYouâre seriously going to toss me out on the street?â
I shrug and keep scrolling. âYou can always go back to your brother.â
âThatâs a big hell to the no.â She shudders and sits sideways in one of my overstuffed chairs, her long legs, in skin tight jeans, dangling seductively over the arm. She hesitates a moment, running a hand through her dark curls, and when she starts speaking again, her tone is different. Desperate. âPlease, Connor. Youâre my only hope. Donât make me go back there.â
âPoints for theStar Warsreference. But it canât be that bad at Jakeâs.â
âItâs worse. Youâve been around them. You know what theyâre like. All sickly sweet. And all over each other. Itâs nausea inducing. Now imagine that 24/7. And when I say 24/7, Iâm talking day and night. Emphasis on the night, if you know what I mean.â
I do. And okay, sheâs got a point. Jake and Ainsley are pretty sickening sometimes. Make that most of the time. I sympathize with her situation. But that doesnât change the fact that she canât stay here. Not if I want to keep my hands off her. And my friendship with Jake.
âI promise, youâll barely know Iâm here.â Sheâs flat out begging now, her hands pressed together like sheâs praying. âI start shooting a new Netflix series next week. My scheduleâs going to be crazy. Iâll basically be using this place as a crash pad to shower and sleep.â
Great. Now Iâm picturing her in the shower. And damn, itâs a pretty picture. Sheâs naked, naturally, eyes closed, her head thrown back as the water cascades over her perfect breasts and down toâ
Nope. Not going there. I will myself to focus on something else. Like her Netflix deal. Thatâs safe territory.
âJake told me you booked a series. Based on the Mortal Misfits comics, right? Thatâs huge. Congrats.â
âItâs a recurring role with the potential to become a series regular in season two if we get picked up,â she says, excitement lightening her hazel eyes from reddish brown to golden amber. âSo itâs important that I be at the top of my game. Which I wonât be if my brother and his fiancĂŠe are keeping me up all night. Or if Iâm sleeping one someoneâs sofa.â
She swings her legs over the arm of the chair and sits up, fixing those amber eyes on me. âPlease, Connor. This job could be my big break. And itâs only until I find a place of my own. Or a half-way acceptable roommate.â
Shit.How am I supposed to say no to that? This is her career sheâs talking about. The one sheâs wanted since she was Little Red Riding Hood in the third grade class play. Iâd have to be a first-rate asshole to let her walk out that door and risk messing that up.
And Iâm not. So I guess Iâm going to have a new roomie for a few weeks.
But she doesnât know that yet. She takes my silence for indecision and launches back into her pitch, ticking off the reasons I should say yes to her proposal on her fingers as she goes. âNot only will I hardly be here, when I am Iâll be quiet as those Blue Man Group guys. I donât mind cleaning, and Iâm a pretty decent cook. I promise not to cramp your style if you want to, uh, entertain at night, if you get my drift. And itâs not like I expect to stay here for free. Iâll pay youââ
I toss my phone back on the cushion next to me and stand. I doubt Iâll be having any nighttime visitors anytime in the near future. Especially not ones of the female persuasion. Not when the female I really wantâbut absolutely cannot haveâin my bed is sleeping just down the hall.
Besides, Giselleâs barely moved out. In fact, she texted me this morning about picking up some stuff she left behind. Seeing her name on the screen left me feeling a little raw. The last thing I need is to get involved with someone else right now. âWe can work out the details later.â
A broad smile breaks across her face and she jumps up from her chair. I try not to notice the way the sudden movement makes her breasts jiggle in her tight T-shirt. Is she even wearing a bra? âDoes that mean I can stay?â