Chapter 699 - Female Tree Person
Chapter 699 of "Invincible Little School Doctor" begins with intriguing events: Seeing that the time was right, Ye Haochuan then said to the Eldest Elder, âActually,... Donât miss it!
Seeing that the time was right, Ye Haochuan then said to the Eldest Elder, âActually, Iâve come this time because thereâs something Iâd like to ask for the Eldest Elderâs help with!â
Eager for an opportunity to repay Ye Haochuanâs kindness, the Eldest Elder quickly replied with a smile, âIf thereâs anything you need from our Tree People Clan, just command it.â
Thatâs exactly what I was waiting for, heh heh!
Ye Haochuan felt secretly pleased and smiled, âActually, itâs not a big deal, I just want to ask the Eldest Elder to lead the Fire Tree Human Clan to shift their location a bitâŚâ
âYou want us to move?â
Before Ye Haochuan could finish, Yige, who was at his side, bluntly interrupted him.
âItâs something like that!â Ye Haochuan answered with a curl of his lips.
âNo way, the Fire Tree Human Clan has lived in this region for over a thousand years; this is our home.
How can we just move on a whim?â Yige firmly objected.
The Eldest Elder also hurriedly explained, âYou donât understand, benefactor.
My Fire Tree Human Clan has lived here from generation to generation; this place is my home.
Asking us to leave is somewhat unreasonableâŚâ
Ye Haochuan had thought this would be a simple request, and that the Fire Tree Human Clan wouldnât object.
He didnât expect to be flatly refused.
God damn it, what happened to âjust command itâ?
I made promises before I came here.
If I canât dupe you all into the mines, where shall I put this face of mine?
With a meaningful smile, Ye Haochuan said directly, âI wonder how your casualties were from this Flame Eagle Beast attack.
If they invade again next time, could you still hold them off?â
âThisâŚâ The Eldest Elderâs expression darkened as he said, âIf the Flame Eagle Beasts come again, we Fire Tree Humans will certainly fight to the deathâŚâ
âFight to the death?
To the point of extinction?â Ye Haochuan suddenly interjected.
âWhen the Flame Eagle Beasts wipe you all out, this place will become their nest.
Do you think itâs worth it?â
âDo you think the Flame Eagle Beasts are as stupid as you?
If we move to another place, they wonât be able to find us?â Yige retorted with irritation.
God damn it, being despised by a tree?
I canât stand it!
Ye Haochuan hummed softly and said, âYou dumb tree, you canât defeat the Flame Eagle Beasts because youâre immobile.
When the time comes and we humans help you fend off the enemy, whatâs a Flame Eagle Beast to us?â
âHmph, humans are the most cunning.
I donât trust them!â Yige said, his face filled with disbelief.
Them?
God damn it, why do you talk as if Iâm not a human?
Ye Haochuan chuckled to himself and said, âThe place Iâm asking you to move to is my territory, filled with my people.
I promise to help you resist the Flame Eagle Beasts, and I will deliver on that promise.â
âNo good deed goes unrewarded, you are either a schemer or a thief!
You must have ulterior motives to make us move with all this effort,â Yige said angrily.
Crap, this tree is really sly, even using idioms!
Ye Haochuan smiled faintly and replied, âWe help you block the Flame Eagle Beast Clan, you help us guard the mines, each taking what we need.
A win-win cooperation, only a fool would refuse such a deal.â
âYouâre the fool, your whole family is full of fools!â Yige shouted angrily at the words.
God damn it, you dare to insult me?
Believe it or not, Iâll peel off your bark and ruin your reputation in the Tree People World?
Ye Haochuan inwardly sneered but put on a face of deep sorrow and said, âAh, Iâve saved your Eldest Elderâs life twice for nothing if you dare to slander me like this.
Forget it, forget everything Iâve said.
Iâll be on my way now and come back another time to see you all.â
âNo need to see us off!â Yige said coldly.
God damn it, what happened to all that groveling when you needed me to save the Eldest Elder?
You turn your back the moment your pants are up?
Even as a tree, youâve got a dual personality.
Damn, youâre really something!
Ye Haochuan was filled with contempt but then said with an air of regret, âEr⌠I donât even know if youâll still be here next time I come.
Seems like Iâll have to prepare a few teardrops in advance; otherwise, it would be awkward if I canât squeeze them out then.â
âYouâŚ, you dare to curse us, Iâll fight you!â Yige was furious, and immediately began to thrash about, attacking Ye Haochuan.
âStop!â the Eldest Elder suddenly shouted, âBenefactor saved our Fire Tree Human Clan.
