Chapter 723 - I'll Show You How Crude I Can Be!
Chapter 723 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" introduces: âHmph!Well, well!You little sleaze, spouting such vulgar, disgusting words, and you still dare say you... Read on to discover!
âHmph!
Well, well!
You little sleaze, spouting such vulgar, disgusting words, and you still dare say you arenât insulting music?!â Luo Fan was initially stunned, then a look of ecstasy emerged on his face as he coldly sneered at Ye Haochuan.
âVulgar and disgusting?
May I ask, Brother Luo Fan, where exactly were my words vulgar and disgusting?â Ye Haochuan chuckled and asked Luo Fan.
âStill denying it?!
Your words were clearly about the joys of love between a man and a woman, and the moans they make!â Luo Fan pointed at him, furious.
âOh!
Is that what Brother Luo Fan was referring to?â Ye Haochuan feigned an epiphany and then chuckled, âIâm so sorry, Brother Luo Fan, turns out youâre quite the experienced driver!
My apologies!
But unfortunately, what I meant was different.â
Luo Fan sneered, âSo you dare say it, but you donât dare admit it?â
Shaking his head, Ye Haochuan chuckled, âBrother Luo Fan, actually, the true meaning of my words was that the voice of a woman is soft and beautiful, very elegant, especially if the girl has a pure soul.â
He paused, then continued, âHowever, everyone has different thoughts in their minds, so naturally, they see my words differently.â
Upon hearing this, Luo Fanâs face immediately turned red.
Wasnât this hinting that his mind was impure, filled with vulgar and sleazy thoughts?
âNonsense!
Youâre clearly just being evasive!
Your words just now were obviously vulgar and low-class!â Luo Fan accused angrily.
Ye Haochuan chuckled, âThink about it again, which word in my previous words was vulgar?
If you think itâs low-class and vulgar, it only indicates that your heart is no longer pure!â
Luo Fan was suddenly speechless, his face turning incredibly red.
Initially, he was accusing Ye Haochuan of being vulgar and low-class, but instead, he found himself trapped by his own accusations.
Seeing Luo Fanâs flushed face and silence, a trace of smugness crossed Ye Haochuanâs face as he chuckled at Li Junyi, âBut I believe Miss Li, with her extraordinarily broad mind, definitely still has a pure heart, right?â
Broad mind?
What a way to compliment someone!
Li Junyi was initially puzzled, then suddenly realized that this sleazeball was actually commenting on her large chest!
Feeling angry and embarrassed, she glared at Ye Haochuan and snapped, âThis gentlemanâs perspective is indeed unique, Junyi has learned a lot.â
âHehe, thatâs just a little summary from my life experiences, your words really make me a bit embarrassed!â Ye Haochuanâs face displayed a proud smile, showing no sign of embarrassment at all.
Hearing his words, Li Junyi was even more convinced that this man was despicable, and she finally understood why Luo Fan had been targeting Ye Haochuan all along.
Thinking it over, Li Junyi decided to get rid of him and thus asked with a smile, âMay I know what kind of music do you generally listen to?â
âHim?
He understands music?
He must listen to all sorts of messed-up stuff!â Luo Fan, still annoyed, mocked Ye Haochuan again.
Seeing this guy who kept picking fights and desperately trying to make his presence felt, Ye Haochuan finally got a bit annoyed.
Damn!
Youâre calling me vulgar?
Iâll show you vulgar!
âHow do I not understand?â Ye Haochuan chuckled, shaking his head and said, âThis song âPlay the Fluteâ is quite good, and I often have my wife Yingxue play it for me!â
Li Junyiâs face flushed with embarrassment.
She knew exactly what kind of song that was!
What made her even more embarrassed was that this scoundrel not only listened to that kind of music but also had others play thatâŚ
for him!
Looking at the equally stunning Su Yingxue beside him, Li Junyi couldnât understand how the two could be together.
âNow, what do you have to say?
How can you still deny that this kind of music is vulgar?â Luo Fan sneered at Ye Haochuan, unconvinced that Ye could smooth this one over!
But in fact, he had underestimated Ye Haochuanâs silver tongue.
âYes, to you, itâs a vulgar piece!
But to me, it is an unparalleled masterpiece, which can be called the mudslide of the music world!
What era are we living in now?
We should be objective and fair, and approach such criticized pieces with a normal attitude.
If we stick to old customs, we ultimately imprison our own thoughts!
If you donât dare to take that bold step, how can you ever see the endpoint of art?â
Ye Haochuan spoke with a stern face and righteous words.
Damn!
This eloquence of mine, not using it in sales is simply a waste of talent!
Seeing the puzzled expressions on everyoneâs faces, Ye Haochuan couldnât help but feel amused.
Li Junyi rolled her eyes and looked at Ye Haochuan with some speechlessness.
This guy was clearly a sleaze, yet his words were irrefutable.
âWhat nonsense!â Even so, how do you explain asking Yingxue to âPlay the Fluteâ for you?â Luo Fan said angrily, his face ashen.
At these words, an image involuntarily flashed through his mind, igniting his anger even more.
Ye Haochuan smiled secretly, but pretended to be confused, âPlay what?
Luo Fan, brother, what do you mean?
I donât understand your words at all.â
With that, he turned his head and asked Su Yingxue, âHoney, what did you âplayâ for me at home?â
Hearing Ye Haochuanâs provocative words, Su Yingxueâs heart pounded non-stop, this bad guy!
Even if he wanted me to âplayâ for him, he shouldnât ask me this in front of everyone!
How embarrassing!
Pouting, Su Yingxue glared at Ye Haochuan coquettishly and whispered in his ear, âYouâre so bad!â
Seeing her cute and charming demeanor, Ye Haochuan immediately felt great.
On the other side, Luo Fan was livid, shouting furiously, âYouâre still pretending!
You scum!
You clearly forced Yingxue to just care about your own pleasure, having her play your âfluteâ!â
Seeing the prey finally bite, Ye Haochuan immediately chuckled, âBrother Luo Fan, Brother Luo Fan!
I thought you were an old hand, but it seems youâre still a bit too young!
My wife simply plays the flute for me at home, yet your mind went elsewhere!
Alas, what a filthy and evil mind you have!â
Hearing this, Luo Fan finally realized that he had been tricked by Ye Haochuan again!
Immediately, his face turned red, overwhelmed with embarrassment and fury, wishing he could find a hole to crawl into.
In fact, it wasnât entirely his fault, since every time Ye Haochuan spoke, he made people involuntarily think in that direction.
Li Junyi was even more annoyed, glancing at Ye Haochuan, this rascal.
Saying âplay the fluteâ simply as âplayâ, who could tell what he meant by that?
This was clearly making people think dirty thoughts!
Yet she hadnât considered that if someone had a pure mind, they would never think crooked thoughts.
But in todayâs society, who still has a pure heart?
âMiss Li, Iâll take my leave first.â Overwhelmed with shame and anger, Luo Fan could no longer stay, casting a vicious glare at Ye Haochuan before hastily leaving.
The remaining people looked at each other, and no one dared to provoke Ye Haochuan any further.
Li Junyi, also afraid that Ye Haochuan might say something else âearth-shatteringâ, quickly changed the subject back to musical instruments.
The concert lasted a total of three hours, and by the time it ended, Su Yingxue was still somewhat reluctant for it to be over.