Chapter 560 - Sorry I'm in a Hurry to Pee
Chapter 560 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" opens revealing: Wang Yan glared at him annoyedly and said, âHow can you speak so shamelessly?ââThank you... Keep going!
Wang Yan glared at him annoyedly and said, âHow can you speak so shamelessly?â
âThank you for the compliment,â Ye Haochuan was not ashamed at all and chuckled, âBut speaking of shamelessness, you really outdo me.
What era are we in, and yet you still interfere with your nieceâs personal matters?
How is that different from arranged marriages in feudal times?â
âIâm considering Yingyingâs personal happiness.
Yingying has the looks, the body, the education.
A girl as outstanding as her naturally deserves an equally outstanding boy.
You, on the other hand, are just a small university clinic doctor.
How could you possibly be worthy of our Yingying?â Wang Yan retorted.
âCut the crapâitâs all for your personal gain, isnât it?â Ye Haochuan said disdainfully.
âWhat?â Wang Yan frowned, his words sounding particularly irritating to her.
In fact, to some extent, she did hope for her nieceâs future happiness, but largely, she was motivated by her own interests.
Since joining Haishan TV Station, she had been diligently working.
However, in a state-owned enterprise, promotions were extremely difficult.
As an ordinary woman with no connections or background, becoming a producer was not easy.
Honestly, the position of producer was something Director Wang had promised her early on, in hopes of pairing her son with her niece.
Having tasted the benefits, she naturally worked her hardest for Director Wang.
However, if things were to be messed up, needless to say, the position of producer would be taken away by Director Wang immediately.
âGive me a break, Director Wang, am I wrong?â Ye Haochuan scoffed, âWeâre not three-year-olds.
Donât think I canât see through the little schemes in your mind.
Are you saying thereâs no benefit to you in helping Director Wang set up his son with your niece?â
Wang Yanâs expression stiffened, clearly hit the mark by his words, but she quickly regained her composure and said earnestly, âI truly have Yingyingâs happiness at heart, I have no personal desires.â
Jeez, as if no one else could say such things.
Ye Haochuan rolled his eyes and said, âIf you have no personal desires, then you should let her decide her own happiness.
Whatâs this running back and forth, trying to tear me apart from Shuying?
Havenât you heard the saying, itâs better to dismantle ten temples than to ruin one marriage?â
âStop spouting such nonsense.
You young people, what do you know about the hardships of life?
Your heads get heated up in a passionate relationship, and all reason flies out the window.
Once the honeymoon phase is over, itâs all about finance, cooking ingredients, housing and vehicles.
As just a small university clinic doctor, can you handle all that?â Wang Yan scoffed.
Seeing her contemptuous look, Ye Haochuan felt bitter inside.
Damn it, whatâs wrong with being a small university clinic doctor?
Canât a clinic doctor afford a house and a car?
Not to mention, my net worth is currently in the billions.
Just by wheeling and dealing some Body-Strengthening Pills, who knows how much money I could make!
However, he didnât need to say these things out loud.
Right now, his relationship with the girl Shuying was merely that of a master and apprenticeâit was still a long way from progressing any further, and its success was still uncertain.
Seeing that he was silent, Wang Yan thought he was intimidated and sneered inwardly.
Just as expected, a mere country bumpkin.
After showing the consequences, he started wavering.
Good, Iâll just turn up the heat and completely discourage him from keeping in touch with our Yingying.
âYoung man, take it easy.
Reality is just like that.
Hereâs what weâll doâfor you to stay away from our Yingying, just name your price, how much money?â
Ye Haochuan was taken aback.
Damn, what does she mean?
Carrot and stick?
âHow much are you willing to pay?â Ye Haochuan scoffed inwardly.
Seeing that he did not refuse, Wang Yan thought her financial tactic was working and said joyfully, âHow about one hundred thousand?â
âOne hundred thousand?
Are you trying to brush off a beggar?â Ye Haochuan couldnât help but be speechless, and he chuckled, âIâve got to say, Director Wang, youâre greatly underestimating Ye Haochuanâs appetite.â
I knew you wouldnât let it go so easily.
Wang Yan said absently, âThen letâs add another hundred thousand.
How about that?â
âTwo hundred thousand is still too little.â Ye Haochuan smiled faintly.
âThen how much do you want?
A million?â Wang Yan frowned.
âA million is also too little.â Ye Haochuan chuckled.
Wang Yanâs face changed color instantly.
Although she had agreed to Director Wang to try her best to facilitate his match with her niece, the benefit fee Director Wang promised her was only a mere three hundred thousand, plus a promotion and a salary increase.
Now Ye Haochuan was asking for a million right off the bat.
Wouldnât she end up paying out of her own pocket if she pursued this deal?
âYe Haochuan, your appetite is way too big!
Let me tell you, Iâm not going to agree to these terms!â Wang Yan said furiously.
âIn that case, thereâs nothing left to discussâŚâ Ye Haochuan said, then suddenly his expression froze, âOh, sorry, Iâm really bursting for a pee, oops, my stomach hurts too, and Iâve got to take a dump.
Iâll stop right here.
Just to let you know, donât follow me in, because if youâre beside me, I canât pee, hehe.â
Looking at his grinning face, Wang Yan felt extremely disgusted and wished she could scratch his face off, cursing, âDespicable.â
Ye Haochuan laughed heartily, then rushed into the restroom.
Outside, Wang Yan dare not take any chances, still watching closely near the restroom door.
As soon as this kid came out, she would stick to him like glue to prevent any sabotage.
While she thought about this, a horrible groaning sound suddenly came from the direction of the restroom, as if he was straining with all his might to defecate, and then he suddenly relaxed and started to recite a poem with an undulating tone: âAfter thousands of calls, I finally start to take a dumpâŚ
Oh, feels so good!â
Damn it, what kind of person is this?
Total trash!
Wang Yan couldnât stand it anymore and subconsciously moved further away.
Initially, she thought that Ye Haochuan would be coming out soon, but after waiting for a long time, he just didnât come out.
She felt a bit puzzled but didnât dare to go up and ask.
She thought to herself that since thereâs only one door to the restroom, she shouldnât worry about him not coming out.
Little did she know, as soon as Ye Haochuan entered the restroom, he urinated beside the toilet bowl and, seeing that no one was inside, he got an idea and jumped straight out of the window.
Having landed, Ye Haochuan looked back at the restroom window and chuckled, âDirector Wang, just keep waiting.
I need to stir things up a little more.â
At this moment, in the teahouseâs main hall booth, Jiang Shuying, without Ye Haochuan beside her, found herself at a loss in responding to Wang Yingjunâs relentless romantic advances.
Wang Yingjun appeared neat and refined, but the undisguised greed in his eyes made her feel uncomfortable, as if he were infatuated with her beauty.
âMiss Jiang, honestly, putting aside my fatherâs subordinate relationship with Auntie Wang, our families have always had a good relationship.
If we could join together, wouldnât our relationship become even closer?
Look, I even bought a ring for you.
Here, let me put it on for you.â
Wang Yingjun said, unable to help but stretch out his hand, putting the prepared diamond ring on Jiang Shuyingâs finger.
Jiang Shuying was taken aback.
They had just met today; how could he be like this?
As she instinctively was about to refuse, Ye Haochuanâs voice suddenly came from next to her, âWow, Brother Handsome, thatâs a rare diamond ring!â