Chapter 975 - Impure Motives
Chapter 235 of "My Super Beautiful Lady Boss" starts revealing the story: "Bro, donât you think what you said is a bit too blunt? Wonât girls think... Donât miss it!
"Bro, donât you think what you said is a bit too blunt? Wonât girls think we have impure motives!"
"Oh please, are you planning to have a platonic relationship? I say, Xiaopang, youâre still a Child, arenât you!"
Su Xuan looked at Wang Xiaopang, whose face instantly turned red up to his neck. He felt awkward, thinking to himself, donât be so straightforward, itâs embarrassing.
"Okay, Xiaopang, donât worry. Isnât there a saying that goes, âIâm single and proud, saving the country on condoms!â"
Su Xuan said and as soon as he finished, Wang Xiaopang pitifully chuckled and said.
"Bro, but nowadays we have to buy our own condoms, does that mean I donât even get a chance to boost the countryâs GDP?"
Su Xuan was speechless, thinking that this statement is a killer, quite a blow.
"Ahem, so, Xiaopang, Iâve decided. Iâm going to help you get a girlfriend. The countryâs GDP needs your effort."
Su Xuan patted Wang Xiaopangâs shoulder, looking as if Xiaopangâs mission was very important and ambitious.
"Pft..."
At this moment, a few classmates sitting in front of Su Xuan burst into laughter. Oh my god, Su Xuan is such a talker, Xiaopang is probably going to undergo a total transformation.
"Bro, can I really do it?" Wang Xiaopang was still a bit insecure. Ever since kindergarten, no girls have liked him, making him feel as if he has no charisma.
"How could a man say he canât do it? Xiaopang, trust me, follow my theory, it canât be wrong. You must believe one thing: in this world, thereâs no fortress that canât be conquered. So, today, put it into practice, bravely take the first step, Xiaopang, start boosting the countryâs GDP from today!"
Su Xuan said with a smile.
"Alright, Boss, Iâll follow your lead. So, who should I try to conquer today? How about our class beauty, Shen Ruoqiu?"
Wang Xiaopang, after being fed a bunch of confidence by Su Xuan, was now filled with confidence, ready to bring glory to the nation.
"Ahem..."
Su Xuan coughed, thinking to himself, your target is a bit high, even I might not be able to conquer that ice beauty.
"Ahem, Xiaopang, um, maybe pick a simpler target first. Here, let me recommend someone for you, go after Xiong Yingjun!"
Su Xuan said softly.
"What, Bro, donât be playing with me. Sheâs known as the Dominatrix Second Sun Lady, can I possibly handle her?"
Wang Xiaopang shivered, thinking, youâre probably overestimating me.
"Uh, Xiaopang, Iâm telling you, you canât just look at things superficially. Tell me, is it difficult to pursue Xiong Lin?"
"Difficult, extremely difficult. Sheâs renowned as the Dead Sea Beauty, bro, you donât know, at our schoolâs list of top ten goddesses hardest to win over, Xiong Lin ranked second. So, youâre impressive."
Wang Xiaopang showed an expression of admiration.
"So, as you can see, my theory isnât wrong. Let me analyze for you why Iâm advising you to pursue Xiong Yingjun. Firstly, you have no competition. If you go after the ice queen, I bet her suitors can form an enhanced team, so many people pursuing her, the pressure of competition is huge, right!"
Su Xuan advised earnestly, while Wang Xiaopang nodded eagerly, then said.
"Youâve got a point, itâs really insightful, Bro, what you said is absolutely spot on."
"So, thatâs the advantage. Look, your bro studied finance, and the most important thing in finance is what? Investment. For instance, when we buy stocks, we donât go for those everyone else is buying, because they might be like dead ends. Instead, we choose the ones less favored. And because Xiong Yingjun is always titled as Dominatrix Second Sun Lady, guys are afraid to pursue her, so thereâs no pursuit around her, giving you a big opportunity!"
Su Xuan analyzed exhaustively, then continued.
"Secondly, let me analyze this, Xiong Yingjun studies law, while you, right, Fatty, whatâs your major?"
Su Xuan asked weakly, and Wang Xiaopang felt like banging his head against the wall, thinking, Bro, you arenât kidding me, right.
"Bro, I, I major in history."
"Oh wow, you see, this is absolutely a perfect match, Xiaopang, youâre simply naturally paired with Xiong Yingjun seamlessly."
Su Xuan clapped his hands excitedly.
Wang Xiaopang had black lines all over his face, thinking to himself, Bro, I knew youâd say that.
"How does this work, Bro, our majors seem totally in different channels."
Wang Xiaopang said weakly, while at this moment, the classmates sitting in front of Su Xuan couldnât help but listen with curiosity. This guyâs really interesting.
"Ahem, Xiaopang, let me explain, hereâs the thing. You see every dynasty in history has various laws, didnât our great Tang Xuanzong say an awesome line? It goes, using people as mirrors, you can know gains and losses, using history as mirrors, you can know the past and future. So, think about it, this is a common language."
Su Xuan hurriedly said.
"Um, Bro, you got it wrong, it wasnât Tang Xuanzong who said it, it was Tang Taizong, and he said, âusing copper as a mirror, one can straighten attire, using history as a mirror, one can know rise and fall, using people as mirrors, one can see gains and losses,â this comes from the Old Tang History..."
"Okay, okay, stop it, doesnât matter who said it, thatâs the gist. Iâm telling you, you being well-versed in history naturally gives you a keen insight into ancient legal cases, which is good. Hereâs a tip, use this to get close to Xiong Yingjun, talk about those ancient cases, and as you chat, wonât you eventually chat your way into bed?"
When Su Xuan said this, Wang Xiaopang choked and coughed, thinking, Bro, can you not be so invincible, isnât this a bit too wicked?
"Bro, isnât this too quick? What if others think my motives are impure?"
Wang Xiaopang asked weakly.
"Oh please, are your motives pure? Iâm telling you to play dirty, not to pretend to be virtuous. Pretending virtue, thatâs called hypocrisy. Xiaopang, are you still dreaming of a platonic relationship for years? Dream on, how many people actually have platonic relationships these days?"