Chapter 159 - 158

Chapter 159: Chapter 158 "This Woman Dongfang Meng"Ouch, my butt... you big bully, are you looking for death?!" Ling Yuxun got up from the ground with Xiao Ya’s help, touching her right buttock with her right hand, her little face flushed red, glaring at Ye Tianchen with a murderous gaze.

As for Ye Tianchen, after the sudden outburst, he darted aside immediately, knowing that given Ling Yuxun’s temperament, if he did such a thing, her missy temper would explode. Without pinching him a few times, she wouldn’t be content. A woman’s vengeful spirit is typically very strong, or rather, petty. Is there even such a thing as a woman who is not petty in this world?

"You big bully, if you dare, don’t run..." Ling Yuxun’s little face was beet red with anger, she stared at Ye Tianchen fiercely as she spoke.

"No can do, a good man doesn’t fight with women. If I don’t run, I’ll be the one to suffer!" Ye Tianchen said with a mischievous smile.

Ye Tianchen was never a very serious person; being serious or not depended on the time and situation. It had been said before, he was a person whose character was like both a hooligan and a Death God. Ling Yuxun was his childhood playmate, and although they hadn’t seen each other for many years, their relationship hadn’t become estranged at all. Running into Ling Yuxun was something Ye Tianchen was still very happy about.

Adding to that Xiao Ya, who resembled the woman Ye Tianchen deeply loved in the apocalypse, it made him impulsively want to protect Xiao Ya, an urge that was uncontrollable. Xiao Ya was constantly in low spirits, worried about her mother’s illness, and Ye Tianchen also wanted to cheer her up, that’s why he played around with Ling Yuxun.

Ling Yuxun rubbed her sexy buttocks, inadvertently attracting the gaze of many ogling men nearby, almost drooling with excitement. Ling Yuxun’s figure was already explosively hot, shapely and curvy. Now, having hurt her butt and gently rubbing it, the sensation was enough to make someone nearly nosebleed.

Among all the men in the noodle shop, the only one who didn’t nosebleed was Ye Tianchen. He slowly resumed his original seat, constantly on guard against Ling Yuxun’s sneak attacks. Ever since childhood, if he ever annoyed Ling Yuxun, she could get back at him for it half a month later—a truly speechless and nearly collapsing experience, so it was definitely unscientific to say that Ling Yuxun was not a top-notch woman.

However, even after the three bowls of noodles were served, Ling Yuxun merely glared at Ye Tianchen from time to time and didn’t take any actual revenge. Ling Yuxun was happily chatting with Xiao Ya, telling her some stories about Longteng University campus, as well as some class routines and situations.

Xiao Ya was listening carefully, asking questions from time to time. Only Ye Tianchen was still defensively wary of Ling Yuxun, he really couldn’t believe Ling Yuxun would just let it go.

"Ah... my fried egg, stop..."

Just as Ye Tianchen was about to enjoy his egg noodles, disaster struck. The large fried egg in his bowl was swiftly scooped away by Ling Yuxun, faster than lightning. By the time Ye Tianchen looked at Ling Yuxun, she had already taken a big bite out of the egg, as if it were a bite into Ye Tianchen’s own flesh, as satisfying as that.

"Hehe, you big bully, you’ve been fooled!" Ling Yuxun held up the egg she had bitten, laughing triumphantly at Ye Tianchen.

"You... ah... you’re killing me..."

Ye Tianchen was about to go insane. In the apocalypse, he used to eat a lot, and in this life, eating remained one of his greatest pleasures. The serving size of the two-liang egg noodles was already insufficient, and now to have his fried egg sneakily stolen by Ling Yuxun just about pushed him over the edge.

Meanwhile, Ling Yuxun was laughing so hard, nearly doubling over. Playing pranks on Ye Tianchen was her greatest joy, especially when Ye Tianchen showed signs of crumbling, that made Ling Yuxun even happier.

"Tianchen, eat mine. I haven’t touched it yet!" Xiao Ya tenderly transferred the fried egg from her bowl into Ye Tianchen’s, saying so.

This gesture made Ye Tianchen feel a bit embarrassed. He looked disdainfully at Ling Yuxun and said, "Look how nice Yaer is. This isn’t how a woman should act. You’d better be careful, or you might not get married in the future!"

"I’d rather not marry than marry you. That’s still better than you being a bachelor!" Ling Yuxun said with a smug smile.

Ye Tianchen was rendered speechless by Ling Yuxun’s aggravation. He started to eat his noodles, not fussing over the egg anymore. The key thing was that Ling Yuxun had transferred the egg from her own bowl to Xiao Ya’s, not to eat an extra egg, but purely to irritate Ye Tianchen.

The scene made Xiao Ya laugh too, and she also felt the camaraderie among them. They had met by chance yet hit it off so well, without the slightest hint of awkwardness. Could it be that there was some predestined relationship from a past life? Fate was indeed inexplicable.

