Chapter 525 - No Silicone!
Chapter 525 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" kicks off with: âWhy would I torment you?Whatâs there about you worth tormenting?â Long Piaoyingâs desire for revenge... Continue reading!
âWhy would I torment you?
Whatâs there about you worth tormenting?â Long Piaoyingâs desire for revenge dissipated, and her words inevitably carried a tinge of resentment.
âHehe, Immortal Aunt, you could mistreat me a thousand times, and Iâd still be as smitten as if it were my first love, come on, itâs no big deal!â Ye Haochuan laughed nonchalantly.
âWhat first love?
Donât be so shameless!â Long Piaoying glared at him annoyedly, but her tone had clearly softened quite a bit.
Ye Haochuan was the type who could start a dye shop with just a little color.
Seeing her tone soften and a bit of a sulky womanâs undertone in her speech, he felt greatly relieved and chuckled, âHonestly, Immortal Aunt, youâve finally begun to seem a bit womanly.
Before, aside from having two bumps on top and a hole below, I really didnât think you were much like a woman.â
Whatâs this about two bumps on top and a hole below?
This guy was shamelessly indecent to the extreme!
Long Piaoying was fuming, really tempted to give him a good beating.
But thinking about what the scoundrel had just said, if she actually drove him to suicide, wouldnât that be breaking her oath?
âGet lost!â Long Piaoying shouted angrily.
However, Ye Haochuan was extremely astute and saw that her fierce exterior was just a facade.
Dropping his previously cheeky demeanor, he said very seriously, âAlright, Immortal Aunt, since things have gotten to this point, Iâll lay it all on the lineâŚ
I admit, just now I really was lusting after your beauty, and thatâs why I took advantage of you.
A man must own up to what heâs done, and thereâs nothing to hide.
Honestly speaking, it felt goodâauthentic material, no silicone!â
âWhat?â
Long Piaoyingâs eyebrows knitted tightly, and her voice rose an octave.
This scoundrel was unbearably shameless.
But seeing him brazenly admit to taking advantage of her stirred a confusing mix of anger and a peculiar shy delight within her.
This feeling was entirely new to her.
Her usually calm and composed face unexpectedly blushed ever so slightly.
âHehe, Immortal Aunt, you can call me despicable, you can call me shameless, but I did it and Iâll admit it.
Iâm despicable, but Iâm honest, and itâs no big deal.
Besides, I just like Immortal Aunt, I want to win you over, possess you, and pursue the peak of the Martial Arts Path with you.
Although I know youâre stronger than me, Iâm confident I can catch up.
Moreover, no matter how strong you are, thereâs one thing youâre certainly not better at than meâŚâ Ye Haochuan boldly confessed.
His expression earnest, every word he spoke weighed with significanceâLong Piaoying, looking at his resolute face, felt an unusual emotion stirring within her, confusing and hazy, but curiosity piqued at his last statement, she couldnât help but ask, âWhat thing am I not better at than you?â
Seeing her asking like a good little child, Ye Haochuan felt amused inside.
It seemed like all that reading hadnât gone to waste, as heâd successfully hooked her curiosity.
âHehe, do I even need to say it?
Of course, itâs that I can pee farther than you!â Ye Haochuan shamelessly laughed.
Ptui, ptui, ptui, this scoundrel, what kind of nonsense is he spouting?
Long Piaoyingâs face flushed with embarrassment, her beautiful eyes turned icy, and she exploded with rage, âGet lost, get far away from me, or so help me, thunder or no thunder, I will slaughter you, you shameless and indecent cretin.â
Seeing her so enraged, Ye Haochuan too got a fright, thinking to himself, expressing my feelings this way is crazy enough, Iâd better not actually enrage her to the point of killing meâthat wouldnât be good at all.
He said, âAlright, alright, Iâll get lost, is that okay now?â
After speaking, he shook his head, thinking that confessing to a yin yang imbalanced old maid was simply wasting his breath.
