Chapter 190 - Special Idea
Chapter 190 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" opens with: So, what if sheâs a bit flat-chested?What in the world are you constantly fantasizing about,... Find out what happens!
So, what if sheâs a bit flat-chested?
What in the world are you constantly fantasizing about, you big pervert?
Chen Yushan rolled her eyes at Ye Haochuan with a huff, âWhatâs it got to do with me?â
Arguing isnât scary, itâs the silent treatment that is!
Seeing that she was willing to engage with him, and her tone was less aggressive than before, Ye Haochuan relaxed a bit and chuckled, âHow can it not have something to do with you?
Didnât you hear my student call you âMasterâs wifeâ?â
It then dawned on Chen Yushan that the female reporter was referring to her as âMasterâs wifeâ.
Her face flushed with a burst of red, she said, âWhat nonsense is she spouting?
How am I her âMasterâs wifeâ?
If sheâs looking for a âMasterâs wifeâ, she should go find that Fox Enchantress Chairman.â
The Fox Enchantress Chairman?
Ye Haochuan was stunned for a moment before he realized what she meant, thinking, Wow, what did Xiao Haimei ever do to you to warrant such mockery as the âFox Enchantressâ?
However, though he felt somewhat indignant on Xiao Haimeiâs behalf, to be fair, with her charm that seemed to stem from deep within her bones, calling her the âFox Enchantressâ was actually quite fitting.
Clearing his throat, Ye Haochuan sighed and said, âYushan, that comment of yours is a bit heartless, donât you think?
As soon as I heard you were taken hostage by robbers, I rushed over here without a second thought to save you, and you canât even have a proper conversation with me?â
Hearing him say this, Chen Yushan softened a bit, giving him a resentful look, she bit her lip and said, âIâm going to ask you a question, and you have to answer honestly.â
Heh, thereâs a chance!
Ye Haochuan curled his lip, âDonât just talk about one question â ten, a hundred, as long as I know the answer, Iâll tell you everything.
Heh heh, ask Google for worldly matters, ask Baidu for lifeâs trivia, ask Tianya for bedroom insights, ask Mop for the lewdest secrets, and for lifeâs big questions, ask me!â
All this nonsense; and lifeâs big questions, ask you?
Who do you think you are, youâre so annoying!
Chen Yushan glared at him irritably and demanded, âTell me, what exactly is your relationship with that Fox Enchantress Chairman?â
âThe relationship between an employee and a boss,â Ye Haochuan honestly replied.
Of course, his relationship with Xiao Haimei was indeed that of an employee and a boss, he could honestly answer that.
âStop trying to fool me!
From my point of view, Iâm afraid itâs not just an employee-boss relationship, is it?â Chen Yushan snorted, her piercing eyes gleaming with sharpness.
âAh, Yushan, youâre really something, you even figured that out?â Ye Haochuan started shaking his head with feigned remorse, âAh, such a failure, Iâve really botched it.â
At this, tears suddenly welled up in Chen Yushanâs eyes, and through gritted teeth she said, âYouâŚ
you admit it?â
âAlright, since youâve seen through it, Iâll just tell you the truthâŚ
My relationship with Chairman Xiao is not just that of an employee and a boss, but also of a sister and a brother.â
âA sister and a brother?â
Chen Yushan was taken aback for a moment, she hadnât expected Ye Haochuan to describe their relationship as a brother-sister one.
âYes, a sister and a brother relationship!â
In fact, Ye Haochuan was being honest, as his interactions with Xiao Haimei had always been on the terms of brother-sister.
Chen Yushan felt a slight sense of relief and even a secret delight.
If that was the case, then the intimate manner she witnessed between him and the Fox Enchantress Chairman the previous night could be understood.
After all, a woman whoâd gone through the tragic ordeal of almost being violated was understandably in a low state, needing comfort.
Thus, her clinging closely to Ye Haochuan last nightâŚ
was normal.