"Yaer, at Longteng University, we have the ’Three Young Masters’ and the ’Four Campus Beauties.’ They are all very beautiful!" Ling Yuxun said cheerfully.

"Among the four campus beauties, Sister Yuxun must be one of them, right? You’re so pretty, you’re sure to be elected as the campus beauty!" Xiao Ya said sincerely with a smile.

"Hehe, well, there is indeed hope for being selected this year, the current number of votes is not bad!" Ling Yuxun said with a cute smile.

It’s not that Ling Yuxun was vain and yearned for the title of campus beauty, but everyone has a love for beauty, especially girls—who doesn’t like being praised for being pretty? In universities across the country, especially those with some fame, there are contests for the campus belle and beau every year. In recent years, with terms like "homebody goddess" emerging, the craze has intensified. Each university’s method of electing campus belles and beaus varies but, at the very least, it’s the result of 80% of the people’s votes. At Longteng University, the four campus belles are elected every year. Not only do these four campus belles need to be beautiful, but they also have to excel in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, and aesthetics. The voting process is simple; votes can be cast on Longteng University’s forum, with one IP address limited to one vote. The polling period is one month, and the top four with the most votes will be selected as Longteng University’s four campus belles.

Last year, when Ling Yuxun had just entered Longteng University, she wasn’t well-known yet. This year, she had already been voted into the top four for the campus beauty, and it had only been half a month since the voting started. This just proved the saying that gold will always shine, and a beautiful woman cannot be hidden.

"You’ll definitely be elected, Sister Yuxun. You’re so beautiful, kind-hearted, and have such a good nature, there’s no doubt about it!" Xiao Ya said with a smile.

"Yeah, except that her temper is so bad, it’s unbearable for men!" Ye Tianchen blurted out unexpectedly!

"Go to hell!" Ling Yuxun glared fiercely at Ye Tianchen and said.

After roaring at Ye Tianchen, Ling Yuxun turned to Xiao Ya with a smile and said, "With Sister Yaer’s strength, you’ll definitely be able to become one of Longteng University’s campus beauties next year. Maybe not the first place, but at least the top three should be no problem!"

"Nah, I haven’t thought about these things!" Xiao Ya shook her head and said.

"Yaer should aim for first place, what’s the point of just top three? Boring!" Ye Tianchen pursed his lips and said.

Ling Yuxun gave Ye Tianchen a dismissive look and continued chatting with a smile, "It’s not that Sister Yuxun doesn’t have confidence in Sister Yaer, but there is a girl at Longteng University with real strength. She has been the top campus beauty for three consecutive years, and it’s very likely she’ll be it again this year!"

Hearing Ling Yuxun’s words, not only was Xiao Ya surprised, but even Ye Tianchen felt astonished. To be the leading campus beauty for three consecutive terms was an incredible feat. Longteng University was a top-tier institution teeming with stunning girls and handsome boys. To stand out among them was no small feat, and to do it three times in a row suggested this woman was either stunningly beautiful or incredibly gracious, to the point that even Ye Tianchen felt his heart flutter with the desire to meet this woman and see what she looked like.

When it came to beautiful women, the kind that could attract Ye Tianchen’s attention based solely on looks were virtually nonexistent. During the apocalypse, he had had countless beauties by his side, and in this life, hadn’t he met one beauty after another? Han Jie, Qi Ruxue, Liu Rumei, Su Feifei... each and every one possessed incredibly beautiful features, yet still failed to pluck that chord in the depths of Ye Tianchen’s heart.

Nevertheless, who wouldn’t want to see the woman who had claimed the title of the top campus beauty at a top domestic university for three consecutive terms? How beautiful was she to be that breathtaking?

"She must be really beautiful, that sister!" Xiao Ya said with a smile.

"She is very beautiful, but she’s also very cold, which is why she’s been nicknamed the Ice Queen. Over these years, even the three young masters of Longteng University, working together, have never managed to win her over, let alone those crazy guys behind them. None of them have been able to touch her heart!" Ling Yuxun said with admiration when speaking about this head campus beauty.

"Ice Queen? That’s because you haven’t seen my charm yet. Once I step in, Ice Queens, Steel Queens, they all melt and fall into my arms!" Ye Tianchen chuckled.

At this, naturally, Ling Yuxun rolled her eyes at Ye Tianchen while Xiao Ya just gave a faint smile, knowing he was joking.

"So what’s this sister’s name?" Xiao Ya couldn’t help but ask out of curiosity.

"Dongfang Meng," Ling Yuxun replied seriously.

Huh? Dongfang Meng? Ye Tianchen froze for a moment upon hearing this name—it sounded so familiar. Suddenly, he remembered: wasn’t this the woman that the big man Yang Yi had told him to pay attention to? (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation tickets and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation.)