Chapter 957 - Stunning Beauty

"Let me tell you, the reason I became Shen Ruoqiu’s bodyguard is because I’m just too handsome. You know, Shen Ruoqiu has very high standards for bodyguards. They not only have to be handsome and taller than 1.8 meters, but also refined and courteous. Where can you find someone with such conditions, right? Such a person is practically loved by everyone, adored even by cars and flowers bloom at the sight. That’s why I became the bodyguard."

Su Xuan rambled on, while Yang Zhixin was at a loss for words, rolling her eyes at Su Xuan, thinking to herself, can you be any more shameless? I’ve never seen someone brag like this without blushing or feeling guilty.

"Hey, Director Yang, you know, being handsome is quite troublesome. Even the basketball tries to dodge and hit me. I was once so handsome that it led to death!"

Su Xuan said with a deep expression, as if feeling genuinely guilty.

"Death, what happened?" Yang Zhixin asked, curious, while internally at a loss for words at this creature’s nonsense. Just a moment ago, she was worried he’d get bullied; but now, it seemed if he doesn’t bully others, it’s a blessing.

"Hey, once I was playing in the wild, and because it was too hot, I went to a river to wash my face. As a result, the fish saw my face, shining with handsomeness, sank directly, and drowned. An eagle in the sky was so attracted by my good looks that it forgot to flap its wings and fell, crashing to its death. What a sin, what a sin. Later, I went to Wutai Mountain to seek guidance from a high monk, who, upon seeing me, hugged a tree and started banging his head against it. I asked why he was doing that, and the master cried, and said, ’When I see your handsome face, I can’t believe I’m seeing a human. I feel like I’m dreaming, so I need to bang my head once.’

Yang Zhixin truly had no words. This creature was not just strong, his shamelessness reached a new height. Oh my god, "sink fish and drop birds" is used to describe beautiful women, isn’t it? How can this guy be so shameless?

"Alright, Su Xuan, your handsomeness indeed has a kill force. No wonder the basketball avoided you, your killing aura is too strong. I think the Sunan Four Dragons aren’t your match, Su Xuan. I’m going back to the office now!"

Yang Zhixin felt that if she said a few more words with this creature, she might cough up blood. Oh my god, his shamelessness had reached an apex.

Yang Zhixin fled in disarray, and Su Xuan almost couldn’t help laughing. Actually, he just loved to joke around like that. Life, if you don’t mess around or crack jokes, how would you live? In life, happiness is most important.

"Sunan Four Dragons, it seems like this school is really interesting. There are even Four Dragons. It seems that in the future, having these people as company means it won’t be lonely."

Su Xuan murmured to himself. After wandering around outside for a while, he returned to the classroom. Upon entering, he immediately noticed many people giving him strange looks, especially Shen Ruoqiu, who seemed to be fuming and eager to pummel him. This left Su Xuan quite speechless, wondering what was going on as he hadn’t done anything.

"Classmate, you, you just punched and exploded the Four Dragons’ basketball. How did you do it?"

Wang Xiaopang looked at Su Xuan as if he were a god, treating him almost like an idol.

"Uh. How did you all know?" Su Xuan was speechless, thinking to himself how fast the news spread. I just came back, and there weren’t any classmates around earlier.

"It’s on the school’s forum website. Wow, bro, that punch was amazing!"

Wang Xiaopang said, showing his phone, and only then did Su Xuan realize that someone had captured the moment he punched and exploded the basketball. It did look kind of cool.

"Uh, keep it low key, Xiaopang. Let me tell you, I’ve practiced!"

Su Xuan smirked, thinking about which unscrupulous person had taken the picture. They should’ve at least made it high resolution. My skin looks worse in it. But to be honest, Su Xuan thought this truly is the information age, as the speed at which news spreads is unimaginable.

Su Xuan’s feat of exploding the basketball was all the rage at Sunnan University within a short time. Many curious bystanders came to see Su Xuan, the unlucky fellow who, having offended the Sunan Four Dragons, was presumed to have a nightmare future at Sunnan School.

Finally, it was time for school to end. Su Xuan stretched lazily, thinking that studying was such a damn exhausting business, so damn boring. He slung his backpack over his shoulder and was about to leave with Shen Ruobing when Zhong Pingliang called out at the door.

"Su Xuan, if you’re a man, come to the rooftop. If you’re a coward, you can leave. I promise not to hit you!"

Zhong Pingliang, this fellow, wanted to show off a bit, having cleaned up quite a few people on the rooftop before.

"Don’t go!"

Just when Su Xuan was about to head up, Shen Ruoqiu passed by him, murmuring. Thinking to herself, this guy, on the first day at school, already stirred up so much trouble. He’s not here to protect me; he’s here to make trouble. Aren’t bodyguards supposed to be silent? This boy doesn’t seem like a professional bodyguard.

"Uh, Zhong Pingliang, the lady doesn’t want me to go. Sorry, though I don’t pay attention to your mediocre Kung Fu, the lady’s words are still nice to hear."

Su Xuan said directly, and Shen Ruoqiu’s face instantly flushed, cursing inwardly, this guy must be doing it on purpose. Everyone’s eyes fell on Shen Ruoqiu, who stomped her foot, saying.

"Go if you want to, it’s best if you get beaten up!" The girl was rather flustered and exasperated; but once the words were out, everyone gasped, thinking oh my god, is this guy too charming. He actually got our class’s and school’s beauty to care about whether Su Xuan would go to the rooftop. Heaven and earth, this school beauty is famously unattainable, yet she doesn’t want Su Xuan to go to the rooftop.

After finishing her words, Shen Ruoqiu seemed to realize something was off, her face grew even redder, she stomped her foot again, not knowing what to say, and quickly pulled Shu Xin with her as they left.

"Su Xuan, I want to challenge you."

At this moment, Zhong Pingliang was about to go crazy, what the hell is happening here?