Chapter 814 - Don't Worry Your Husband I Am Quite Awesome!
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(4 more) 814: Chapter 813: Donât Worry, Your Husband I Am Quite Awesome!
(4 more) By the time Xiao Haimie had regained some energy, it was already the afternoon.
At Ye Haochuanâs strong recommendation, the two decided to move immediately and stay the night.
With the temptation of a âblissfulâ life, Ye Haochuan packed at an astonishingly fast pace.
In less than half an hour, he had packed up everything in Xiao Haimieâs room and put it all into suitcases.
âReporting to my dear wife, all preparations have been completed, and we can set sail towards âblissâ at any time!â Ye Haochuan struck a soldierâs reporting pose, a mischievous smile on his face.
âYou scoundrel!
Youâre really bursting with energy when it comes to doing wicked things!â Xiao Haimie said, annoyed.
Ye Haochuan chuckled and then drove away in the car filled with Xiao Haimieâs luggage.
With his heart set on enjoying happiness as soon as possible, Ye Haochuanâs driving speed rapidly increased, almost breaking through 160 mph.
âSlow down!
Do you have a death wish?â Xiao Haimie felt a little shocked and hurriedly tried to stop him.
âDonât worry, my wife.
My driving skills are not inferior to my bed skills!â Ye Haochuanâs lips curled up with a confident smile.
âSmooth talker!â
Xiao Haimie said grumpily, but just then, a dirty old man with disheveled hair suddenly darted in front of Ye Haochuanâs car.
âBe careful!â Xiao Haimie exclaimed in alarm, immediately screaming out loud.
Screech~
The car tires suddenly locked up, rubbing a black streak on the ground, and finally stopped ten centimeters in front of the old man.
âDamn, are you looking for death?!â Ye Haochuan couldnât help but rage.
Although he was driving fast, there wouldnât be any danger with his driving skills.
Moreover, this place wasnât busy, and it was rare for people to pass by.
Who would have expected someone to suddenly act so recklessly?
âLooking for death?
What do you mean?â The old man seemed not to feel that he had just had a near-death experience at the Ghost Gate Pass, but instead mumbled to himself.
Damn, heâs actually a madman.
No wonder he suddenly darted onto the road.
Ye Haochuan snorted coldly in his heart and didnât want to bother with him, ready to start the car and leave.
However, just as he had driven less than ten meters away, the strange old man suddenly fell from the sky and landed right in front of Ye Haochuanâs car.
Ye Haochuan had no choice but to hit the brakes hard again, nearly having an intimate encounter with the steering wheel.
Damn it, will this ever end?
Just as Ye Haochuan was about to curse, he suddenly recalled the way the old man had fallen and was somewhat shocked.
Falling from the sky, he must be someone involved in cultivation.
And judging by that speed, his cultivation level was not low, at least Ye Haochuan himself knew he couldnât do that.
âWhat does âlooking for deathâ mean?â The strange old man stared at Ye Haochuan curiously and murmured.
Damn, even a madman can have such cultivation.
This world is too crazy.
Ye Haochuan was both surprised and curious, opening the car door ready to get out.
âDear, be careful!â Xiao Haimie was a bit dizzy from the sudden braking and advised him.
She could see that the strange old man seemed to have some abilities, otherwise, he wouldnât have such incredible speed.
Come on, am I that weak?
Ye Haochuan glanced at Xiao Haimie with annoyance, pouting and saying, âDonât worry, your husband is very impressive!â
Xiao Haimie pouted her cute little mouth and didnât say anything else.
Ye Haochuan had just stepped out of the car when the old man appeared in front of him out of nowhere.
âWhat do you mean by âlooking for deathâ?
Why do you say Iâm looking for death?â The old manâs eyes were devoid of any Essence Qi as he asked blankly.
Although the old man was disheveled, when he stood in front of Ye Haochuan, Haochuan could still feel a form of invisible pressure.
Holy crap, Foundation Establishment Mid-Stage!
Ye Haochuan was shocked and immediately became vigilant.
The old man seemed mentally unstable, and if he suddenly went mad, Haochuan couldnât guarantee that he could withstand it.
âOld man, the move you made earlier was very dangerous, you could easily die, so I said you were looking for death!â Ye Haochuan explained gently, as if coaxing a child.
âI remember someone also told me âlooking for deathâ before, but I just canât remember who it was.
Do you know who that person is?â the old man asked, still looking puzzled.
Damn, how would I know who said that to you?
I donât even know you, not to mention a single sentence; even if someone gave you a hiding, I couldnât possibly know!
Ye Haochuan was at a loss, carefully saying, âOld man, are you feeling unwell?
Iâm a doctor, shall I take a look for you?â
Haochuan could clearly feel something was not right with the old man, who was enveloped by Spiritual Power.
Just by observation, Ye Haochuan couldnât figure out what was wrong.
Based on the Spiritual Energy emanating from the old man, Haochuan could be sure that the old man was from the Ancient Martial Arts Sect, but he couldnât understand why he had become insane.
Although they didnât know each other, they were essentially from the same community, so Haochuan decided to save him.
âA doctor?
I donât want injections, no injections, doctors are all bad!
Injections hurt the most!â The old man suddenly struggled like a child.
Ye Haochuan had a deadpan look on his face, goddammit, a man over fifty acting cute, itâs just too disgusting.
âI practice Traditional Chinese Medicine, no injections needed!â Ye Haochuan pressed down his annoyance and said with a smile.
âReally no injections?
Iâm uneducated, donât lie to me!â the old man mumbled.
âI wonât lie to you, here, have this lollipop, your illness will be cured after you finish it!â Ye Haochuan said with the tone used to coax kids.
âOkay, okay, thank you, big brother!â
Holy crap, if a little loli spoke like this to me, I could at least feel pleased.
Damn, an old man older than my grandpa is calling me big brother.
I canât take it, I need to vomit!
Ye Haochuan was almost overwhelmed by anger, but thinking that the old man was mentally disturbed, he didnât argue and immediately grasped the old manâs wrist to check his pulse.
How could this be?
The more Ye Haochuan took the pulse, the more furrowed his brows became.
The old manâs pulse could only be described in one wordâchaotic!
Damn chaotic!
Ye Haochuan quickly activated his Perspective Ability to look at the old manâs internal organs.
He saw that the old manâs internal organs had shifted position, all wounded, with the liver and kidneys even still bleeding.
What left Ye Haochuan speechless was that the old manâs stomach was crammed with all kinds of weird things: rocks, mud, cotton, waste paper, and even a womanâs panties.
The swollen stomach was pressing on the heart, making the heartbeat extremely difficult, risking death at any moment.
Damn, to not die like this, heâs even tougher than a pig!
Ye Haochuan was secretly appalled and utterly shocked.
âWhatâs wrong with him?
Is it serious?â Xiao Haimei, noticing Ye Haochuanâs increasingly severe frown, asked curiously.
âSerious doesnât even start to cover it!
If not for the Spiritual Energy supporting him, he wouldâve been a goner!â Ye Haochuan said with a bitter smile.
âItâs not so bad that even our Great Godly Doctor Ye canât cure it, is it?
That would really damage your reputation!â Xiao Haimei chuckled.
Damn, this is like forcing me, right?