Chapter 1027: 1013: Eating Barbecue

Chapter 1027: Chapter 1013: Eating Barbecue“The Civilian school beauty is the crush of countless boys. After all, you know neither of the two goddesses in our class is someone you can pursue, except for you. You managed to get the Death Sea Goddess so easily.” Wang Xiaopang looked at him like he was his idol.

Su Xuan pouted and said.

“Let’s go then, you owe me some food. As the matchmaker, I haven’t even gotten any celebratory sweets yet. It’s frustrating.”

With that, Su Xuan dragged Wang Xiaopang to grab some barbecue. Although eating it wasn’t great for the body, seemingly there wasn’t any harm in indulging a little, as the taste was quite good.

When Su Xuan left the school with Wang Xiaopang, he saw the street in front of the school filled with barbecue stands. Su Xuan thought that although these people seemed to be working hard, they were actually making decent money.

The nature of work in Huaxia has changed so much. Those that seem unprofitable are actually quite profitable, while the seemingly lucrative suit-and-tie jobs aren’t really making money at all.

“Boss, there, do you see that? That’s the Civilian school beauty’s mom. Let’s go eat barbecue there.”

Xiaopang pointed to a very secluded stand and said. Indeed, that stand was rather out of the way. Su Xuan knew those kinds of stands didn’t make much money. After all, people just wanted convenience and wouldn’t go that far for some barbecue.

“Hey there, handsome, want some barbecue? Ten yuan for two skewers, cheap and tasty. If it’s not good, you don’t have to pay!”

Several vendors were shouting but Su Xuan ignored them. In truth, if it weren’t for Wang Xiaopang wanting to treat him to barbecue, Su Xuan wasn’t keen on eating this stuff. Barbecue might taste good, but it’s not really hygienic. Nowadays in Huaxia, it was a mode of mutual harm, especially with food. You’d be amazed at what passes for food now.

Making meat stuffing out of cardboard, claiming it’s Scholar Panther; using dead rat meat for lamb skewers, claiming if it isn’t authentic you don’t have to pay; even seaweed made from plastic. You could only say Huaxia has produced many geniuses. Foreigners talk about Huaxia and food, thinking everyone there is a master chef. They say this because Huaxians seem to have an immunity to all poisons. Watermelons before sale would be injected with some potion, turning bright red overnight, and eggs can even be synthesized to cost less than a dime and still claim to be farm eggs.

Su Xuan sometimes believed humanity’s potential is limitless; their detoxifying ability is a bit too strong. Barbecue is essentially dirty food; just think about it—those oils they use are likely gutter oil, and the meat outside is probably often laid with fly eggs. It’s quite possible.

So Su Xuan generally avoids this stuff, but since Xiaopang was offering, he decided to go along with it.

When Su Xuan and Xiaopang arrived at the most cornered barbecue stand, it was practically deserted, just a few stragglers here and there. In this hot weather, Su Xuan felt these people had it tough. They barely earn much, perhaps just a few dozen yuan in a whole day.

When Su Xuan and Wang Xiaopang stopped at a barbecue stand, Su Xuan saw a woman, likely in her forties. Although time had left its mark on her face, one could easily tell she was quite attractive in her youth. Yet time shows no mercy, leaving traces on her face.

“Two handsome guys, what would you like to eat?”

The middle-aged woman looked at Su Xuan and Wang Xiaopang with an enthusiastic face. After all, getting some business wasn’t easy, and she was genuinely happy.

“Boss, what do you want to eat?” Wang Xiaopang asked Su Xuan seriously.

Su Xuan noticed how clean this stand was. The uncooked items were properly covered, and he could tell the oil was the standard kind. Su Xuan smiled faintly, thinking there are still a few with a conscience in the barbecue industry.

“I’ll take four of each, and a cup of cooling drink.”

Su Xuan smiled faintly. Actually, he wanted to support the woman’s business a bit—Su Xuan could tell the Civilian school beauty’s mother seemed to have a hard life, and since they met, he wanted to lend a hand. That’s Su Xuan’s nature, he may not be Timely Rain, but he’ll help where he can.

“Alright then, I’ll get the grill going for you two.”

The middle-aged woman said excitedly. The order of four portions each meant she could earn a good amount today, making the effort worthwhile. Su Xuan and Xiaopang found a place to sit, and Xiaopang asked curiously.

“Bro, haven’t we ordered too much? I’m worried I might not have enough money.”

Xiaopang wasn’t well-off, but Su Xuan gave him a look and said.

“Don’t worry, I’ll treat you. By the way, grab two take-out boxes, we’ll pack two portions to go later.” Su Xuan said softly.

“Uh, bro, who are we packing them for?” Xiaopang timidly asked.

“Are you dumb? Of course, it’s for your girl. You need to be generous when chasing after a girl, you know? Later, deliver this love bento, trust me, it’ll really help your romantic endeavors.”

Su Xuan said with a mischievous grin, Wang Xiaopang twitched and timidly said.

“Bro, aren’t your words a bit too wicked, but who’s the other portion for?”

“Obviously, for Xiong Lin. You have no sense at all.” Su Xuan said speechlessly. Su Xuan actually had no intention of pursuing Xiong Lin; it’s just that Xiong Lin and Xiong Yingjun were deskmates. If Xiaopang went to deliver a love bento and Xiong Yingjun didn’t have any, he’d naturally feel a bit disappointed. It’s human nature, and Su Xuan felt he should satisfy the little vanity of young girls.

“Oh right, my memory slipped. But bro, I think you don’t even need to send this stuff, your charm is so strong, Xiong Lin will definitely love you madly. You’re my idol, if I were a girl, I’d definitely marry you.”

“Get outta here, if you were a girl, I’d definitely not talk to you. You’re so chubby, I wouldn’t even be interested to look.”

Su Xuan said with a mischievous grin, and Wang Xiaopang felt wounded, timidly asking.

“Bro, you don’t seem like someone who’s that superficial. Do you really mind a girl’s appearance? I thought you’re not shallow.”