Chapter 205 - Damn I'm a Genius
Chapter 205 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" begins the action: Ye Haochuan took the lunchbox, lifted the lid, and found rice, along with three dishes:... Discover the next part!
Ye Haochuan took the lunchbox, lifted the lid, and found rice, along with three dishes: potato slices, celery with shredded pork, and scrambled eggs with tomatoesâall his favorites.
Moreover, it was apparent that these dishes hadnât been prepared by the cafeteria chef; they resembled Han Xueâerâs cooking.
âXueâer, I didnât see it coming.
You really know the way to a manâs heart is through his stomach,â he said with a laugh.
Ye Haochuan smiled.
Han Xueâer replied shyly, âIâm not reallyâŚâ
âSo young, and already so modest,â Ye Haochuan said as he gently patted her adorable little head.
âIt seems I made no mistake in marrying you as my daughter-in-law.â
Han Xueâer lowered her little head, looking infinitely joyful and adorable, but Ye Haochuan didnât see the mist of tears welling up in her eyes.
After confirming that she had already eaten, Ye Haochuan started eating.
He lowered his head, tasted a bite, and his eyes lit up with praise for the delicious flavor.
Then, in no time at all, he wolfed down the contents of the lunchbox until it was all gone.
âDelicious, truly damn delicious.
Xueâer, my daughter-in-law, Iâm leaving my stomach in your care from now on,â Ye Haochuan said, patting his belly, thoroughly contented.
Han Xueâer, with her head bowed, began to gather the dishes and was preparing to leave silently.
However, at that moment, Ye Haochuan noticed something amiss and spotted the tears in her eyes.
Suspicious, he asked, âXueâer, whatâs wrong?
Did someone bully you?â
Having been holding back her troubles, Han Xueâer could no longer contain herself.
She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes before looking up at him, choking up, âBrother Ye, I know Iâm just a humble nurse with no family background.
Donât give up on a girl whoâs more suitable for you just because my grandfather is matchmakingâŚâ
Seeing her tearful appearance, Ye Haochuan felt incredibly distressed.
Her words made it sound like he was some kind of a Chen Shimei.
âWait a minute, Xueâer.
You didnât get upset over something today, did you?â Ye Haochuan felt it was strange.
âCome on, tell your husband whatâs really going on.â
Then he pulled her into his arms and let her straddle him.
Such a positionâŚwas too embarrassing!
Even with her lack of experience, Han Xueâer knew that straddling him this way was somewhat indecent.
She struggled, trying to get down, but Ye Haochuan simply wouldnât let her and chuckled, âItâs okay, weâre practically engaged.â
âBut this is tooâŚâ
Feeling a certain part of him growing harder beneath her, Han Xueâer blushed fiercely.
She had never been this close to a man before!
âAlright, Xueâer, no more nonsense.
Quickly tell me whatâs the matter.
What âmore suitableâ girl?
Get it over with, and Iâll let you down,â Ye Haochuan said somewhat dominantly.
With no choice, Han Xueâer complied, âDoctor Kou.â
âDoctor Kou?â Ye Haochuan nearly laughed, thinking it was Xiao Haimei; he didnât expect it to be Doctor Kou.
âThis morning, I heard many people saying that you jumped off a cliff on Phoenix Mountain yesterday to save Doctor KouâŚâ said Han Xueâer, her eyes red.
So that was it.
But this news spread damn fast, didnât it?
Ye Haochuan laughed and said, âSo what if I did?
Should I not have saved her?
Should I abandon you, this little girl, just for her?
Let me tell you, you are the Ye Familyâs daughter-in-law.
Iâve even paid the bride price, and your family has agreed.
What, are you thinking of backing out now?â
âNo, itâs not that.â
Han Xueâer hung her head low, shaking it while feeling boundless joy inside.
No matter what, Brother Ye had finally acknowledged her.
âBut you and Doctor Kou always had a good relationship, so why not take a leaf out of Empress E and Lady Yingâs book?â Ye Haochuan laughed.
Empress E and Lady Ying?
Although Han Xueâer was just a young nurse, it did not mean she was uneducated.
How could she not know the story where Empress E and Lady Ying shared one husband?
So, when she heard this, she felt a rush of frustration and punched him lightly, saying, âYouâŚ
how can you say such a thing?â
âWhy canât I say such a thing?â Ye Haochuan chuckled, âThe palm and the back of the hand are all flesh.
If you both were with me, wouldnât that solve everything?â
Han Xueâer clearly couldnât accept his point of view and said, âBut thatâs illegal.â
âIllegal?â Ye Haochuan laughed, âThe law binds the common folk, not me.â
âWhat?â Han Xueâer was stunned.
Ye Haochuan knew this was the prime opportunity to explain, and if he missed it, once she calmed down, this charming little nurse would be like a cooked duck flying away.
Without any hesitation, he repeated his identity to Han Xueâer, just as he had explained it to Chen Yushanâs parents.
Han Xueâer was shocked for a while before she regained her senses.
âBrother Ye, isâŚ
is what you said true?â
âIf it was false, could Brother Ye have easily taken care of that ***?
And why else would your brother come to me to learn martial skills?â
Han Xueâer hesitated, clearly conflicted; the monogamous marriage mindset sheâd been taught from childhood was deeply rooted in her heart.
Ye Haochuan knew he had to keep trying, so he intensified his soft persuasion.
âActually, Xueâer, hubby really had no choice.
Do you think hubby is that desperate?
To tell you the truth, the qigong cultivation technique I practice is extremely masculine, and my energy is exceptionally fiery.
You study nursing; you should know about balancing Yin and Yang.
If there isnât a woman to regulate it, hubby will sooner or later perish from excessive internal heat.â
After finishing, Ye Haochuan really wanted to pat himself on the back.
Damn, Iâm such a genius to come up with an excuse like this, haha!
As expected, when Han Xueâer heard that he would perish from excessive internal heat, she became anxious, âBrother Ye, is that really true?â
âIf Brother Ye were lying, then Iâd be a little dog,â Ye Haochuan pledged sincerely.
So what if Iâm a little dog?
Once you sleep with me, young lady, youâll have been done by a dogâsee who loses out then?
Hehe!
He shamelessly thought to himself.
Han Xueâer, who was already naĂŻve and hopelessly in love with him, lost all her judgment upon hearing this and was utterly confused.
Ye Haochuan was an old hand at this; seeing her like this, he knew she was in a dilemma.
If he took advantage of the moment and conquered her, she would forever be undyingly loyal to him without any further doubt.
Got to win this girl over!
Ye Haochuan quickly made up his mind and cooed softly, âBaby, my dear beloved baby, could you really bear to leave hubby?â
Listening to his unbearable sweet nothings, Han Xueâer became intoxicated, her face blushing as she said, âBrother Ye, will youâŚ
will you be good to me for a lifetime?â
âYou are my heart, you are my liver, youâre three-quarters of my life; of course, I will be good to you foreverâŚâ
Ye Haochuanâs love words flowed easily, his naughty hand stealthily climbing higher, but just as he was about to consummate, there was a sudden knock on the office door.
Ye Haochuan looked impatiently with his perspective ability and almost went limp with fright.