How can you be so rude?â
âEldest Elder, this human has gone too far!
HeâŚâ Yige tried to explain.
âSilence!
Apologize to benefactor at once!â the Eldest Elder ordered sternly.
Yige was still reluctant but didnât dare to go against the Eldest Elderâs wishes and had to say in a low voice, âIâm sorry!â
After speaking, the face on its trunk suddenly disappeared, and it turned into an ordinary big tree, seeming to be angry.
âMy granddaughter has been spoiled by me, and I ask the benefactor to not take it to heart!â The Eldest Elder said politely.
Granddaughter?
Do these Tree People have genders?
How do they do the deed then?
Rub against each other, two trees intertwined?
Ye Haochuan couldnât help but feel intrigued, his gaze wandering over the Tree People around him.
However, no matter how hard he looked, he couldnât spot any difference.
âNo worries, I never take issue with ladies.
But about that migration thing, is there really no room for discussion?â Ye Haochuan still felt somewhat unwilling.
As soon as migration was mentioned, the Eldest Elderâs expression turned uglier than if his father had died; he sighed and said, âThe Benefactor doesnât understand, even if we wanted to migrate, itâs not possible.
The Tree People Clan has extremely high requirements for water and land.
If we migrate rashly, encountering deserts and rocky mountains could mean death for us.â
Damn, thought it was some big issue, itâs just this.
Please, your uncle here has the Gate of the World, is that even a problem?
With his mind made up, Ye Haochuan asked, âSo, are you saying that if I guarantee no casualties during your migration, you would be willing to migrate?â
âYou guarantee?
With what will you guarantee?
Can a single Human Clan member like you assure the safety of thousands of us Tree People?â Yige suddenly showed her face again and interjected.
Damn, thought you went off to dream about your beloved Tree God, whyâd you pop up again?
Ye Haochuan, visibly annoyed, said, âHow about we make a bet?
If I canât do it, deal with me however you want.â
âScoundrel!
Do you think Iâd gamble the lives of thousands of my Tree People Clan on such a meaningless bet?â Yige said furiously.
Shoot, this female Tree Person is getting cockier and cockier, huh!
Uncle can bear it, but I sure as hell canât!
Ye Haochuan couldnât be bothered to argue with her anymore and placed his hand on Yigeâs trunk, initiating the Gate of the World.
In an instant, Ye Haochuan and Yige disappeared from where they were and appeared several thousand miles away, atop a mine.
âTake your stinking hand off me.
Even if weâre not the same clan, there is still a difference between men and women.
If you dare to be disrespectful to me again, Iâll not be polite!â Yige said with a cold snort.
For crying out loud, youâre just a tree, okay?
Can you not talk like Iâm interested in you or something?
Ye Haochuan, his face full of black lines, said displeasedly, âMaybe you should take a look around first!â
âWhat?â It was only then that Yige looked around.
But one look made her expression change drastically.
There were no Fire Tree Humans in sight, just ordinary trees.
Yige panicked and shouted angrily, âScoundrel, where did you take the Eldest Elder and the rest?â
âIdiot, youâve been brought to the place we are supposed to migrate to, the Eldest Elder and the rest are still back where they were.â Ye Haochuan said, amused.
âWhat?â Yige, disbelieving, shouted angrily, âWho allowed you to bring me here?
Send me back immediatelyâŚâ
Ye Haochuan couldnât be bothered to waste his breath on a female tree and directly used the Gate of the World to return to the Fire Tree Human Clanâs territory.
âBenefactor, where did Yige go?â As soon as only Ye Haochuan appeared, the Eldest Elder immediately became worried.
âDonât worry, Iâve already sent her to my mine.
If youâre willing, I can send you there right now,â Ye Haochuan said with a smile.
âWhat?
Youâre not joking with me, are you?â The Eldest Elder said incredulously.
âWhether itâs a joke or not, donât you see for yourself?â Ye Haochuan said with interest.
Just at that moment, Ye Haochuan had already sent the Eldest Elder to the mine.
When the Eldest Elder looked around, he was so shocked that leaves fell to the ground all around him.
âAmazing, truly amazing!
I am thoroughly impressed by the Benefactorâs methods!â
âSo, about that migrationâŚâ Ye Haochuan said, looking at the Eldest Elder with interest.
âMigrate, I will have them all migrate here right away!
With such a powerful protector as the Benefactor, the Fire Tree Human Clan will be safe!
Haha!â The Eldest Elder said excitedly.
Damn, if I knew I should have just brought you all over to see first, wasted so much of my breath!