Chapter 376 - Stop Kissing Up Speak Up!
Chapter 376 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" kicks off with thrilling moments: Seeing the constant laughter in the room, Ye Haochuan had no choice but to raise... Read more!
Seeing the constant laughter in the room, Ye Haochuan had no choice but to raise his hand again to calm everyone down.
The laughter gradually subsided.
As the focus of everyone, Ye Haochuan then said with a mischievous smile, âThe reason is simple, this egg here, canât find a sperm, so itâs super frustrated, frustrated enough to spit blood.â
The room burst into laughter again, followed by applause that thundered like a storm.
As for Kou Jing, she couldnât help but snicker at this moment, thinking what a rascal he was, always spouting nonsense!
Although she somewhat disdained his response, she had to admit, it was quite entertaining.
Next, a few more boys took turns asking questions, each more explicit than the last, but the atmosphere was undoubtedly lively because of it.
Then, a girl who unfortunately did not look like she would win any beauty contests across the country stood up to ask, âTeacher Ye, I have a question.
Does practicing taekwondo cause that membrane to break?â
There was a round of sniggers across the room.
Kou Jing even felt her cheeks redden a bit, thinking that girls should be more reservedâhow could she even ask such a question?
Ye Haochuan chuckled and said, âWhether that membrane breaks or not, I think you should ask a taekwondo instructor, right?â
The room burst into laughter once more.
This time, Kou Jing couldnât help but admire him, wondering how his mind worked.
No wonder so many students liked his lectures.
He was indeed clever.
This betting match, even though she lost, she lost fairly and was quite convinced.
The time for the two lectures passed quickly, and the students who came to attend left the conference room in a steady stream.
However, many girls who admired Ye Haochuan rushed to the stage to ask for his autograph.
Ye Haochuan, welcoming all comers, was somewhat overwhelmed by the crowd of girls around him, especially with all their enchanting figures, and had no choice but to escape using the âUrine Escapeâ technique to finally get free.
Unexpectedly, just as he entered the restroom, he ran into a familiar face, Li Wenfeng.
âBrother Ye, you finally came out,â Li Wenfeng chuckled mischievously.
Ye Haochuan was startled, realizing from this kidâs tone that he had been waiting for him.
âCut the crap, kid, what do you want?â Ye Haochuan got straight to the point.
Li Wenfeng immediately gave a thumbs up and said, âBrother Ye, youâre awesome, nothing gets past you, heh heh.â
âStop buttering me up and spill it!â Ye Haochuan joked.
âWell, Brother Ye, your martial skills are so high, and you know so many moves.
How about you teach me a few?â Li Wenfeng asked with a smile.
âWhat are you trying to do, pick a fight?â Ye Haochuan asked.
Li Wenfeng replied, âBrother Ye, youâre joking, right?
Why would I want to fight?
Itâs purely for self-defense, self-defenseâŚâ
âIn such good times, why do you need self-defense?
Canât your girlfriend keep you satisfied?â Ye Haochuan teased.
âPlease, Brother Ye, listen to yourself, you think too low of me.
Yes, you gave me the Postnatal Pill, allowing me to enter the Postnatal Realm, and compared to ordinary people, Iâm quite awesome.
But compared to disciples of the Ancient Martial Arts Sect, Iâm just trash.
You know, today I met a master who totally humiliated me, ah, it was a pitiful sightâŚâ
âWho would bother humiliating you?
You must have offended someone, right?â Ye Haochuan said gravely.
âBrother Ye, youâve misunderstood me.
Wasnât I having a sanda class this afternoon?
I was just sparring with some classmates, winning several matches, and then this guy named He Dong came up and just dominated me, utterly embarrassing.â Li Wenfeng looked utterly frustrated.
At the mention of He Dong, Ye Haochuanâs eyebrows twitched, wondering if this He Dong could be someone he knew.
Having thought about this, he began to ask about the situation with He Dong, including height, build, face shape, and so on, without missing any details.
Despite feeling a bit weird, Li Wenfeng still disclosed everything thoroughly.
Upon hearing this, Ye Haochuan slapped his thigh and said, âDamn, it turns out itâs brother against brother.â
The more Li Wenfeng heard, the more confused he became, and then Ye Haochuan finally revealed that he and He Dong belonged to the same Ancient Martial Arts Sect.
âYouâre lucky, kiddo.
It must have been because Junior Brother He knew about your connection with me that he held back.
Otherwise, he would have dealt with you harshly long ago.
And here you are, wanting to learn moves from me to get back at him.
Donât be so narrow-minded, will you?â
Ye Haochuan said, feeling helpless.
Li Wenfengâs face turned a bit awkward, but somehow, his skin had thickened over time, and he chuckled, âBrother Ye, it really proves the saying, âNo fight, no acquaintance,â right?
But jokes aside, now that I have the cultivation of the Postnatal Realm without strong internal strength or skills, youâve got to teach me something, right?â
Originally, Ye Haochuan flatly refused, but the kid nagged and pleaded so persistently that he had no choice but to pass on some of the Technique Manuals he had learned.
As for internal martial arts techniques, the Longevity Technique, a cultivation technique necessary for medical practitioners, wasnât quite suitable for this kid.
So, Ye Haochuan passed on a different internal martial arts manual that he had acquired from another outer sect disciple, suitable for martial artists.
âThank you, Brother Ye, thank you, Brother Ye!â Li Wenfeng, getting what he wanted, was completely satisfied.
âBut Wenfeng, you have to listen carefully.
Donât let your father find out about this; otherwise, he wonât let me off the hook,â Ye Haochuan cautioned.
He voiced this concern because he was worried that once the kid mastered these skills, he would cause trouble everywhere.
In such a small place as Haishan City, teeming with hidden dragons and crouching tigers among the martial artists, stirring up trouble with them or even making enemies could bring disaster upon the Li Family, which would be a big problem.
âBrother Ye, I got it âŚâ Li Wenfeng said impatiently and rushed off in a flash.
âThis kid âŚâ
Ye Haochuan cursed jokingly and suddenly felt an urgent need.
He hurried to the wall-mounted toilet and soon, the sound of water rushing could be heard.
After a moment of relief, Ye Haochuan peeped out of the restroom to see if the coast was clear and then walked out leisurely.
Just as he came out, a fragrant breeze swept over him, and before he could react, someone had embraced him from behind.
âDonât turn around.
Guess who I am?
You only have one chance!â
Upon hearing the voice, obviously altered on purpose, Ye Haochuan could still tell it was undoubtedly Zhang Ziyi, that girl!
âIs it Xiaohong?â Ye Haochuan deliberately said.
A small hand immediately grasped his waist tightly, and the girl behind him angrily said, âWhoâs Xiaohong?
Iâll give you one more chance!â
âRuhua?â
The girl behind him seemed like she was about to explode, not letting go of the flesh around his waist, and angrily said, âWho is Ruhua, you fairy?
Hurry up, Iâm giving you one last chance!â
âSister Feng?â
âFurong?â
The girl behind him silently trembled, let go of him, and crouched down to cover her face and cry.
Damn, isnât she a bit too low on smarts?
Canât she tell Iâm joking?
Ye Haochuan felt a bit depressed.