However, just as he took a step to leave, Long Piaoying suddenly called out to him, âWait.â
âImmortal Aunt, whatâs up now?â Ye Haochuan said irritably.
âArenât you going to ask about that Chiyo?â Long Piaoying suddenly stared at him.
âWhatâs there to ask?
Sheâs been rescued and taken away.â Ye Haochuan shook his head, speechless.
âDonât worry, that Chiyo canât escape from the palm of my hand.
Sooner or later, Iâll prepare a bunch of red candles for herâŚâ
âWhy would you prepare a bunch of red candles for her?
To celebrate her birthday?â Long Piaoying was somewhat puzzled.
Celebrate her birthday?
Youâve got to be kidding me.
Iâm planning on wax-play discipline, get it?
Ye Haochuan was completely speechless as he said, âPlease, Immortal Aunt, my brain isnât waterlogged.
How could I possibly celebrate her birthday?
She is our enemy, you know!â
âThen what do you mean?â Long Piaoying was even more confused.
âSigh, it seems we have quite a big divide in our values, Immortal Aunt.
If we ever do make a good match in the future, youâll have to follow my lead in everything, hehe.â
Seeing her expression soften, Ye Haochuan couldnât help but interject with another joke and laugh.
He had mastered the art of flirting, and when it came to dealing with women, it was all about boiling the frog in warm water.
As long as he teased her often, getting her numb and used to it, pushing her down wouldnât be far off.
âSpouting nonsense again.
Do you really think I dare not kill you?â Long Piaoyingâs pretty face turned cold again.
âSpeak up, what are you planning to do with a bunch of red candles?â
âOf course, to discipline her,â Ye Haochuanâs eyes narrowed.
âIf Immortal Aunt is interested, you might as well observe when the time comes.
I have plenty of tricks for such occasions.
Youâll definitely be in for an eye-opener, hehe.â
Immortal Long Piaoying had immersed herself in the path of martial arts all her life, having never been exposed to the filthy and tangled things of the secular world.
She had neither seen nor heard of such discipline, but seeing his despicable expression, she knew it was nothing decent.
âForget it, if you want to discipline her, then do it.
It has nothing to do with me, and Iâm not going to observe.â Long Piaoying hummed indifferently, and with that, it seemed she couldnât be bothered to argue with him anymore, waving her hand, âJust go away, Iâm not seeing you out!â
So dull!
Ye Haochuan left feeling unamused and said, âAlright then, Iâm taking my leaveâŚ
But thereâs one thing I must make clear.
My cultivation is too far behind yours at the moment, and the injuries youâve suffered this time are not light.
I canât heal the internal injuries in your Dantian Qi Sea, youâll need to recover on your own.
But the external injuries are within my ability to heal, although I canât make you fully recover in an instant, so I will need to come over the next few days.
You should just stay here and heal upâŚâ
âNo need!â Long Piaoying flatly refused.
Now that she knew this scoundrel had impure intentions towards her, she didnât want to give him a chance.
Out of sight, out of mindâif she left, then he wouldnât be able to see her.
Ye Haochuan could easily tell what she was thinking and thought to himself, this old virgin really doesnât get it, taking my good intentions for granted.
You want to avoid me, do you?
No chance!
âWhat do you mean âno needâ?
Listen well, Iâve only soothed your internal organs a bit just now, itâs not a complete cure.
Besides, your womb has been seriously damaged.
If I donât treat it next, wouldnât it affect your future ability to bear children?
To be responsible for your future, you must listen to me.
Stay here and heal properly.
If you dare not listen to me, believe it or not, Iâll spread rumors within our Ancient Martial Arts Sect saying my cultivation partner Long Piaoying abandoned her husband and son, leaving us both without milk to drink!â Ye Haochuan hummed.
What kind of nonsense is this!
Long Piaoying was furious, this scoundrelânot only did he take advantage of her, but now heâs even trying to tarnish her reputation!