Chapter 739 - Then Slap in the Face
Chapter 739 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" opens with: Ye Haochuan smiled contentedly and casually pointed at a young man with dyed yellow hair... See what unfolds next!
Ye Haochuan smiled contentedly and casually pointed at a young man with dyed yellow hair who looked flippant.
âYou!
Yes, youâBlondie!
Stop looking around; Iâm talking to you!â
Seeing Ye Haochuan calling him out, Blondieâs face showed a hint of surprise, followed by him stepping forward out of the crowd.
He arrogantly yelled, âKid, in the future, you should call me Brother Huang, got it?
What do you want?â
âHeh heh, arenât you guys saying youâre sick?
Iâm here to treat you!â Ye Haochuan looked at him with a teasing gaze.
âTreat me?â Blondie was taken aback, then quickly caught on, âDamn!
I am sick!
Hurry up and check me outâif you canât cure me, Iâll kill you!â
âNo problem, I guarantee immediate results, and if I canât cure it, itâs free!â Ye Haochuanâs face broke into a sly smile as he feigned taking Blondieâs pulse.
Suddenly, the expression on Ye Haochuanâs face became extremely serious.
He spoke, âYour illness is quite severeâfull body ulcerative itching, itâs already in the terminal stages and is about to flare up!â
âDamn!
Iâm perfectly fine, whereâs the itching from?
Are you cursing me?
Believe it or not, Iâll slap you?â Blondieâs face was filled with anger as he began to curse.
He had barely finished speaking when his expression drastically changed.
âOuch, itâs so itchy!â With a scream, Blondie immediately started to scratch himself all over with both hands.
However, the more he scratched, the itchier he felt, eventually finding that two hands were simply not enough!
âShit!
Itâs itching, too damn itchy!â
Blondie cried out in misery and fell to the ground, writhing like a snake, not caring that he covered himself with dirt.
âAh?!â
Seeing this scene, many onlookers were stunned, eyes wide and faces blank.
âHelp, help!
Doctor, please save me!â Blondieâs skin was rubbed red all over.
He knelt before Ye Haochuan, beseeching him in agony.
âAlthough your disease is at a late stage, thereâs still a way to treat it.
However, it can only be countered by pain!â Ye Haochuan said calmly.
âDoctor!
Hurry and tell me what to do!â Blondie said, nearly wishing death upon himself as the itching on his body made him question his existence.
âThere are many nerve endings in the human face, and the sensations of pain are also quite pronounced.
If you want to get rid of the itch on your body, then slap your faceâthe harder, the better!â Ye Haochuan chuckled with a hint of mockery in his expression.
âSlap!
Slap!
Slap!â
Upon hearing this, Blondie did not hesitate at all.
He went at it with both hands, slapping himself rapid-fire as if he was punishing an enemy.
Despite the intense pain on his face, he felt that the itching on his body seemed to have lessened?
With this realization, Blondie didnât dare to slack off.
His hands whirred like fans, and the sound of slaps did not stop.
âHey!
Whatâs going on here?â Gradually, more students noticed the situation and crowded around, curious.
âHeh heh, I donât know what these people were thinking, coming to our school infirmary to cause trouble.
Now theyâre getting taken care of by Teacher Ye!â
As more people gathered to watch, Blondie must have slapped his own face at least three to four hundred times.
The force of each slap was incredibly powerful, showing no restraint, which left the onlookers trembling with fear and gulping nervously.
âAh, itâs not itchy anymore.
Iâm finally not itchy!â Blondie suddenly stopped his hands, overwhelmed with tears of excitement.
At that moment, he inexplicably felt as if he had been reborn, yearning to study diligently and strive for progress every day.
âDivine Doctor!â Blondie shuddered and suddenly knelt down in front of Ye Haochuan, sobbing, âIâm sorry, Divine Doctor!
Actually, I didnât come here to get treatment but was paid by this person to cause trouble in the school infirmary!â
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Zeng Youcai.
âNonsense!
You have no proof, why are you framing me?â Zeng Youcaiâs complexion changed, and then he angrily looked at Blondie.
âGou Dan, Ersha, BlackieâŚ
you guys come out too, letâs not take his dirty money anymore!â Blondie said with a cold laugh.
Following his words, several similarly unruly riffraff stepped out from the crowd.
âHehe, Manager Zeng of Diamond King Group, you really are talented!
What exactly did you fancy, to think of such a method to frame our school hospital!â
Ye Haochuan wore a mocking expression on his face, deliberately emphasizing the words âDiamond King Groupâ.
The group of journalists hurriedly turned their cameras, aiming the lenses at Zeng Youcai.
However, Zeng Youcai unexpectedly kept his composure and sneered, âHmph!
Who knows if these people arenât just hired by you to act and increase your hospitalâs popularity?â
Hearing his shameless words, the surrounding students started to become discontent.
âYouâre really too shameless!â
âDoes this person have a problem with his IQ?
Our school hospital is already popular, do we need to use such tactics?â
âIâve always said our school hospital has a good reputation, how come today so many people are causing trouble?
Turns out thereâs someone stirring things up behind the scenes, and itâs even the worldâs top 500 Diamond King Group, really freaking disgusting!â
One sarcastic comment after another clearly reached Zeng Youcaiâs ears.
âHmph!
Little kids, this is your schoolâs hospital, of course you wonât be treated unjustly!
But since I, Zeng Youcai, am here today, even if it damages the reputation of Diamond King Group, I will expose this hospital and vindicate those who suffered injustice!â
Zeng Youcaiâs face bore an expression of indignation, and he spoke as though he were a Superman coming to the rescue.
âSo you wonât shed a tear until you see the coffin, huh?â Ye Haochuan chuckled, his gaze sweeping over the crowd and resting on an old man with a stooped figure wearing tattered clothes.
âOld sir, can you please come over here?â
Seeing Ye Haochuan gesturing to him, the old man hesitated slightly but still slowly walked over.
He looked at Ye Haochuan, a hint of unease on his face: âYoung man, Iâm in very poor health, what do you want to do?â
Having seen the previous bad state of Blondie, the old man had become somewhat worried.
With a chuckle, Ye Haochuan glanced at him, a flash of understanding crossing his face: âOld sir, your back, itâs been injured for a long time, hasnât it?â
Hearing Ye Haochuanâs words, the old manâs expression darkened slightly: âI injured it when I was young, and itâs been many decades since.â
It was an injury he sustained while working as a young man that made him walk stooped over.
âActually, your injury isnât a big deal.
If you had found a good practitioner of Traditional Chinese Medicine to perform acupuncture back then, it could have been completely healed.
Itâs a bit late now, but Iâm 80% confident I can cure your back injury!â Ye Haochuan smiled and said.
âAlas, there were no good practitioners of Traditional Chinese Medicine back thenâŚ
what!
Did you say you can cure my back injury?â The old man sighed, then suddenly perked up, looking at Ye Haochuan in disbelief.
Just then, a plainly dressed, brawny man suddenly burst from the crowd, falling to his knees in front of Ye Haochuan and pleading, âDoctor, I beg you to save my uncle, he hasnât been able to straighten his back for decades!â
âNo problem, no problem!
Your uncleâs issue isnât too serious.
As long as he cooperates a little, he can recover in just a few minutes,â Ye Haochuan said with a smile.