Chapter 331: Scram Quickly
Chapter 331 of "My Billionaire Husband Claimed Me His Precious" starts revealing the story: A bright and sunny day.Location: Qin Miaomiao and Lu Qingâs house.Main characters: Qin Miaomiao, Little... Donât miss it!
A bright and sunny day.Location: Qin Miaomiao and Lu Qingâs house.
Main characters: Qin Miaomiao, Little second, Little fourth, Little sixth, Little seventh, Ou Beichen.
Discussion topic: A major event!
Qin Miaomiao glanced at the people present, cleared her throat, and with a deliberate "ahem," said:
"Iâve asked you all here today because thereâs something important I need to discuss."
Everyone perked up their ears, while Ou Beichen... lounged there, half-asleep.
"Xiao Chen, did you pull another all-nighter playing games last night? Losing yourself in gamesâyouâre a genius, you know! If you keep wasting your brainpower on games, arenât you throwing away your potential? And if your brother finds out, heâll accuse me of not looking after you properly and deduct my guardianship fee. What then?"
So... the most critical issue here is the last sentence?
Young Madam, youâve exposed your true priorities!
Ou Beichen took a beat to react, then lazily propped up his chin, his sleepy eyes making him impossibly adorable!
Qin Miaomiao held back her urge to pinch his cheeks and claw at his cuteness. She only heard Ou Beichen slowly speak:
"Learned some hacker skills from Fourth Brother. Ended up... playing longer than I intended."
Little Fourth immediately raised a hand to distance himself from this: "Heâs quick to pick things up; I just taught him a little. If he hacks into the United States Intelligence Agency or something someday, itâs got absolutely nothing to do with me."
United States Intelligence Agency, and stuff like thatâQin Miaomiao figured this was the kind of high-IQ topic she should steer clear of to avoid embarrassing herself.
She cleared her throat again:
"Back to business: Lu Qingâs birthday is tomorrow. I want to plan a surprise for him, soâany suggestions, folks?"
This is the "major event"?
Little second, Little fourth, Little sixth, and Little seventh all stared at her with a mildly strange look. Isnât this pushing it?
This elite team of bodyguards assembled here, thinking they were about to tackle something heroic and world-shiftingâand you gather us for Young Master Luâs birthday?
This isnât just overkill; itâs blatantly rubbing your relationship in everyoneâs face!
Little Fourth raised a hand: "Red wine, roses, violinâset up a romantic atmosphere. Then go shopping, catch a movie, head home for some... *intimate activities*, and thatâs it, all done! Though itâs best to prepare some themed lingerieâsubtle but alluring, sexy without crossing the line. Nail the seductive vibe perfectly. Young Madam, if you want to buy some, Iâve got a great website lined upâtons of styles, ships fast, and I can even hook you up with a 50% discount. How about grabbing half a dozen?"
Qin Miaomiao twitched at the corner of her mouth: "Get out!"
Little second scoffed: "Fourth, youâre so basic! Young Madam, all you need to do is wrap yourself up and place yourself directly in Young Master Luâs bedâthatâs the best gift there is."
Qin Miaomiao: "You get out too!"
That left Little sixth and Little seventh. With a dark face and a cold voice, Qin Miaomiao said:
"If you two dare suggest anything like that again, then forget about your salary this month."
Little sixth and Little seventh straightened up with serious expressions: "How about... you cook the meal yourself?"
Qin Miaomiao thought for a while: "Hmm, that sounds reasonable. Little seventh, youâll guide me!"
Little sixth couldnât resist sneaking in one last comment: "Young Madam, are you really not considering a nurseâs outfit, a belly-band costume, or a catwoman outfit? Young Master Lu would definitely like it."
Qin Miaomiao: "Get out! All of you, OUT!!!"
What kind of people are these? Only Little seventh and Xiao Chen seem decent and pureânot like the others, who are blatant perverts, shameless and vulgar!
Ou Beichen squinted his eyes, yawned, and tossed his iPad to her:
"Sis, these look pretty nice."
She took a look and nearly choked on a mouthful of blood. Grabbing him by the collar, she demanded:
"You little rascal! Youâre underage, and youâre looking at this kind of stuff?! Do you have any shame? If your brother finds out, heâll say I corrupted you. How am I supposed to explain this to him? Huh?!"
Ou Beichen didnât bat an eyelid and calmly replied:
"I already placed the order for you. No payment neededâI tweaked the backend data."
"Really? No money? Ughânot a chance youâre bribing me! Go back to your room and think about what youâve done!"
Ou Beichen let out an "oh," and before taking a few steps, casually added: "Itâll arrive tomorrow morning. Be sure to look out for it."
...Is this even normal? Canât we just have a nice, normal time?