Chapter 1009 - It’s Not Easy Being a Man

Su Xuan spoke with such genuine emotion, especially when he touched on the sad parts; his slightly choked tone was truly a killer. Li Qingxue, standing behind him, almost wanted to knock herself out, thinking, "Could you be any more imposing? Honestly, I’m not even familiar with you."To be honest, Li Qingxue really felt that she had met a legendary master this time. This guy was truly a master, someone who does things without restraint—how could a person be so shameless?

"Brother, are you really in such difficult times?"

The beggar looked at Su Xuan with a slightly sympathetic look and said.

"Yeah, that’s right, brother. Look at me, dressed in ’human-dog-like’ style, supposedly a young professional, but I’m constantly abused by my boss. Is it easy? Working my tail off day in and day out for about a hundred yuan, and when my monthly salary comes in, it’s already gone before I even plan how to use it. Look, I just got paid, and my wife says she wants to go eat at KFC, but I’ve never even had KFC. I hear their chicken is quite expensive."

Su Xuan spoke with such emotion that tears almost flowed, a deeply touching sentiment, while Li Qingxue beside him really wished she could knock herself out, thinking, "Could you exaggerate a bit more? How could you be so shameless? Do your parents know you’re talking like this?"

"Ah, brother, I understand your suffering. Back in the day, I was a top student, thinking just like you, determined to work hard and make a career, but I hit a wall everywhere. One time, I was utterly broke, sitting by the roadside, pondering my life’s direction. Maybe I was too tired, or hadn’t bathed in days, I ended up looking like ’Sharp Brother’, and when I woke up, guess what happened?"

"Must have been a pile of money in front of you!"

Su Xuan said weakly. After he spoke, the beggar nodded and said.

"That’s right, it was a pile of money. Just coins alone, I didn’t know how many, a lot of five and ten yuan notes. At that moment, I realized life’s path was right under my feet. Since then, I became a proud beggar. Three months later, I bought a house and a luxury car. To tell you secretly, I even have two wives now, really gorgeous."

"Uh..."

At this moment, Li Qingxue standing behind Su Xuan was speechless, thinking how did this guy do it? How could he be so amazing to make a professional beggar pour out his heart like this.

"Brother, I’m really envious of you. Look at my wife, though she’s decent-looking, I always feel she’ll become someone else’s wife someday. Even now, she won’t hold my hand when we’re out. Isn’t that sad? Sometimes I don’t even know what the point is of being alive. Brother, you know, in my saddest moments, I smoke three packs of cigarettes in a night. All the bitterness in a man’s heart, only you can understand me. We live in such an awkward era, talking about death is too early, talking about experience feels immature, it’s really awkward."

"I understand, I understand. Brother, the path you walked, I walked too back in the day. Slow journeys in life, who can avoid missteps? Brother, let me tell you, life’s nothing much. If you have money, even if you’re ugly, a bunch of beauties will swarm. If you’re broke, even if you’re handsome, it’s useless. Brother, we’re so in tune, follow me in the future, I’ll show you how to make some money."

Don’t mention it, Su Xuan’s knack for fooling people is truly top-notch, leaving everyone speechless. This professional beggar is even ready to take him along to earn money. Estimating that such fooling skill only Su Xuan can reach.

"Is this real? Oh my, as the saying goes, ’rely on friends when going out’; it’s indeed true. Brother, you’re truly my benefactor!"

Su Xuan acted genuinely, leaving Li Qingxue over there wondering if this kid was serious.

"Don’t be polite, we click well. Brother, when men go out, they can’t be without money. Here, I’m giving you a thousand cash, it wasn’t much this morning, don’t mind it being little, take your girlfriend out for a stroll. Don’t blame women for being too materialistic, blame society for being too real. When you’re not making money, we’re sons; when you make money someday, we’ll be grandpas, then you can change girlfriends as you wish, right?"

The beggar spoke tirelessly and handed a thousand yuan to Su Xuan. Su Xuan pretended to be reluctant, but the beggar said.

"Take it. If you don’t, it’s disrespectful to me, take it quickly!"

"Uh, brother, that’s really embarrassing. Don’t worry, I’ll definitely repay you in the future!"

Su Xuan acted heroically, looking at this dramatic scene, Li Qingxue was about to be drunk, thinking how did this guy do it? Isn’t this a bit unscientific? Is this not real?

After Su Xuan and Chen Qingxue left and were halfway down the road, Su Xuan took out a thousand yuan, grinning mischievously, and said.

"Didn’t expect it, earning a thousand yuan so easily. You know, these seemingly weak ones, how do they all make money so easily? Earning over a thousand in pure profit in a morning, and he calls it a small earn. Us doing honest work, if we can make three hundred a day, that’s considered quite capable."

Su Xuan said somewhat helplessly, just saying society has become a bit extravagant. Initially, beggars as a weak group were just meant to survive for a meal, but now it’s no longer about eating, they’ve become a profession. Can only say society changes too fast, fast enough to make the world feel quite mad.

"How, how did you manage to do that? Professional beggars rarely talk about these things openly, and he even gave you money!"

Li Qingxue said with a face full of amazement. Honestly, till now, he didn’t quite understand how this whole thing happened. He couldn’t comprehend how Su Xuan did it, that he could be so skilled to directly fool a professional beggar.

Actually, Li Qingxue once reported on this. She wanted to expose those notorious beggars and fraudsters, but despite putting in a lot of effort she couldn’t make a beggar confess they were cheating.