Chapter 558 - Sorry I'm a Clean Freak
Chapter 558 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" opens with: When someone called Jiang Shuying, Ye Haochuan immediately looked toward the source of the sound... Find out what happens!
When someone called Jiang Shuying, Ye Haochuan immediately looked toward the source of the sound and saw a slick-looking young man with a neatly groomed appearance walking out.
This young man was tall and broad, with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, and a nose like a gallbladder; his good looks were coupled with a composed demeanor and graceful bearing, making him ridiculously handsome.
Seeing that there was actually someone more handsome than himself in the world, Ye Haochuan felt pretty annoyed.
Observing the manâs haughty air, he inwardly cursed, âDamn it, whatâs with the attitude?
Is it just because youâre wearing nicer clothes and your face is a bit whiter with makeup?
Letâs strip down and compare penises then!â
Honestly, Ye Haochuan despised the guy from the bottom of his heart.
Handsome yes, but too much of a pretty boyâ a grown man covering his face in makeup, effeminate like Invincible East, and utterly lacking any masculine vigor.
âWho is he?â Ye Haochuan couldnât help asking Jiang Shuying beside him.
âHeâs the match my aunt introduced to me.
His father is the head of our TV station, and his name is Wang YingjunâŚâ Jiang Shuying explained.
Wang Yingjun?
Ye Haochuan was taken aback, then shook his head, âDamn, that name, so shamelessly over the top.
Why not just go by Son of a Bitch?
It would suit this guy so well!â
âHehe, I say, Shuying, this guy is so drop-dead gorgeous he could compete with me.
You being with him doesnât mistreat you at all!â Ye Haochuan joked and laughed.
Jiang Shuyingâs face turned a slight red, and she gave him a look before murmuring low, âMasterâŚ
you just like making fun of people.
Whatâs the use of just being handsome?
Itâs not like you can eat it.
Besides, heâs not at all my type.
He doesnât even seem like a man.â
It seemed this girl somewhat shared my views, heroically!
Ye Haochuan felt so amused he wanted to laugh.
Right, this guy really didnât seem like a man; probably even uses a dainty finger to flick his remote, absolutely disgusting.
Seeing that his crush was talking with Ye Haochuan and being friendly with him, and not paying him any attention at all, gave Wang Yingjun a sour feeling inside.
He asked, âMiss Jiang, this guy isâŚ?â
He had seen the lively yet wild Jiang Shuying, and his heart was racing while his eyes gleamed.
He had already decided that he must win over this superb beauty, so he couldnât be careless about any men around her.
However, Ye Haochuan was quite displeased.
Damn it, looking down on me because Iâm a few years younger?
Calling me âkidâ?
With that attitude, dreaming of winning over my apprentice, I, as her master, am the first to disagree!
âHehe, alright then, I am ShuyingâsâŚâ
Before Ye Haochuan could finish, Wang Yan cut in, âThatâs right, heâs just an ordinary friend of Shuyingâs, called Ye Haochuan.â
Damn, what an aunt, a classic case of betrayal!
Ye Haochuan shook his head inwardly, greatly dissatisfied with Wang Yanâs blatant attitude.
âOh, hello, helloâŚâ Wang Yingjun finally relaxed and reached out his hand to shake hands with Ye Haochuan.
Ye Haochuan didnât shake his hand and instead shook his head seriously, âSorry, I have a bit of a germ phobia.â
âWhat?â Wang Yingjunâs face suddenly changed, feeling a bit awkward.
Damn, what germ phobia?
His thoughts racedâis he saying my hand is dirty?
Seeing Wang Yingjunâs embarrassed look, Jiang Shuying couldnât help but laugh secretly, her masterâs sharp tongue was really too much, giggling.
Wang Yan hurriedly tried to smooth things over, laughing, âYoung Master Wang, he means his own hands are not clean, and heâs afraid heâll dirty your hands.â
âOh, I see,â Wang Yingjunâs face instantly brightened, and he gave Ye Haochuan a fist-palm salute with a smile, âBrother Haochuan is really attentive, impressive, impressive!â
Damn, you actually believe that kind of explanation?
Sigh, the intelligence, itâs just too low.
Ye Haochuan was speechless inside, and offered a fist-palm salute while pretending to smile, âNo, no, itâs just that I havenât seen anyone as handsome as Brother Handsome in a long time, almost catching up to me, haha!â
Wang Yingjun was momentarily stunned, he had never encountered someone of this style before, always giggling without a hint of seriousness.
However, thinking about it, his crush, Jiang Shuying, was exactly this type of giggly and unserious girl.
Having this person as a friend must be due to like attracts like.
âI dare not accept such praise,â Wang Yingjun politely responded.
âDonât mention it, donât mention it,â Ye Haochuan chuckled, âBrother Handsome, I have roamed the worldly society for over ten years, seeking handsomeness yet unable to achive it, never thought I would encounter Brother Yingjun today, with his charm falling off in chunks, breaking through the skies, what a handsome guy!
Truly, itâs fate.â
With his words laced with hidden barbs, both Wang Yan and Jiang Shuying couldnât miss the underlying meaning.
Jiang Shuying was trying hard to suppress her laughter, while Wang Yan was about to go insane, thinking where this shameless person had sprung from.
Actually, Wang Yingjun also had a vague feeling that something was off in his words, but seeing his smiling face, it was difficult to break the pretense.
Thus, he could only force a smile and say, âNo, noâŚ
By the way, since Brother Haochuan is Miss Jiangâs friend, we will inevitably have to interact more in the future.
I have just returned from studying abroad and will be taking up a post at the provincial TV station in a few days.
I wonder where are you employed now, Brother Haochuan?â
âEmployed isnât quite the term, my dear fellow, currently, I am just a lowly university minor faculty doctor, known as the âHoly Handâ of gynecology.
I have explored various complicated cases related to gynecology.
By the way, Brother Handsome, I see you have a bra on your head, you might be facing some blood disaster.
Come, come, let me take your pulse and help you avoid misfortuneâŚâ
Hearing him rambling on in circles, Wang Yingjun was totally bewildered, wondering whether this guy was a doctor or a fortune-teller.
Why bring up superstitious nonsense?
Also, isnât he a gynecologist?
As a man, I donât need his examination, right?
âCough, coughâŚâ
Seeing her master showing off like a waterfall of words, Jiang Shuying just couldnât help but burst into laughter, but she coughed to conceal it so as not to let Wang Yingjun realize.
However, Wang Yan was completely furious, this guy, treating our station directorâs young master like a monkey, too despicable!
I have to get rid of him!
With that thought, her eyes flickered with a scheme, and she said to Jiang Shuying, âYingying, since Young Master Wang came to see you, why donât you accompany him to find a cafĂŠ to sit down and chat?
You young people should interact more, it helps deepen understandingâŚâ
Tch, you talk like youâre a love expert when your own love life isnât even settled!
Ye Haochuan looked at her with disdain.
âAunt, thisâŚâ Jiang Shuying was reluctant to go alone with Wang Yingjun, so she looked at Ye Haochuan almost pleadingly.
Damn, Director Wang clearly wants to get rid of me, no way!
Ye Haochuan immediately said, âHow about this, Shuying, Iâll accompany you.â
Jiang Shuying nodded.
Ye Haochuan then smiled at Wang Yingjun again, âBrother Handsome, you donât mind me joining, do you?â