She could relate to that point all too well, having just narrowly escaped the clutches of the one-eyed bandit herself.
However, there was always a bit of unease in her heart, so she asked again, âSo, are you guys blood siblings?â
âOf course not.â
Ye Haochuan promptly denied it, then went on to tell her about how, after breaking up with his ex-girlfriend, he was kindly taken in by Xiao Haimei.
âIn my heart, Sister Mei is my benefactor.
Without her goodwill back then, where would I be today?â
Ye Haochuan put on a virtuous front, but inwardly, he was smugly wanting to laugh.
So what if weâre âsiblingsâ?
I still took the prize!
Not just that, I even knocked her down!
Observing his solemn oath, Chen Yushanâs suspicions faded, and her mood improved a great deal.
Looking at him tenderly, she said, âThenâŚ
since youâre not actually siblings, do you haveâŚ
you know, special thoughts about her?â
Special thoughts?
Ye Haochuan couldnât help but want to laugh.
What special thoughts?
You suspect thereâs something fishy between Sister Mei and me, so just spit it out!
Oh no, yuck, what am I saying?
What a slip of the tongue!
âWell, as you know, Iâm a normal man, and Sister Mei is so stunningly beautiful, itâs impossible not to haveâŚ
some special thoughts,â he said.
âWhat?â Chen Yushanâs pretty face changed slightly.
Ye Haochuan ignored her reaction and quickly changed the subject, âBut so what if I have special thoughts?
Sheâs the precious daughter of a wealthy family, the esteemed Chairman of Haishan University, and what am I?
A mere school doctor.
Do you think itâs feasible?
Even if I had thoughts, they could only be about an ordinary beauty like you, so we would be a good match, right?â
As she heard him admit that his thoughts were only for her, Chen Yushanâs face flushed red, and her heart started pounding.
This jerk, always playing with words, talking about being a good match.
My foot, a good match!
But before she could relax a little, Ye Haochuan began to brag again, âHowever, Yushan, you also know that I have this tiny flawâmy charm is simply too overwhelming.
Any woman who sees me just canât help being attracted to me; I try to resist but to no avail!â
Upon hearing this, Chen Yushan really felt an urge to rip his mouth apart.
What overwhelming charm, clearly just an excuse for his philandering ways!
But on self-reflection, wasnât she deeply attracted to him too, feeling down and disinterested in food and drink since last night?
Yet deep down, she silently vowed, So what if youâre a gorgeous chairwoman?
Apart from my family background, in what way am I inferior to you?
Just wait and see; I wonât let you steal the man I have my eyes on, you Fox Enchantress!
âWhat?
You donât believe it?
Take my female disciple from earlier, for example.
She insisted on taking me as her master.
Sigh, Iâve tried so hard to contain my charm, but now it seems like a complete failureâŚâ
Seeing him sighing and lamenting, Chen Yushan couldnât hold back her laughter any longer and let out a giggle, her eyes teasing, âDo you have any shame at all?
Iâve never seen anyone boast about themselves like you do.â
With her finally showing a radiant smile, Ye Haochuan let out a sigh of relief.
Damn, being a man is freaking hard; without a few slick words, I really couldnât hold it together!
At that moment, Chen Yushan abruptly stopped laughing and said, âAlright, since youâve confessed so frankly, Iâll let you off the hook today.
Now come with me to my parentsâ house.
Theyâve specially prepared a lavish meal to celebrate for me.â
Ye Haochuan had already promised Chen Yushanâs mother, so without hesitation, he agreed.
The two then went downstairs, where they came across Luo Yong, who was dealing with the aftermath.
After Chen Yushan greeted him, she took Ye Haochuan to a police car assigned to her and drove home.
However, midway through the journey, the phone Ye Haochuan was using for navigation rang.
Chen Yushan glanced at the caller ID and couldnât help but snort softly, Another Fox Enchantress!